EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2002 OOOH! What you call a dead baby hidden in the bathroom at Chili's? Babyback ribs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 22, 2002 I might have already done these in another thread. What's the worst part about fucking a 5 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. What's wet and sticky and falls from the heavens? The coming of the Lord. What's better than 100 babies in 1 barrell? 1 baby in 100 barrells. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 22, 2002 :::FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT::: Its a fart joke! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted September 22, 2002 What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw? Deepthroat. -- What's red and white and screaming? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. -- What do you get when you stab a baby 15 times with a butcher knife? A hard on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 22, 2002 What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw? Deepthroat. -- What's red and white and screaming? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. -- What do you get when you stab a baby 15 times with a butcher knife? A hard on. I HATE these types of jokes! Not only are they very unfunny, but they're FUCKING retarded. Anyone who thinks them up IS retarded! Anyone who finds them funny IS retarted! EDIT: I just read more of this thread and found out that a lot of people here are retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 22, 2002 The almighty classic joke.... Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. That is SOOOOOO lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted September 22, 2002 How did the baby get across the street? It was stapeled to the chicken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted September 22, 2002 Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted September 22, 2002 What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw? Deepthroat. -- What's red and white and screaming? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. -- What do you get when you stab a baby 15 times with a butcher knife? A hard on. I HATE these types of jokes! Not only are they very unfunny, but they're FUCKING retarded. Anyone who thinks them up IS retarded! Anyone who finds them funny IS retarted! EDIT: I just read more of this thread and found out that a lot of people here are retarded. well...i would respond to davy's post by saying i think they're funny, but apparently i'm too busy drooling all over the keyboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted September 22, 2002 See if I remember this right A lady buys a parrott and the person at the store says the parrott used to live at a brothel. That's fine the lady says. When she takes the Parrott home, the parrott says hello Madam..the lady laughs, when her two teenage daughters come home from school the parrot says hello whores. The girls laugh it off. Later that day the dad comes home.. the parrott says "Hi Steve" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 22, 2002 Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken. That was lame, yet it was pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted September 23, 2002 Bonjour! J'ai mangé le baby noir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 23, 2002 A zombie walks into a bar, bartender says "we have a drink named after you" and the zombie says "You have a drink named Steve?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted September 23, 2002 What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A klondike. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasorass. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus. A doctor sits a patient down and tells him, "I have good news and some bad news." The guy asks, "What's the bad news?" "You have inoperable brain cancer." "Shit!" the guy shouts. "What's the good news?" "See my hot new receptionist? I'm banging her." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Camel Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Knock Knock... Who's There? An interupting cow... An interup(yell MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO really loud and crazy like) Do it to a friend, it's retarded but funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 24, 2002 "I met this beautiful woman in a bar the other night. We got to talking, and it turns out she's a porn star! A little weird, but I'm cool with that. I asked her what her schedule was next week, and she said she was working Tuesday and Wednesday, and that we could get together on Thursday. My response? 'Yea, what about MONDAY?!'" Awful paraphrasing job by yours truly, but I saw that on a comedy special once and it was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 24, 2002 Feh. I would've offered to help out on Tuesday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Yea, but you forget how insecurely "macho" males are "supposed to be" about their sexuality. "Sloppy seconds? NEVAR~! Taht ho!" is the typical response Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 25, 2002 How do you fool La Parka fans? That thread was good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted September 25, 2002 That thread was fine until people started comparing it to someone dying in a plane crash.......geez I'm a La Parka mark, but that's insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 25, 2002 I thought it was funny. I actually laughed, but so many people threw a hissy fit... Eh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 25, 2002 How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Wait... so how do you do it? I don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted September 25, 2002 is anybody gonna get back to jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 25, 2002 Here's a joke: Some Christian just called me a lost soul. Isn't that hilarious? I just made sure to say something offensive to scare them away. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
