SWF Genesis 3 - The Card

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Card-a-roonie.

 

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Show: SWF Genesis 3

Theme Music: “Open Your Eyes” by Goldfinger.

Date: Sept. 29, 2002.

Arena: The PNE Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

Due date: Sept. 29, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

Note – If anyone complains about not getting the exact stip they wanted, they will be disembowelled and I’ll wear their intestines as a hat for Halloween.

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- A long-raging and bitter rivalry…but it’s a JL feud so it’s the curtain jerk match and it likes it! Both these guys are quite talented though and will likely have memorable runs in the SWF, if they don’t kill each other this Sunday of course.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts all count as “falls”. Being disqualified will result in a fall being subtracted from your total. The first wrestler to score 2 falls is the winner.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- About a month ago Xero and Danny Williams were chasing Frost and Taylor’s tag team titles and Ash had an issue with Frost. Apparently wounds haven’t healed, in fact they’ve gotten all infected and pussy with the bacteria of hatred. You know what they say…tag team title defences make odd bedfellows and the unlikely duo of Ash Ketchum and that wacky “he’s still in the fed?” Xero will take Chitty Chitty Bang Bang this Sunday (although what they hope to accomplish by beating up a flying car is beyond me).

Send to: Suicide King

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- One’s the personification of pure Canadian goodness and the other, the corrupt evil of America. Wait…I got that wrong? The Canadian’s the heel and the dirty yankee is the face? Who’s booking this stuff? Anywho…can Dawg walk out of Genesis still the hardcore champion?

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- Annie Eclectic hasn’t been on the good side of anyone from X Force 9 since turning her back on them, but she seems particularly interested in torturing Tod deKindes and has even dug up something involving a woman from his past. It should be good battle this Sunday and hopefully Tod pulls down Annie’s pants or something since I accidentally forgot to book a gratuitous T&A segment.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- An old rivalry between two equally old competitors. These two have been at each other’s throats for the past month or so, but the question is… will either them be able to survive a deadly street fight against one of the most dangerous men in the league or will we perhaps see one of these two men’s storied careers come to a spectacular end?

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The match will start in the lobby of the arena. Pinfalls, submissions and knockouts count absolutely anywhere within the city of Vancouver.

Send to: Suicide King

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- Axis returned to the SWF and has challenged fellow Australian native, Sacred, to see who the better kangaroo wrangler…er, I mean wrestler is. These two grapplers know each other better than the dingos that stole them as infants and raised them in the Outback, so it should be a very hotly contested battle. Oh, and since AFETA (the Association for the Fair and Equitable Treatment of Australians) is on my case, this will be a #1 contenders match as well!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts only count within the ring. The ring will be surrounded on all sides by security to keep anyone from interfering.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- They were once best friends, so naturally they’re now worst enemies (I mean this is wrestling after all). After turning on Edwin these two have been involved in many confrontations and after proving to CC that he’s worthy of the shot, Raynor will do everything he can to defeat his former leader. There’s a lot of emotion behind this match and it should be a slobberknocker.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The winner is the first man to knock his opponent down for a 10 count within the ring.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- Perfect Bo managed to upset Chris Wilson and Longdogger Pete in a Miami Mayhem match last week on Storm. Wilson had a PPV re-match in his contract, but since he’s going to be occupied with Divefire, he gave the match to the newest member of the Magnificent 7. Will Bo be able to prevail in a match he can’t possible prepare for?

Send to: Suicide King

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- Thoth was the top wrestler in the long surviving stable the Clan, until Silent came along. Silent drove Thoth to abandon the Clan which later disentigrated due to the slaughterer’s presence. Since then their rivalry has grown to the point where the only way to resolve things is in a big-ass cage! Hell in a Cell this Sunday!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The ring will be surrounded on all sides by an approximately 20 foot tall, covered cage. There will be a 10-foot space between the ring apron and the side of the cage. The first man to score a pinfall, submission or knockout within the ring is the winner.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- With all the feuds being blown off on this Sunday, who will the Heavyweight champ be facing? Well, El Luchadore Magnifico has issued a challenge to anyone in the SWF past or present, active or not, to face him. Who will answer the call?

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest Muzz]

The WWE wish they had a card like this, bloody beaut.

 

Just bringing out the Australian lingo...

[Guest crusen86]

What? No right hand through an electrifyed flaming table stip?

 

Anyway, sweet card.

 

I reckon Angel's gonna come back for another match and face Mag, though

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn That's a tight card! I know who Bo is facing...but dammit...no one told me who ELM is facing! I'm on CC too dammit! TELL ME!! TELL ME OR DIE!!!

 

Meh...I could just wait till Sunday.

 

Da "can't wait to book Countdown" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Since then their rivalry has grown to the point where the only way to resolve things is in a big-ass cage!

 

Now THAT'S a quote!

 

Card is frickin' great, with the exception of a lack of build towards the two biggest title matches...however, the mystery opponent element helps jack that suspense factor up considerably, and I thiiiiiink I have a decent guess at who's got both shots. Should be interesting to see.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well tell me dammit! I know about ICTV, but who's getting the world shot?

 

Oh...wait...Oooooo!! I think I know...although, I could be wrong. Aren't I supposed to be on CC? I should know these things, right?

 

Da "feeling left in the dark" H

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

*sniff* I don't know any of them...

 

-Annie

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Whoo, lovely.

 

Question mark man makes a double appearance to smite all who oppose him.

[Guest Kibagami]

A BIG-ASS cage, I would remind you.

 

SWANK card, Stubby. Absolutely rockin', from the CIA/Mak opener up to the MYSTERY MAIN~.

 

[sarcasm]Though I waaaaaaanted two out of THREEEEE falls, Stubbyyyyyyy![/sarcasm]

 

Dude. I was kidding. No, really, I CAN WORK AROUND IT! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN NO--

 

::wears his own intestines as a hat::

 

Owe.

 

S.

[Guest Renegade]

Aw heck....

 

Nice card though.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh damn....you're not booked Gade. Damn...wanna be on countdown?

 

How about Danny vs. Renegade for old times sakes?

 

If you both agree, I'll put it on Countdown.

 

Da "trying to get everyone involved" H

[Guest Renegade]

I thought he quit, am I wrong?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

He did...but he was going to have one last match with Thor on Countdown, but Thor had to get put in the title match...so I couldn't book it. I was just saying that if he wanted one last match, you and him could do battle.

 

Just thought I'd make the offer...

 

If you see him around, ask him...

 

Da "trying really hard" H

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

There's something wrong with your sig Thugg, but I can't quite place it...

 

...

 

 

....

 

 

oh yeah, it should be "Stunners and Nutbites". Not nutshots.

 

:-D

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Nutbites...nutshots...same fuckin' difference.

 

Now go away, you're disturbing me from my spamming dammit!

 

::goes back to the SWF board to spam up Divefire and Silent some more::

 

Da "boredom breeds spam samiches" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

This is the SWF board you sloppy shit.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

EDIT: Fever-mania running wild. Posted on the wrong thread.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"[Looks at Dawg's sig.]

 

Let people have unlimited sig space and some dimwit makes his 10 pages.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Stubby is just jealous because not even he had the whole fed predicting him...

 

 

It'll be off tomorrow anyway.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

My match is almost done, should be headed to King any minute now.

[Guest Suicide King]

I must say I am pleased. I have every single match I am supposed to have, barring one extension. Way to go, guys!

[Guest Suicide King]

And might I add that I am THRILLED with the quality of the matches I received. Of all the matches I got today, the largest margin of victory was 9 points on a hundred point scale. Excellent work, guys!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Hey, King, I'm in the Kilq! I'm supposed to be the under-appreciated wrestler! (see: Justin Credible)

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

And I'd prove it...

 

But I forget where the thread is. ;;;;

[Guest redbaron51]

dude what a shitty song selection for a ppv.

 

The Evil That Men Do by Iron Maiden would be better....

 

but then again, so could War Pigs