Guest godthedog Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 the title explains itself...what creative or witty things do you aim users have? i've seen some pretty funny ones, & some of you guys are intelligent people, so i should expect great things of you. ones i like to use: fight club: i am jack's sardonic away message. rene magritte: this is not an away message dialogue from the anna nicole show: anna (wearing a retarded mardi gras mask): no one can see me! kimmy, her assistant: i can see you. anna: ...you can? add your own.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I'm Busy either: 1.Fighting with Neighbors 2.Drinking 3.Buying Beer 4.Sleeping It isn't creative but It's accurate
Guest DJ Jeff Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 I only have one away message I use quite a bit: You all suck, so I won't be talking to you. The best part is that it's true about everyone on my AIM list.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Jeff can I hace your AIM name...so I can block it?
Guest DJ Jeff Posted September 22, 2002 Report Posted September 22, 2002 Jeff can I hace your AIM name...so I can block it? Can you "hace" my AIM name? Okay, sure, why not. It's BrockLesnar3033. Now, give me your AIM name so I can block it.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I come up with them as I go, but these are the ones I use the most. DINNAH~! Committing mass homicides Leave one, because I won't Beating my wife If my roommates doesn't get off the phone, I'm going to slit his throat while telling his girlfriend exactly how I am doing it. Stealing from ___________ (Wherever I am shopping at that time) Trying to score with the drunk chicks across the hall (They really don't like this one) I am away from my computer right now, so it looks like you're fucked, doesn't it? There are others, but I just make them up as I go.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 And That Ladies and Gents Is Why Sandman Scares me.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 That and EVERY FREAKING POST I make in the OAOAST.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 I just ignore your posts in the OAOAST Sandie. After all if we went by that people would think I was some kind of egotistical prick...actually maybe the OAOAST is a good way of judging people.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 23, 2002 Report Posted September 23, 2002 Ya know if we Used The OAOAST to judge Tim, we'd find that he really enjoy's to "Spear" other guys. It really is an acurate judge.
Guest The Superstar Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 It's not my own creation, but I love using "I have stepped out to lunch" for all occasions and times of day
Guest Leena Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 I don't use away messages anymore, because then I get IM's with people bitching that I'm ignoring them.
Guest papacita Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 If I was on my old computer I would be able to give you the original message, which was funny as hell. Basically, I cuss out the person who IM's me in French. Something like this... (Through translator)IMBÉCILE! Qu'homme que vous cherchez n'est pas ici en ce moment, et franchement vous devriez avoir honte de vous-même. Ce qui vous donne le droit de penser votre âne sourd-muet est digne de parler avec un tel greatness. Je ne serais pas parler complètement attrapé avec un bon BÂTARD de non comme vous-même, et vous méritez de mourir pour égal m'approchant. Ainsi au revoir! Git! Allé maintenant! Soyez allé! de PAIX Translation:GO AWAY!!!! The original was much funnier because I was actually more creative back then, but you get the point.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 I got a few good ones... "Clothes" I just realized that I'm ASS-NEKKID, and in need of clothes...in the meantime, go here "EVIL" Destroying evil spirits...battling with Lucifer...bashing in the brains of zombies...shooting my ProtonGun at a marshmallow man...attacking possessed friends with a chainsaw and a shotgun...be home soon... "FO" FUCK OFF!!!!! I'M FUCKING BUSY!!!! "Guitar2" In an ever-going quest to find a way for me to get laid, I am continuing with my "play guitar in a band to get chicks" plan. {phone #} "Har" I am raping your sister as your girlfriend fingers my ass and your mother tapes it. "HW" God damn cheap fucking slut of a cunt! Douchebag-licking cock-eater! AGH! I HATE THIS SHIT!!!! FUCK!!! Sorry, homework...teehee:-D "Nephew" Wrestling with my nephew...when he's done kicking my ass, I'll try to come back "P" GOTTA PEE, GOTTA PEE, GOTTA PEE, GOTTA PEE!!!! "Playing Game" I am not available because I am playing with my balls and shaft...wanna join in?;-) I'm probably thinking about...certain people...MWAHAHAHA... "Poop Cross" Pooping on a cross...it's %t on %d, and your name is %n "Surgeon General" The Surgeon General ignores the cold truth that NON-smokers die every day. "Yeparoo" I'm either playing guitar or watching a movie, or more than likely sleeping. My door's unlocked, so stop by and just come in if you want (but be sure to NOT let the cat out). Call me if it's important... "Yes I can" I can suck my own dick...:-D
Guest bob_barron Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 Regal is God-even in Canada
The Dames Posted September 25, 2002 Report Posted September 25, 2002 When I first met my girlfriend, my away message read "I'm fucking". Later on in the day, my away message read "I'm still fucking". Dames
Guest Renegade Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 "I haven't gone anywhere, I just dont want to talk to you..."
Guest B-X Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 You know the split second it takes AIM to load your profile, it'll say "Please Wait.." Yea, thats my away msg. Hilarity.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 A Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes... I'm jealous
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Mine actually aren't that great... help me think of better ones: Default Away Message: "I am away from my computer right now. (excuse the lame default reply, but i'll be back in a sec and have to go too quickly to think of anything clever)" Dinner: "i'm eating... just be glad it's not you! mwahahaha... hey! where are you going! i was kidding, its the other white meat, not the other other white meat!" Class: "i'm in class right now, either learning something, being bored out of my mind, or sleeping. which do YOU think it is?" Eating (I use this one more often than Dinner): "you know those old tupper-wares in the back of the fridge with that nasty food, which you have no idea how old it is? well, i'm eating that. bon appetit! ;-)" Chillin' (w/ my MAD RHYME SKILLZ~!): "yo, i'm out like a light, and chillin' like a villain, i know leavin' ain't right, but accept my good willin'"
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 27, 2002 Report Posted September 27, 2002 Hey, speaking of AIM, anyone know for the new version if you can make your own "AIM Expressions"? The least lame one is the one I'm using right now, Eight Legged Freaks, but even that ones still pretty lame.
Guest Nevermortal Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Sleep 1: "I am currently in an ethereal slumber, in the dark, dreaming of burning churches and defiling sacramental items! Leave your messages here, and I'll get back to them, when I awaken! Huzzaahhhhh!" BRB: "I'm gonna take a little compu-break. Leave your messages here and I'll get back to you when I uh...get back. Yup." Dinner: "I'm eating dinner, therefore I am not here at the moment. Try to contain your disappointment. I'll return shortly." Bathroom: "Bathroom Time! POO POO PEE PEE HA HA" Not Here: "Believe it or not, Nevermortal isn't at home Leave a message at the beep I must be out Or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not Hoooommmmeeee!!!!" Sleep 2: "I sleep. yay."
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 Not Here: "Believe it or not, Nevermortal isn't at home Leave a message at the beep I must be out Or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not Hoooommmmeeee!!!!" Whoa... I know that reference... where's it from? I think it's from "Seinfeld", right? But whose character was it? Can't remember...
Guest The Electrifyer Posted September 28, 2002 Report Posted September 28, 2002 It was George Costanza of course. Who else could do such a creative answering machine message?!
Guest Doomsault Posted September 29, 2002 Report Posted September 29, 2002 I'm being eaten by zombies right now. There's someone in my house and I'm hiding in the closet! If I'm not back in 10 mintues, call the cops. Don't bother trying to IM me, I'm outside your window.
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