EWR.. NOT the greatest gauge of things..

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

1) ELM is being pushed too high apparently, and isn't deserving of the World Title

 

 

(seeing where Edwin is for our league as basically top face, this isn't -that- much of a stretch, but still insulting to our champ. The next line kills me though.)

 

 

2) When asked who would be the next best person to push as champion.... out came...

 

Taylor Nicholas Thomas?

 

 

....that's right, somehow our EXPLODE~!ing friend hit #1 heel without us knowing....

 

?

 

 

3) Ratings:

 

Faces:

 

1) Edwin MacPhisto

2) Longdoggah Pete

3) Thoth

4) Frost (whoops, missed that one, heh)

5) Scott Hall

 

 

.... WHERE IS ELM? HOW DID I FUCK THAT UP?

 

 

Heels:

 

1) Vader

2) TNT (what? I love ya TNT, but you aren't our #2 heel)

3) Tom Flesher

4) Annie Eclectic (go me!!!)

5) Jamie Drazon

 

 

....heh, I like that.

 

 

 

Well, it looks like I gotta do some creative booking to switch this crap around....

 

-Annie

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Dammit, EWR has exposed my weaknesses!!

 

*grabs the first woman he sees and heads for the border, clutching the Title for dear life*

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

FUCK~! VADER IS HOLDING ME DOWN!!!

[Guest chirs3]

Of course. Edwin's number one face, I'm nowhere on either list.

 

*holds up a sigh reading CONSPIRACY VICTIM*

 

Me and TNT are getting shafted.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I'm just curious, but...

 

Is Vader really Stubby's new nickname? Even worse, is he the ICTV champ?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Well...I've found your problem already.

 

You have Scott Hall in your league. That always leads to bad things.

 

Mothernature says, Stubby could eat Vader for breakfast..."

[Guest redbaron51]

what about me?

 

what about Xero?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Hey, cool, I'm a top face!

 

I always knew I was more over than Scott Hall. But anyway...

 

Since I don't think I ever posted any EWR stats for LDP on here, Annie, I'm curious, what stats did you use for me?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

The fact that I'm fairly over as a face might be a sign from above. But if you want to turn me heel, let me beat the shit out of Scott Hall.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

I agree with Stubby for the Scott Hall comment, but I notice something else inherently wrong. You don't have Giant Gonzales as the top heel, beating up Hogan at the beginning and end of every show, running in at the end of every match he's not involved in already, and defeating all opponents and holding every title he's capable of.

 

GONZALES FOREVER!!!!!

NOW TESTIFY!!

[Guest Ace309]

Pfft. You're not REALLY overpushing Gonzales until you award the LWT belt to his thigh.

[Guest Kibagami]

And you have to give the Women's title to his...

 

...

...

 

Wait.

 

...

 

NO.

 

no bus no

 

S.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Stubby, why in the world would you want to eat Vader? Just his torso alone will take 20 to 30 years off your life.

 

I patiently await the Giant Gonzales vs Vader freestyle rapping competition at the next PPV.

[Guest Ace309]

Why am I suddenly reminded of those old Tarzan, Frankenstein and Tonto sketches on Saturday Night Live?

[Guest SupaTaft]

You can never push Gonzales TOO much. He is the most over man in wrestling.

 

...

 

Remember, you may not like the way hosses wrestle but hosses can eat light weights.

 

For strengthz.

 

-Taft

[Secret Agent]

Man this EWR stuff is keeping me from writting my match or another promo. I better delete it quick.