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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but I just came across it at WWE Shopzone and I have to say that it is probably the gayest, most egotistical piece of garbage that the WWE has produced for Triple H yet. Take a look:

 

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Any thoughts?

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

I am *SO* getting that.

 

 

 

....for me to *POOP* on!

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Vince: "I can't understand it Hunter, it's not moving in Detroit or Boston...but we can keep them in stock in San Fran..."

Posted

Who is supposed to buy that? Women? No matter how many steroid induced muscles HHH has, he still appears ugly to most. Men? Only if you have some issues.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Is it a poster? I could see a gym or some place like that putting it up I suppose, but it is rather stupid.

Posted
Is it a poster? I could see a gym or some place like that putting it up I suppose, but it is rather stupid.

Yes it is a poster. And yes it is rather stupid.

Guest kkktookmybabyaway
Posted

From Shopzone:

 

<<<If you want to play "The Game", then you`ve got to have the desire. And what better motivator than this poster of the Superstar who is "that damn good". 24" x 36".>>>

 

Yeah, that motivates me to get off my fat ass -- and tear it down from my wall...

Posted

Most gyms wouldn't put that up because any lifter that has knowledge of what they're doing realizes that to get a body like HHH's, you need to use a large amount of steroids.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted

Better watch out, Scotty. HGH is getting closer and closer...

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

Grrrrrrr, I'm Mr. Muscle Fitness!

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted
Grrrrrrr, I'm Mr. Muscle Fitness!

 

DAMNIT! The one I wanna use is ALWAYS taken! Why does this keep happening to me?! :bonk: :bonk: :spank:

Guest Olympic Slam
Posted

Putting that on your wall is a good way to scare your father

Guest BlackRainbow1025
Posted

This poster seems along the lines of Shawn Michaels in Playgirl......meant for women, but honestly, the women aren't the ones buying it.

Guest Punk Princess
Posted

I'd buy it if HHH wasn't so damned buff. Even when he's in the ring he doesn't look like that, its like Scott Steiner, just fuckin' nasty... and whats with the backwards baseball cap? Just makes him look like the world's strongest wanna-be... how much more is the WWE going to stroke his ego? And most importantly, why? Its not just because he's dating Stephanie.

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

All that went through my mind was

"I'm...too sexy for my knee, too sexy for my quad..."

 

It's sad.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Somebody has *GOT* to put that in his/her sig w/ some sort of witty quote.

Posted

I wouldn't buy that poster even if it was only $1.

 

*thinks about that*

 

Actually, I'd buy the entire stock of posters and burn them all. :D

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
I'd buy it if HHH wasn't so damned buff. Even when he's in the ring he doesn't look like that, its like Scott Steiner, just fuckin' nasty... and whats with the backwards baseball cap? Just makes him look like the world's strongest wanna-be... how much more is the WWE going to stroke his ego? And most importantly, why? Its not just because he's dating Stephanie.

Dating Stephanie was a stepping stone, it got his foot--or nose I should say--in the door. Once he got Vince's ear he put to use the politicking skills he learned from the other Kliq members.

Guest DARRYLXWF
Posted

If I saw that anywhere other than a gym, I'd shoot who ever bought the thing, and then the shop from where it was bought.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

One would think Vince would learn that listening to HHH or Kevin Nash is not the smartest business direction.

 

Anyway, even I wouldn't buy that thing, and I am into the whole "Mister Muscle And Fitness" thing. I think it's for the girls, but I doubt the girls are buying. :mellow:

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

What's next, HHH comes to your house and fucks you in the ass?

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
What's next, HHH comes to your house and fucks you in the ass?

Then you get a replica "WWE Undisputed Assfucked" belt! It's kinda medium sized and has a lot of mirrors on the sides (to make it look bigger) and there's a nameplate!

 

You can choose a namplate even, such as:

 

STEPH

ANGLE

JERICHO

LESNAR

R.V.D. (Not Yet Released. Production 9/22)

....Or get a blank and inscribe your own!

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
One would think Vince would learn that listening to HHH or Kevin Nash is not the smartest business direction.

One would think he'd learn from other business ventures (WBF, XFL), but hasn't (WWE films).

 

One would think he's learn that Billy Gunn just doesn't have "it" (see BG pushes up until now).

 

One would think that he'd see that nobody wants Steph on TV.

 

One would think he'd try to only give megapushes to wrestlers that are over (Mabel, Show, Lesnar)

 

So I think we can conclude he's either stubborn or senile.

Posted
So I think we can conclude he's either stubborn or senile.

Probably both.

Guest humongous2002
Posted

Hey pretty soon WWE shopzone will come out with the Cripple H penis pump,I imagine HGH saying "after abusing roids ,grrrr,its very hard to get hard grrrr, if you know what I mean,ggrrr"with a Steph seal of approval. :firedevil:

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
So I think we can conclude he's either stubborn or senile.

Probably both.

I don't think both would really matter. If he's that senile, I'd imagine it's basically Steph and HHH shoving stuff in front of his face, and he rubber-stamps it while a giant-breasted nurse wipes drool from the corners of his mouth.

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