PROMO: Buisness and Pleasure

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Two pairs of boots are seen walking down a solitary hallway. Two men pass by picture window after picture window taking in the lovely view of the lush suburban landscape outside. They stop at a huge pearly-white double door. A small nameplate is mounted on the door at eye level. At least eye level to the smaller man. It says: Chris Wilson.

 

 

Frost: I doubt you know this, but got any clue as to why the boss asked us to his office? We've never seen it before...

 

TNT: Not a clue, maybe it's to commend us on our incredible Tag Title streak!

 

Frost: Uh-huh... I guess we can strike that option off the list. Let's get it over with...

 

 

Frost and TNT each take one side of the door and open it wide. Their eyes follow suit at what the see in front of them.

 

 

 

Wilson: Frost, TNT, please take a seat, important buisness at hand here!

 

 

 

 

Frost and TNT stand with mouths agape, but their subconcious mind finds a way to take control of their bodies and get them to plop down in the seats in front of the Mag 7 leader.

 

 

 

Wilson: Now boys, *rub* I've been going *rub* one by one to all the members *rub rub* -ahhh- of our glorious team here, but with *rub* you two making *squish* such a great team I thought it best *rub* to tell you together.

 

 

 

The tag champions continue to only stare, having a hard time paying attention to the words coming out of their Boss' mouth. They look, not at the boss above them, kneeling on top of a table, but at the nude woman on her stomach getting the oiled rubdown... Annie Eclectic.

 

 

 

Wilson: Now as you both know *rub* I'm leaving after Genesis but in the Magnificent Seven *rub rub* my legacy will live -MMmmmm- on. To make sure, *rub* I've already chosen the person who will take *squish rub* -AAAH- this stable forward *rub* to the future.

 

TNT: Ah.... Explosive news Boss!

 

Frost: ...

 

TNT: ... Makes me want to explode just thinking about it, don't you agree big man?

 

Frost: ...

 

Annie: Aaah! Mmmmm.... Moichido, kudasai Wilson-kun.

 

Wilson: Of course! *squishsquash* -MMMMMM-

 

Frost: ....

 

TNT: ...I'm just about to explode right here...

 

Wilson: With pride, yes I know Taylor. *squish* I will announce the new leader at Genesis, just for extra pagentry to my exit *rub rub* -purrrrr-

 

Frost: ... *realization... PING!* Hey.. don't we get a chance to.. I don't know... make our case? I mean, I think I'd be a great leader but I haven't had time to show my leadership skills...

 

TNT: *still staring* ...hey big guy... don't EXPLODE~! on the man... I mean... hmmm.

 

Frost: Seriously! Did we get a fair chance at this?

 

Wilson: *rub* Of course Frost! The new leader was chosen *rub* fairly and unbiased. There should be *rubrub* no problem...

 

TNT: EXPLODE~!

 

Wilson: ... whatsoever. Annie, darling... flip!

 

Annie: Just when I was getting sooo relaxed....

 

 

Frost's mind quickly falls back to where TNT's mind already was, as Annie flips onto her back, and recieves more massage therapy.

 

 

Frost: ....

 

TNT: watch.....me.....explode....

 

Frost: you explode I kill you.

 

Wilson: *looking at the tag champs for the first time* Ah... hmmm. Annie dear, would you mind putting something on? I think we're distracting the boys here.

 

Annie: Are we? Blargle... I guess so.

 

Wilson: Anything tasteful, I'm sure you'll have no problem with that.

 

Annie: None at all. Does whipped cream count?

 

Wilson: Hmm, yes, yes I think it does.

 

Annie: Perfect.

 

 

Frost and TNT's eyes do not sway from the nude, oiled assassin as she walks to the back of the office and enters the bedroom inside. Chris Wilson hops down to sit on the edge of the table to finish his talk with Chilly Chilly Bang Bang.

 

 

Wilson: Now, I expect you two to continue the M7 dominance, I want a full strong showing from our team on my last night, so train hard for it. I wan't zero mistakes for what might just be the day that we take over this federation. Understood?

 

TNT: Crystal

 

Frost: Perfectly

 

TNT: ...explode....

 

Wilson: *clapping his oily hands together* Perfect! Dismissed, have a wonderful day.

 

 

Smiling, Wilson takes his leave of the men to follow his lover's path to the bedroom. Frost and TNT get up and exit the room...

 

 

Frost: *smacking TNT upside the head* Man, don't you pay attention? Stop being a fucking pervert and listen up to the important stuff!

 

TNT: ...but you were staring too!

 

Frost: ...

 

TNT: ...

 

Frost: *smacking TNT upside the head* Shut up.

 

TNT: ...explode...

 

Frost: SHUT IT!

 

 

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Annie stands straight up, looking at the fax that just came into the room.

 

 

Wilson: *dissapointed* Well, while not a horrible sight by anyone's standards, I was expecting a bit more whipped cream...

 

Annie: Buisness first Chris... just got word of a challenge. Apparently Tod deKindes is a bit miffed at my mole nature in X Force Nine.

 

Wilson: No bother.

 

Annie: True... but he's even putting his US belt on the line if I'll accept his challenge for Genesis. Gold -is- gold dear.

 

Wilson: ..true...

 

Annie: Plus, I happen to have gotten quite a bit on info about this man. Carries a lot of baggage... *fake concerned voice* and a still-burning candle for his lost love.

 

Wilson: Lost love? *raises eyebrow* Do I sense manipulation perculating in your lovely little brain?

 

Annie: You just may Chris.... you just may.

 

Wilson: Well, I say do what you want, it will be an excellent starter to the night Genesis belongs to Magnificent Seven.

 

Annie: Thank you darling. But, while on the subject, I think this body belongs in someone's arms don't you think?

 

Wilson: Too true...

 

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END PROMO

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Gratuitous nudity = ratings.

 

[bA pushes Annie to the moon.]

 

Mothernarture says..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

YES!!!

 

-Annie

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

That was like...the greatest promo...EVER.

 

And you added my "EXPLODE's" too! And Annie flipping over! YESSSSSSS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahem, I mean...sex is overrated, who oh who could the new leader be?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

 

 

Annie just wants people looking at her naked... well I ain't falling for it!