The One and Only week 12 thread

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I keep getting this feeling that there will be way too much non wrestling tonight.

 

That displeases me.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

On one hand, supposedly an investor is watching.

 

On the other hand, X-Pac has booking influence.

 

 

.....

 

 

At least it's not my $10.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

There's a lot of pressure on Lynn to pull out a great Main Event tonight...at least from me.

 

A Main Event can make a crappy show look decent in hindsight...and a decent show look very good.

 

Lynn has been up to the task every other show...so I hope to see him and the Truth put on the first NWA title match that could actually deliver and mean something.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The show opens with Goldylocks...I missed her.

 

Hall does a quick promo, he seems in good spirits...and then X-Suck joins him.

 

I try and I try...but I can't hate Hall.

 

I do hate X-Suck though

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They go to the announce table where they do a run down of the show...

 

Don West points out that Lynn has a shot at becoming the first triple crown champion in TNA...thus proving that no matter how bad he is...he's still better than Lawler.

 

JJ and Lawler have a confrontation in the back...it seemed like a decent segment...if I knew what was going on.

 

JJ comes out to find out who the masked man in the Bullet mask is...I think it's three midgets standing on each others shoulders. You heard it here first.

 

He goes backstage to find Bob Armstrong and gets attacked by the masked man. The worst kept surprise in the history of wrestling is revealed as Road Dogg takes the mask off.

 

hmm...Road Dogg or midgets...hmm...

 

Call it a draw.

 

Road Dogg gets mic time to explain why he hates JJ.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The Elvises (minus the talented one) play up the importance of the tag team titles and the NWA title match.

 

Kid Kash comes out for his match with AJ Styles.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

The Elvises (minus the talented one) play up the importance of the tag team titles and the NWA title match.

 

Kid Kash comes out for his match with AJ Styles.

You are talking abot Siaki, right? Geez...the FUCKING ROAD DOGG. Say it with me guys...

 

 

 

 

...whatever. AJ STYLES AND KID KASH! WHOO-HOO!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Styles Clash needs to stay on the ground. It kind of fell apart in mid air and didn't look so good.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I had a whole match write up written for KAsh vs. Styles...but the site somehow logged me out while I was idle...so we don't get that.

 

Styles won with a Styles clash off the top. A solid and entertaining 10 minutes.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Road Dogg finds Bagwell in the back...and asks him to be his partner.

 

I know who I'm not rooting for.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Bps, who ARE the favorite to win this thing anyway? Oh, and I agree. No SUPER STYLES CLASH FOR YOU, AJ! Styles Clash is so much better on the ground.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Do TNA PPVs only air on Wednesdays, or are there replays of the shows?... 'Cause I forgot to order this week.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'd like to see HArris and Storm win the titles if you're asking about who I want to win the tag stuff.

 

I get the feeling the stupid Buff/RoadDogg team will make it to the finals.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

8 teams in the Gauntlet, right? Hmmm...I REALLY don't want it to come down to Road Dogg/Bagwell vs. Hall/Syxx-Punk...Shit man...

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Screech fake knocked out the timekeeper in a fake boxing match.

 

Angles that go nowhere are super.

 

Funnily...I think that Screech turned heel during the match for no reason.

 

I love Russo.

 

There will be a three way now, with one team not making it into the gauntlet.

 

HotShots vs. Jimmy Rave and Wyld vs. CM Punk and Ace Steel.

 

I like the idea of the match...because me...and many others have never seen two of these teams...and they would be lost in the gauntlet

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

10 teams I think.

 

20 man Royal Rumble is what it is...then the last two guys and their partners will have a match for the titles.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I really have to learn which one is Chase and which one is Cassidy...because I really hate one of them

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Watch...it'll come down to Hall vs. X-Pac after simultaneously tossing the remaining partners...meaning they face each other. FINGERPOKE OF DOOM! IT'S OVER!!!

 

My god...you know what is scary? I might be right...

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

This just in:

 

Cassidy is the one I hate.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Ok, then, so that means Leif Cassidy is your favorite Cassidy ever?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Some of these guys have some go in them...

 

They take to the air now...

 

The Hot Shots lose at about 7 minutes...after a real cool move I've never seen before.

 

I would have really liked to have seen this match get alot more time.

 

It was just picking up.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

There was spots ahoy, but I don't know. Good wrestling, but for some reason I just didn't care.

 

Jimmy Rave is looking good but really needs to put on some muscle. The guy just looks too skinny to take what he was getting out there.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

It would have helped if they were wearing nametags and I could tell you which ones I was impressed by.

 

As it stands...I'll say the guy in the silver pants.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

What was the move like?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

It was a gory special, and the guy grabbed the other guys head and dropped down.

 

Like a neckbreaker with his opponents legs wrapped up.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Pac actually had a line or two I liked.

 

:I'm not sports entertaining anymore"

 

and

 

"Before we get fired from this place..."

 

I still hate him, though

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Wow...that sounds neato-keen, man...hmm...anways...is the Gauntlet next?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I think the problem of paying 20 people to be in one match is being exposed right now.

 

They should have given the tag match more time, and maybe had another qualifying match.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

hey, man. look no further than the Royal Rumble, man...he ALWAYS has people in there that are one shot deals. He even had TENRYU in that thing, once.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I believe Jimmy Rave was the guy in the silver pants (with a blue "RAVE" down the side)

 

Meanwhile, Pac is promo'ing:

"If you don't like us, well that's fine."

 

Cool. Glad to see we have no problem with that. I shall now continue to hate you.