Smarkdown Predictions!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Light-Heavyweight Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Xero

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

 

 

Singles Match

Sacred vs. Mercury

 

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson/Annie Eclectic vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Light-Heavyweight Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Xero

- Tom. Tom wins. Tom fucking owns, so he wins. Yes, indeed.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

- Jay Dawg wins this one, although I'd love to see Renegade get it.

 

Singles Match

Sacred vs. Mercury

- Sacred wins and furthers his case to be World champion.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson/Annie Eclectic vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Uh.. Chris and Annie win either way, methinks.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Here come some half-assed predictions.

 

Light-Heavyweight Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Xero

-> Tom Flesher

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-> Jay Dawg

 

Singles Match

Sacred vs. Mercury

-> Sacred

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson/Annie Eclectic vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-> El Luchadore Magnifico

[Guest redbaron51]

i don't like your half ass predictions Stryke

 

anywho

 

Xero

Merc

Sacred

ELM

 

to win

[Guest CED Ordonez]

The Ultra Lazy Smarkdown Predictions of PHONING-IT-IN-NESSNESS~!

 

To Win:

-T

-J

-S

-C/A

 

EDIT: I am well aware I picked the first name of each match. But they're also my favorites to win so

[Guest realitycheck]

Y'all are fantasically lazy, you know that? Predict, fools.

 

Anyway, as they got such a response the first time, I return with... THE SMAR>| PREDICTIONS~!

 

-ahem-

[character]

 

Hello, hello! And once again, I, Scott Keefe, venture into the ceaspool of wasted talent that is the SWF. Once more, I'll be giving you the straight dope on the upcoming SWF show, and give you, my wonderful fanbase, the opinion of the only smark that matters. Let's roast this rump...

 

Light-Heavyweight Title Match

Tom Flesher vs. Xero

> I'd like to personally extend my hand to the powers that be, for placing Tom in the opening match. And with that fantastic wase of space in Xero. I wonder if they sell personalities on e-bay? No, scratch that, I wonder if they sell talent on E-Bay. I'm betting that this match will be very short, under 5 minutes, and basically designed by CC to have Tom work with a far inferior talent, so that he'll have a bad match, and give them the justification to continue holding off on pushing him. I can only hope Tom proves them wrong, here.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

>Why me, God? Though I'm happy to see that the Powers have tried to ground the hardcore title, and give it some cred, I'm continually unimpressed by Jay Dawg, and the fact they constantly have him squashing his competition. That, and he's a known pal of several bookers, which is probably what resulted in the last six months of his stunning rise from jobber to credibility--despite having a very marginal amount of talent. Though... I guess it might be a blessing in disguise if he beats on Gade here. Cause we all already know my fellings on him. Bets that they do a long, even match just to spite me...?

 

Singles Match

Sacred vs. Mercury

> Mercury is a backstage cancer that rivaled Munich, and I'm glad that when he came crawling back to the company after failing to make any big impact in the two other feds he toured, they accepted--and proceeded to job him out mercilessly for his actions last year. Karma, Merc. Merc, Karma. Get to know each other well, boys. Sacred carries him to something watchable here, wins, and hopefull the crowd explodes loud enough so that the CC get the freaking message.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson/Annie Eclectic vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

> Why am I not shocked they jobbed Annie out on Storm? Sigh. Once again, I can tell you this will be a great match whenever Wilson and ELM are in the ring. Friends always work well with one another. However, don't be shocked at all that whenever Annie is in the match--and she'll be on the apron most of the time, I assure you--she'll get tossed from pillar to post by ELM. Much like the tag match on Storm, I can tell you this will be a long match--purposley designed to make Wilson look better, make the rest of the card look worse, and generally satisfy his ego. If I'm lucky, he'll job to his buddy. If god is gracious, maybe ELM will have talked Wilson into winning by letting Annie have the pin. Dollars to Doughnuts has him showing up the champ, though.

 

And with that, I close up another edition of the smar>| predictions. Remember, I'm Scott Keefe, I'm smarter than you, BITE ME.

 

[/character]

 

-Z