The One and Only week 12 thread

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

[Mortal Kombat Announcer]RUSSO-ALITY![/Mortal Kombat Announcer]

 

If that investor is watching, I hope somebody distracted him for that segment.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

It's time for Russo's favorite segment (although it may be second favorite behind the Dupp Cupp)

 

Bruce comes out for his special challenge match.

 

Hermie Sadler is just as confused over this angle as everyone else.

 

I hope one time he breaks one of these women's necks so this angle has to stop.

 

That's what Russo makes me feel.

 

Bruce wins again.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

WHY oh WHY would HE win? Just a bunch of crap, sez I...

 

Get rid of that title, and do it NOW!!!!

[Guest Trivia247]

I have to say....SCREECH = RATINGS.

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Gauntlet time...thank god...

 

People I don't want in the finals: Brian Lee and Ron Harris...Buff and Road Dogg.

 

I guarantee one of them makes it there.

 

Brian Lawler is first out (apparently as Disco's teammate) and the #2 man is Cowboy James Storm.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Triv, we knew that, dude.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

New man every 60 seconds.

 

Joel Maximo is out 3.

 

Wyld is out 4 and hits a missle dropkick on Joel to enter....but gets eliminated by Lawler right after...then Joel goes.

 

Then Storm.

 

The cheese stands alone.

 

I would have prefered Wyld and Joel went at it for a while.

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Bagwell is in at 5.

 

which guarantees 1 minute of Bagwell vs. Lawler.

 

Aren't we lucky?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Kobain is out at 6...wearing a Manson (that's Charlie not MArilyn) shirt.

 

HE used to be Flash in the WWE developmental system...he's almost big enough to qualify for mini-hoss status...so I don't know how he didn't work out.

 

Ace Steel is out 7. He goes right after Kobain...obviously he was watching a monitor and realized that neither Lawler nor Bagwell had a prayer of making him look good.

[Guest Trivia247]

oooo a Combination Armdrag and Japanese armdrag by Jorge

[Guest Trivia247]

8. Jorge Estrada

 

9. Brian Lee

 

Just helpin out

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

#8 is Jorge "blown spot" Estrada.

 

#9 is Brian Lee

 

#10 is Syxx_Suck...er...Pac

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Syxx takes out Kobain.

 

Pac seems like he's ready to go today. I still hate him.

[Guest Trivia247]

lol

 

Love the Wrestling Universe where Past histories elsewhere just doesn't exist.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

X Pac takes out Steel, as CM Punk comes in.

 

West strated to call him XPac but caught himself.

 

Jimmy Rave is out next...he's the guy that caught my eye the most out of the three way tag.

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Punk and Rave had a nice exchange mid ring...but Buff just had to break that up.

 

13. Ron Harris.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Harris and Lee eliminate Estrada...and the crowd boos.

 

CM Punk goes out...as does Jimmy Rave.

 

Bagwell and LAwler go too.

 

Road Dogg out next.

[Guest Trivia247]

the Roadie and Buffie vs DOA-1

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Next in is Jose Maximo.

 

MAn...he's out and the SATs are out..

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PAc gets eliminated after Lawler interfered.

 

Slash comes in.

[Guest Trivia247]

He had the Tazz 2001 RR entry lol

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Siaki is in next.

 

He goes after Slash...I'll pretend he does this because Slash beat him a few weeks ago...but it was likely random.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Disco is #18...meaning Hall is 19 and Chris Harris is #20.

 

Logic dictates the final should be Harris and Storm vs. Hall and Pac..that's the final I wanted...

 

So I wonder if they'll please me...or if an Armstrong and or a Harris twin will stink up my match.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Hall tosses Ron Harris...

 

Slash gets tossed

 

Siaki misses his opponent and goes over the top

 

Disco is outed by Hall...and we have 4 left

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...Hall and Road Dogg are out...which means the stupid HArris/Lee team makes it to the title match.

 

JJ comes out to beat on Road Dogg.

 

The title match comes down to Harris and Lee (BOOOO) vs. Harris and Storm (yeah)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Lee works over Chris Harris as his partner Storm tries to get back up from an attack by Ron Harris before he got to the ring.

 

Storm finally gets in the ring...and gets a beat down.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Ron Harris sets up a table on the outside and puts Storm on it.

 

Lee tries to powerbomb Harris (presumably through his parnter and teh table on the outside) but gets rolled up for the finish.

 

I like the idea of the winners...and would normally call for a longer match to try and make their final comeback better...

 

but it was a Harris and Lee match...so I'll take the check as soon as possible.

[Guest Sandman9000]

What the fuck happened to the Backseats being in the gauntlet?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They must have had a prior commitment, because TNA had to scrape together some new teams for the gauntlet

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Tale of the tape for the NWA title match.

 

I'm going to say something now that is really sad:

 

I care more about this match than either title match on the WWE ppv.

 

A combination of the fake RAW title, and a Brock/Taker match for the real one forces my hand.