Guest Kingpk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 On September 27, the greatest movie since "The Sound of Music" will hit theaters across the country. Starring the Greatest Actors in Human History, Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. You will see this movie. I know you will. If you don't: You have been warned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Yeah, like I didn't buy my ticket already. Twice. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 18, 2002 ::no sells warning:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Finally... a movie comes along to challenge the poignant and riveting tale of Surf Ninjas. I must prepare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 ::no sells warning:: ::No-sells the no-sell of the warning:: HA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Finally... a movie comes along to challenge the poignant and riveting tale of Surf Ninjas. I must prepare. I recommend Jack Daniels or Absolut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 18, 2002 ::no sells warning:: ::No-sells the no-sell of the warning:: HA! :: No sells the no selling of the no selling of the warning and then threatens his job:: HA HA HA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 :: No sells the no selling of the no selling of the warning and then threatens his job:: HA HA HA Ok. ::No-sells, the no-selling of the no-selling of the no-selling of the warning, flies to Seattle, kicks Josh in the junk, flies back:: HA HA HA HA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C.H.U.D. Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 18, 2002 :: No sells the no selling of the no selling of the warning and then threatens his job:: HA HA HA Ok. ::No-sells, the no-selling of the no-selling of the no-selling of the warning, flies to Seattle, kicks Josh in the junk, flies back:: HA HA HA HA ::No sells the no selling of his noselling of the previous no selling, flys to where Kingpk lives beats him and then flys back to Seattle only to turn around and return to where Kingpk lives and beat him again while no selling him again:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Well, I'm no-selling this thread by refusing to post! Oh, sh*t... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 can you guarantee a JLH nude scene? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted September 18, 2002 ::No sells the no selling of his noselling of the previous no selling, flys to where Kingpk lives beats him and then flys back to Seattle only to turn around and return to where Kingpk lives and beat him again while no selling him again:: [servo]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/servo] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 As the SmartMarks' resident Blood and Jackie Chan mark, I'm in line already. And, yet, somehow I am posting here at the same time. Go telepathy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pochorenella Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I love JLH. Jackie Chan's The Man. I'll be there. Hey, wasn't this movie supposed to come out on June? Can someone explain the delay? Maybe the movie was really bad and they had to re-edit it or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I'll probably be going to a screening of this next Tuesday. Hey, it's free and I'm guaranteed to see SOME JLH cleavage (otherwise what would be the point of having her in the movie?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I get a sneak preview of the movie. Working for the movie theater pays off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C.H.U.D. Report post Posted September 19, 2002 can you guarantee a JLH nude scene? She'll only do a nude scene when her career is shot and she's like 40 and sagging to the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 19, 2002 She'll only do a nude scene when her career is shot and she's like 40 and sagging to the floor. Better late than never, I say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I can say with 100% sureness I will never see this movie...JLH might be a babe and all, but damn does she come off annoying in the previews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I can say with 100% sureness I will never see this movie...JLH might be a babe and all, but damn does she come off annoying in the previews. Um when exactly hasn't she been annoying? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I like Jackie, and I think JLH is cute, but no way in HELL am I seeing this movie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I wish JLH would fall into obscurity long enough to where she feels she NEEDS to do a nude scene in order to get a starring role. I would be first in line at the ticket window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted September 19, 2002 Only if I can see James Brown get knocked out legit and Jackie Chan sing "Living in America" in the musical number. Yes, I am making UNREASONABLE DEMANDS~! As much as I mark for Jackie Chan flicks, I'm thinking that this will rank around "Gorgeous" on my Jackie Chan movie scale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lethargic Report post Posted September 19, 2002 can you guarantee a JLH nude scene? She'll only do a nude scene when her career is shot and she's like 40 and sagging to the floor. So that should be what, her next movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
