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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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Heh... Benoit and ANgle got an HBK/Austin-ish vibe going on and I'm loving it.

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Guest Dmann2000
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Man I still think Benoit needs a slight image makeover, a long black leather jacket, metallic shades black tights that say 'crippler' in metallic shaded type, and black boots. With that music he should be coming out like 'The Terminator'. I could just imagine Benoit on the mic saying something like "Get out of the ring if you want to live"

Guest HartFan86
Posted

OMFG, I just found a picture in my Shopzone magazine of that Hogan dog. Sweet.

Guest IB2BLACK
Posted
Yea thats Ratings Generators Have Celebrities in the Audience for no apparent reason.

 

Dude that was Rulon Gardner, 2000 Olympic champion. He beat the Russian Bear. I think he turned an offer from the WWE.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
Man... could someone tell Triple H to grow the beard back? Maybe he could borrow some of Jericho's...

*Triple H puts glue on his face and slaps clumps of Jericho's beard on it*

 

HHH: Damn, I'm smooth!

Oh Jeebus... I almost choked on my soda reading that.

Guest AndrewTS
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I can't wait for the HHH gorilla plushie.

 

It can come with a Steph bobblehead.

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted
Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

I'd just like to point out that Forceable Entry is far better when played in reversed. Benoit's track is just cool.. And Neurotica has never sounded so good.

 

Thank you.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Damn... dueling Rolling Germans...

 

Just awesome.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Whoever booked the Angle/Benoit dueling Germans segment...I bow to.

 

Kudos to Billy for taking all 6.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

I'd just like to point out that Forceable Entry is far better when played in reversed. Benoit's track is just cool.. And Neurotica has never sounded so good.

 

Thank you.

Er...how the hell do you do that on a CD player? A record player I know about..but never heard of doing that with a CD.

Guest Hitman Jebus
Posted
Man... could someone tell Triple H to grow the beard back? Maybe he could borrow some of Jericho's...

*Triple H puts glue on his face and slaps clumps of Jericho's beard on it*

 

HHH: Damn, I'm smooth!

For quoting Beavis and ButtHead, I bow to you Mr. TS

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Benoit needs to have a Sullivan GAB 1996 level match in the WWE. Against Regal. That's what it took to get people really behind him then and it probably could work now

 

Must.Read.More.DVDVR.Issue.100.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

I'd just like to point out that Forceable Entry is far better when played in reversed. Benoit's track is just cool.. And Neurotica has never sounded so good.

 

Thank you.

Er...how the hell do you do that on a CD player? A record player I know about..but never heard of doing that with a CD.

Must be on of them there Satan-like thingies...

Guest HartFan86
Posted

I'd laugh if HHH was randomly walking backstage and something like this happened:

 

HHH (walking and grunting): JERICHO...

 

*Jericho is listening to his Fozzy CD*

 

HHH (yelling): ARHGHG! JERICHO

 

*Jericho looks up and turns off the CD*

 

Jericho: What's up Hunter.

 

HHH: YOU, BEARD, ME, NEED.

 

Jericho (confused): Uh...huh?

 

*HHH rubs chin*

 

HHH: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.

 

*Jericho looks at HHH who is grunting and flexing*

 

Jericho: Do I really have too?

 

*HHH grabs Jericho by the beard*

 

HHH: ME WANT NOW!

 

*HHH takes clippers out and shaves the beard and runs away with it*

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted
Hey... more Forceable Garbage pimping!!!

 

Let's promote a CD that's been out for damn near 5 MONTHS! Sigh...

I'd just like to point out that Forceable Entry is far better when played in reversed. Benoit's track is just cool.. And Neurotica has never sounded so good.

 

Thank you.

Er...how the hell do you do that on a CD player? A record player I know about..but never heard of doing that with a CD.

I actually just download the entire album and reversed the tracks myself. It was worth the minimal effort.

 

Sevendust all Satan-y and stuff is utterly great.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

BH, that'd be a lot funnier without Steph in it.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

The Whole Dam Show that's gonna job to a sleeper...

Posted

If Sara was that late in the pregnacy, why is she traveling around with Taker?

Guest HartFan86
Posted
BH, that'd be a lot funnier without Steph in it.

*grunts*

 

UGHHGHH.

 

I'll change it...and I just realized that HHH is using the sleeper to be like Brutus Beefcake! Instead of hair....HE CUTS OFF GOATEES!

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
If Sara was that late in the pregnacy, why is she traveling around with Taker?

Maybe Taker needed something to scare off the vultures that were circling his head...

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
I'd laugh if HHH was randomly walking backstage and something like this happened:

 

HHH (walking and grunting): JERICHO...

 

*Jericho is listening to his Fozzy CD*

 

HHH (yelling): ARHGHG! JERICHO

 

*Jericho looks up and turns off the CD*

 

Jericho: What's up Hunter.

 

HHH: YOU, BEARD, ME, NEED.

 

Jericho (confused): Uh...huh?

 

*Stephanie shows up*

 

Steph: He wants your beard.

 

*Jericho looks at HHH who is grunting and flexing*

 

Jericho (to Steph): Do I really have too?

 

*HHH grabs Jericho by the beard*

 

HHH: ME WANT NOW!

 

*HHH takes clippers out and shaves the beard and runs away with it*

Oh shit...now I'm thinking of Stephanie as Babidi.

 

HHH: ME HOLD YOU DOWN!! ME HOLD YOU DOWN!! ME HOLD YOU DOWN!!

 

Steph: Get him, Maijin Hunter! *shreik*

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If Sara was that late in the pregnacy, why is she traveling around with Taker?

What? All she has to do is let it wriggle out of her. After a few minutes it will get on it's hoofs and start trotting around.

Guest AndrewTS
Posted
Man... could someone tell Triple H to grow the beard back? Maybe he could borrow some of Jericho's...

*Triple H puts glue on his face and slaps clumps of Jericho's beard on it*

 

HHH: Damn, I'm smooth!

For quoting Beavis and ButtHead, I bow to you Mr. TS

Thank you, thank you very much...

 

Damn, why didn't they play this commercial when it came out? Even if I hate half of the bands on the damn thing it's a pretty good commercial.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

ANOTHER TAKER THEME?

 

He's got to have had at least 30 throughout his career.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
If Sara was that late in the pregnacy, why is she traveling around with Taker?

What? All she has to do is let it wriggle out of her. After a few minutes it will get on it's hoofs and start trotting around.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

 

Yay... Matt Penishead... Forceable Garbage... just what I needed to get good and pissed off.

 

Uhhhh... Taker has new, shittier music now. Oh joy.

Guest HartFan86
Posted
ANOTHER TAKER THEME?

 

He's got to have had at least 30 throughout his career.

25, to be exact.

Guest Eagan469
Posted
ANOTHER TAKER THEME?

 

He's got to have had at least 30 throughout his career.

Believe it or not, this is only the 25th.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Majin Trips!!!!

 

(marks out for DBZ references)

 

EDIT: Quick, someone use PhotoShop and put the SWANK~! M on Trips's forehead!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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