The One and Only Smackdown Thread

[Guest Goodear]

Billy and Chuck...

[Guest HartFan86]

Stephanie is so hot....she must do HLA.

[Guest Kingpk]

"I'll go with Will & Grace down there."

 

HAH!!

 

Of course, it's the Wacky Tag Partners that Can't Get Along. (copyright Vince Russo)

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Question: Why would Steph intentionally mess with her own talent if she's the face in all of this? Fuck, Bischoff does it, but he's the rat bastard heel.

 

My head hurts...

[Guest AndrewTS]

How exactly do you dress like a lesbian, anyway?

 

Shouldn't B&C get new music now that they aren't gay anymore?

Well, the butch ones usually dress up in men's clothing. The more feminine ones don't...but no straight male wants to see HLA with a butch one. I'm actually surprised the lesbians from last week weren't butch.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Mismatched Tag Teams = RATINGS!!!

 

Heyman rules.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HartFan86]

Why does Brock need security? That makes no sense.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

How's about how Steph managed to get herself into TWO segments in the ring, this one and the one later with Bisch? Two segments in one show to promote a rather meaningless match. Argh.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kingpk]

Ok, so the champion is in the second match?

 

What the hell?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Why does Brock need security? That makes no sense.

A slow transformation into Goldberg?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Apparently he's afraid of the Undertaker. If I were Brock, I'd welcome the Undertaker and then break his fragile old man knees.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Heh, all we need now is for Brock to headbutt lockers and get small cuts in his forehead and we'll have Goldturd the 2nd...

 

Unrelated note: Starfox Adventures looks kickass!

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

Actually.....8 months.

[Guest HartFan86]

Why does Brock need security? That makes no sense.

A slow transformation into Goldberg?

Then again, why did Goldberg have security when he could probably beat the shit out of anyone.

 

I actually like this ring announcer...btw.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Y'know what would be nice? If they actually tried treating Brock like a REAL champion instead of having him work the SECOND FUCKING MATCH of the night.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey! Brock has heat!!

 

Something funny about this whole pregnancy-centered angle: it looks like something that'd be in an E-fed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Goodear]

Brock has wrestled in this segment 2 weeks in a row now, right? It's midcard killing TIME!!! This week... John Cena.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Actually, he still needs to growl a lot and hit himself in the head. Ironically, that part of Goldberg's schtick was a direct rip off of Ken Shamrock.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"It's the opportunity of a lifetime for John Cena here, facing the champion..."

 

IN A NONTITLE MATCH????

 

Argh.

 

Anyone else make "baaaaaa" noises for the sacrificial lamb Cena coming down the ramp?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Goodear]

Y'know what would be nice? If they actually tried treating Brock like a REAL champion instead of having him work the SECOND FUCKING MATCH of the night.

See since Brock is eating the midcard, and everyone knows they HAVE NO SHOT.... why put it in the main event slot?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Man... does Cena's get-up spell "flamer" or what? Geez, John... pick some manly colors next time instead of raiding Billy Gunn's closet.

[Guest Goodear]

This just in... Paul ROCKS... awaiting the Undertaker, that's attention to detail and stuff.

[Guest Goodear]

Is Brock actually wrestling and stuff?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Is it just me, or did Cena have a weird "my mouth has been jammed full with Novacane" look as he tried to sell the bearhug?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AndrewTS]

Y'know what would be nice? If they actually tried treating Brock like a REAL champion instead of having him work the SECOND FUCKING MATCH of the night.

See since Brock is eating the midcard, and everyone knows they HAVE NO SHOT.... why put it in the main event slot?

Maybe the pregnant one, and his wife, Sarah, are gonna be involved in the main event? Because heaven forbid the champion be a main eventer.

 

Why did they put the title on him if he's gonna be treated like a fucking midcarder? You have the title and your match SHOULD HEADLINE THE DAMN SHOW! How the fuck do they expect the fans to buy him as THE champ if he isn't treated like one?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Actually, he still needs to growl a lot and hit himself in the head. Ironically, that part of Goldberg's schtick was a direct rip off of Ken Shamrock.

Don't forget the pyro! Gotta have pyro...

 

Damn... Tazzzzzzzz brings the background and psychology...

[Guest Goodear]

Double gutbuster!!! SWEET.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

..at least Goldberg was..y'know..really, really over..

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Heh... Heyman telling Brock to hurry the fuck up was genius.