Promo: About Storm

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

'Slam'

 

A door is slammed shut as the man known to the world population as Perfect Bo comes through the doors, a bit upset, hell, this guy is fuming. He has his duffle bag with him across his shoulders as he goes down the stairs to the parking lot...he makes a left, goes down the street and makes another left where his Hummer awaits his arrival. He digs in his pocket for his keys and takes it out…he presses a little button that deactivates the alarm system in his Hummer. He goes towards the right side of his car, opens the passenger side door and throws in his bag with anger…then a voice is heard.

 

“Bo…Bo” A man running towards him screams…this man turned out to by Ben Hardy and there’s a camera crew right behind him. Bo looks up, sees the determination that Hardy has for a quick interview, but shrugs it off as he slam the door shut and is about to walk towards his side of the hummer, the drivers side when Hardy stopped right in front of him…speaking as he breathing hard, Hardy said:

 

“Bo…you finally get your chance to get your hands on Wilson in a Miami Mayhem match on Storm…your thoughts.”

 

Bo just looks down at this little interviewer and stares a hole right through his head. Bo looks away and starts to walk off again when Hardy stops him with another question:

 

“You will also be facing the man that you defeated at the last Pay Per View Longdogger Pete…your thoughts.”

 

Bo twirls around and starts to walk right towards Hardy, a menacing work that will scare anybody. He grabs Hardy by the collar and finally said:

 

“Don’t ever mention that punk ass bitch name again.” Bo looks to his right and breaths hard. “What else do I have to do to show mother fuckers that I was fuckin played? I kept my mouth shut for a few weeks hoping and waiting to get something resolved but no, this mother fucker had to come out and almost choke Wilson out to get his fuckin match…that’s not fuckin right.”

 

“But you’re in the match.”

 

“It won’t matter that much because there’s a third person…a third wheel, how am I going to get my revenge on Wilson if it’s not a one on one match. If LDP got a little grudge on that bitch, let them two bitches take it somewhere else at another time, not my time.”

 

“Well, the match is still going to happen…what are your thoughts about it?”

 

“They want to bring the heat, they want to bring Miami…well I’m going to give them the New York chill… Miami Mayhem will taste the New York Pandemonium…and I have to win.”

 

“So you can become the ICTV champion…”

 

“No…I have to win, but it’s not cause of that.”

 

Hardy looks at Bo for a few seconds before coming up with something else. “Yeah, so you can finally get some payback against Wilson.”

 

Bo exhales…he doesn’t want to say what it is, but he feels like fuck it…and he said: “No…that’s not the reason either. I have to win because…I can’t.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for the answer…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bo will say it…

 

 

Wait for it…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Swim…I can’t swim…I have to win this match and not get thrown in the water because my life depends on it…I cannot swim. You know when people say that they’re fighting for their life, fighting their life out…I am literally fighting for my life, because if I lose I might drown. So expect me to do some crazy shit, because I’ve gone through some shit in my life, almost die a few times and I aint trying to die now…”

 

“You can’t swim?” Hardy said in a shock mocking voice.

 

“It’s not something I’m proud of…and no, I can’t swim. But you know what?”

 

“What’s that Bo?”

 

“Last time a person made fun of me about me not swimming and him knowing how to swim, I made sure that he be swimming in the bottom of the Hudson river.”

 

“Hmmm, threats…lets have a swim race…just kidding…well…that’s all we have right now…Bo, good luck in your match and I hope you wont be force to take swimming lessons right on the spot.”

 

“Fuck you.” Bo said right before the camera shuts off…

 

End

[Guest Ace309]

Wow... that's a hell of a twist! Puts a new spin on the match. I'm anxious to see how it gets written in.

[Guest chirs3]

Owie... this certainly changes things up...

 

Can't... wait... for Storm...

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Enjoy your match, Bo. I just hope you can stay true to the spirit with which the match type was intended.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

I will...just a weird way of a type...but I will try my best...that's the best I can offer.

 

Bo

 

ps...COMMENT DAMMIT COMMENT

[Guest Divefire]

Hey Bo, nice promo. I've noticed your promo work has been improving of late and you've been adding some nice depth and comedy in their with out losing your bad muddy funster gimick.

 

Keep it up.