Promo: 'In the name of evil'

[Guest Muzz]

Start...

 

I’m evil… why can’t people see that already… they saw what happened to Mercury, but still, they love him, and I’m still seen as a nutcase… I don’t know maybe their right… but is their anything wrong with that? It’s a pleasure to be insane…

 

And evil…

 

“’Wuahahahaahaha…”

 

The cackling of evil laughter emanates from the balcony of a hotel room. A familiar face looks over the city below, plotting evil deeds no doubt…

 

Evil is not a charade. I could show my evilness every single night, but no one would believe me… I wonder why that’s so? Have I changed so much over the years that no one cares what I do?

 

“’Wuahahahaahaha…”

 

But I’ll show them. After all… I am evil, and not only that, I’m Australian, nobody screws with us… Maybe I just don’t stand out very well by myself… with the Midnight Carnival, the Clan, and so on… I’m evil in the rough, yet to be spotted, my full potential not yet recognised…

 

“Wuahahahaahaha…”

 

But soon that will all change… I have a surprise, which should make people stand up and take notice. I want to start over from here… forget my past, and focus on my future. My past is nothing but bad memories, which I intend to leave behind… Mercury, being one of them. I don’t care him, he doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned. To start anew… it’s like a dream come true…

 

I never knew evil could rhyme…

 

I guess evil can do a lot of things. The Clan, the Enlightenment, they are like pussy cats compared to me, and my great evilness… maybe I’m the devil, and just don’t know it yet… Yeah, it’s possible. Just call me Satan… that has a nice ring to it...

 

“Wuahahahaahaha…”

 

Look at all those people below… I bet none of them care what I do… none of them know about my evilness…

 

Well how about I show them…

 

Reaching to his left, Sacred grabs a plastic bowl, and throws it off the balcony to the street below, where people wander past, enjoying the starry night…

 

"Hey, watch it!”

 

The evil Australian is satisfied one person now recognises his evilness. Soon that will spread, with the dropping of more plastic bowls… Probably too much work, I’ll just stick to proving it in the IGN Wrestling Federation…

 

Ah yes, the IGNWF… my home for a year and a half. I’m being called a young star on the rise… and I’ve been here since the start, working my evil fingers to the bone to claw my way to the top… and I’m still not there yet, I still have much work to do. But that task will be made easier, when Storm rolls around…

 

“Wuahahahaha… *Cough*…”

 

Damn asthma… I haven’t been able to shale it off since I was a kid. I guess it is an evil condition… fitting for the king of evil. Hmmm, that has a nice ring to it too.

 

Sacred let’s out an evil sigh, and then turns around, sliding the balcony door open and entering his lavish hotel room, evilly decorated with evil candles and evil pillows.

 

This room is too my liking… but it’s missing something… I’m missing something… someone to share it with. I should have never let Anna go, even if her father is sick… I think of her when I’m not thinking up some evil plan.

 

I want to see her again…

 

But alas, I am too busy at the moment, making my evil legacy…

 

A shinning object makes itself apparent across the other side of the room, draped over a chair. Sacred walks over and grasps it… his United States title.

 

Ah, my evil belt. I won’t let you go. You can not be in the hands of someone… not evil. You will help me create that legacy. I know two other things that can help me do that… but they are yet to be revealed… I love keeping evil secrets. Come to think of it, the whole evil thing rocks altogether.

 

The evil candles, the evil food, the evil drink, the evil 'stabbings'… I love it all. I wouldn’t give it up for the world. I’m through caring about anything. I’m through playing by the rules, wrestling with a good heart, and trying to make the fans happy... How pathetic I was.

 

Where did it ever get me? I’ve been around now for nearly a year and a half, and still, people who have been here half as long get all the recognition, get all the money, all the respect, and all the admiration. It pains me to see that… I help make this company, even if my contribution was small, I still did… but I’m still forgotten, spat on, turned on, and disrespected.

 

Sacred plonks his title back on the chair, and lets out a deep breath.

 

It’s been a while since I’ve smiled… nothing to smile about. Not a smirk, nor a grin, nothing to show any emotion, except what goes on inside my head, which I won’t let anyone see.

 

Now it should be smooth sailing for me. My evil deeds shall get me noticed by everyone… even If I have to push the boundaries of violence, I am willing to do anything, to show what I can do…

 

How evil I am… which reminds me…

 

The Australian’s eyes close a little, and his eyebrows lower, in an evil expression. He storms out of his hotel room and charges down the hallway…

 

I can’t stop showing the world in the wrestling ring though, as I said, I have to push the limits…  

 

Ahead of Sacred, is a hotel worker, a porter or something. It doesn’t matter to Sacred though. The Aussie is on the charge, and he flies through the air and connects to the poor man’s stomach, bringing him down with a Kamikaze.

 

The man rolls around on the floor, clutching his ribs in pain. Sacred gets back to his feet quickly, and doesn’t stop to think about his actions.

 

That was great, I feel so invigorated. I feel good, I feel evil flowing through my veins…

 

Maybe I should do this more often… random beatings… an evil Idea if ever I’ve heard one…Maybe it’s time for another war, and I can do it… with my evil, sadistic powers…

 

And I'll have some help…

 

“Wuahahahaahahaha…”

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Even though you banned me, I replied you big bitch!

 

 

Muzz = eVil

[Guest crusen86]

Haha! You're flying up the ranks as one of the best promo guys here, methinks. Keep it up, yo.

[Guest The Myriad]

I'm sure it's good, but I can't read. Bitch!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

LOL...the first piece of SWF-related material on this board is worthy of being just that.

 

Great stuff, Sacred.

[Guest chirs3]

I think someone needs a huuu-uuug...

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ah, my evil belt. I won’t let you go. You can not be in the hands of someone… not evil.

Further proof that Sacred = living genius.

 

Great promo to start off the new era.

 

/applause

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Nice promo, man.  Seeing stuff like that just makes me never want to attempt a good promo...do to my suckiness.  Hrm..

 

Anyway, nice Evil Promo.

 

EDIT: I wonder if this will bump the thread. What this promo was about, I have no fucking clue. This was when Sacred was kicking ass and taking names, in the quest for respect and legitmacy. It must've been good...cuz I said it was good. Anywho, I just need to mention that I wanted to say "due" instead of "do" when refering to my suckiness with promos...16 months ago. So remember, "due", not "do".

 

Edited June 11, 2003 by Zero_Cool