SWF Genesis Tres Predictiones!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Show: SWF Genesis 3

Theme Music: “Open Your Eyes” by Goldfinger.

Date: Sept. 29, 2002.

Arena: The PNE Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

Due date: Sept. 29, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

Note – If anyone complains about not getting the exact stip they wanted, they will be disembowelled and I’ll wear their intestines as a hat for Halloween.

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- A long-raging and bitter rivalry…but it’s a JL feud so it’s the curtain jerk match and it likes it! Both these guys are quite talented though and will likely have memorable runs in the SWF, if they don’t kill each other this Sunday of course.

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts all count as “falls”. Being disqualified will result in a fall being subtracted from your total. The first wrestler to score 2 falls is the winner.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

-Pulling for CIA, but it's a tough call.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- About a month ago Xero and Danny Williams were chasing Frost and Taylor’s tag team titles and Ash had an issue with Frost. Apparently wounds haven’t healed, in fact they’ve gotten all infected and pussy with the bacteria of hatred. You know what they say…tag team title defences make odd bedfellows and the unlikely duo of Ash Ketchum and that wacky “he’s still in the fed?” Xero will take Chitty Chitty Bang Bang this Sunday (although what they hope to accomplish by beating up a flying car is beyond me).

Send to: Suicide King

 

-Chilly Chilly Bang Bang's miracle title reign will not end quite yet.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- One’s the personification of pure Canadian goodness and the other, the corrupt evil of America. Wait…I got that wrong? The Canadian’s the heel and the dirty yankee is the face? Who’s booking this stuff? Anywho…can Dawg walk out of Genesis still the hardcore champion?

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

-If Ordonez shows....Bitchy McBitcherton will beat him. Ah well.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- Annie Eclectic hasn’t been on the good side of anyone from X Force 9 since turning her back on them, but she seems particularly interested in torturing Tod deKindes and has even dug up something involving a woman from his past. It should be good battle this Sunday and hopefully Tod pulls down Annie’s pants or something since I accidentally forgot to book a gratuitous T&A segment.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

-Oooh....um, I'll say Tod.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- An old rivalry between two equally old competitors. These two have been at each other’s throats for the past month or so, but the question is… will either them be able to survive a deadly street fight against one of the most dangerous men in the league or will we perhaps see one of these two men’s storied careers come to a spectacular end?

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The match will start in the lobby of the arena. Pinfalls, submissions and knockouts count absolutely anywhere within the city of Vancouver.

Send to: Suicide King

 

-Wowwie, this should be great. I'll say Wilson's match.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- Axis returned to the SWF and has challenged fellow Australian native, Sacred, to see who the better kangaroo wrangler…er, I mean wrestler is. These two grapplers know each other better than the dingos that stole them as infants and raised them in the Outback, so it should be a very hotly contested battle. Oh, and since AFETA (the Association for the Fair and Equitable Treatment of Australians) is on my case, this will be a #1 contenders match as well!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts only count within the ring. The ring will be surrounded on all sides by security to keep anyone from interfering.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

-Sacred's awesome, Axis is probably weighed down with ring rust...the smaller Aussie takes it.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- They were once best friends, so naturally they’re now worst enemies (I mean this is wrestling after all). After turning on Edwin these two have been involved in many confrontations and after proving to CC that he’s worthy of the shot, Raynor will do everything he can to defeat his former leader. There’s a lot of emotion behind this match and it should be a slobberknocker.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The winner is the first man to knock his opponent down for a 10 count within the ring.

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

-MOTN. They might be working on this together, but if not, MacPhisto's match.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- Perfect Bo managed to upset Chris Wilson and Longdogger Pete in a Miami Mayhem match last week on Storm. Wilson had a PPV re-match in his contract, but since he’s going to be occupied with Divefire, he gave the match to the newest member of the Magnificent 7. Will Bo be able to prevail in a match he can’t possible prepare for?

Send to: Suicide King

 

-The wrath of Question Mark Man destroys Bo! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- Thoth was the top wrestler in the long surviving stable the Clan, until Silent came along. Silent drove Thoth to abandon the Clan which later disentigrated due to the slaughterer’s presence. Since then their rivalry has grown to the point where the only way to resolve things is in a big-ass cage! Hell in a Cell this Sunday!

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The ring will be surrounded on all sides by an approximately 20 foot tall, covered cage. There will be a 10-foot space between the ring apron and the side of the cage. The first man to score a pinfall, submission or knockout within the ring is the winner.

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

-Might even be better than Raynor/MacPhisto. I'll say Thoth.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- With all the feuds being blown off on this Sunday, who will the Heavyweight champ be facing? Well, El Luchadore Magnifico has issued a challenge to anyone in the SWF past or present, active or not, to face him. Who will answer the call?

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

-Even I tremble before the mighty might of Question Mark Man! *trembles*

[Guest Kibagami]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

CIA, my JL Pick of the Month, is the man to beat in the minors nowadays. Raynor/Edwin and Thoth/Silent are going to set the standard for this show, but I'm expecting a very impressive match from Drew, who picks up the win here, Canadian-stylee.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson ¡¦vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

 

Frost and TNT are, collectively, the shit when it comes to tag-team matches, while Ash and Xero really don't have as much experience with the format as the champs. Plus, TNT beat me when I honestly didn't expect him to, so I have to give him props for that. Chilly Chilly Bang Bang to continue rockin' the proverbial casbah with a handy win over Xero and Ash.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg ¡¦vs. Ced Ordonez

 

On the surface, this is an easy match to call. Ced no-shows on a level comparable to my first JL run...oh, and Merc, too. However...something tells me that since this is a non-title match, Ced comes out with the win, though whose match it is, I don't care to pick.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes ¡¦vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Now THIS is a sleeper match right here. Annie can be very, very good when she's FEELING IT~, and she seems to have been since joining the Magnificent Seven. Tod's a brand-spankin'-new US Champ, and one with no defenses under his shiny gold belt, if I'm not mistaken. That said, Tod's a very consistent writer --I can't remember a match he's no-showed--, and while Annie will provide some spirited competition, I say that deKindes retains and somehow furthers this "Sara" angle...

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

 

"My Body Is My Weapon" against the Manipulative Maniac 'o Fun. While I have my suspicions about this match's finish and some of the Mystery Men of Doom later in the card, I'll say Divefire takes this one to get some momentum going into an October program...

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

 

Wow. Possibly the mark-out match of the night. Axis has always been ROCK-SOLID as a writer, but Sacred's already got a win over the current champ. Couple that with some obvious ring rust, and I think we have a dark horse challenger to the belt next month in Sacred.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

Wow. As hard as I've been working on HIAC today, I still think Raynor and Edwin Mac will take Match of the Night honors from Thoth and I. The build-up to this match has been excellent, from the Apocalypse turn that surprised the hell out of everyone to the psychology and mindgames from Smarkdown's main event. Far be it from me to give this one away...

 

But everybody needs to read this match.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo ¡¦vs. ?

 

Bo tries hard as hell to succeed in this fed, and he's stuck with it through thick and thin -- he's been here almost as long as anybody. Nothing would make me happier than seeing him retain some well-deserved ICTV gold at the biggest show of the year.

 

But if the mystery man is who I THINK it is...damn, Bo. You better get crackin' on that man. I'm pulling for you, man.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

 

Yes, it's come down to this. More than a year after the original matchup, Thoth and I are going to go at it in the Cell one more time.

 

No prediction from me, but I would like to publicly thank Thoth for sticking with this angle as long as he has. I know how hard I was to work with for almost the first year of my career, and I can only imagine how frustrating it was waiting eight months for me to come back. Big props to Thoth and Edwn for all the work they've done to make this match what it deserves to be.

 

Again, no prediction...

 

...but the Mexican plushie is a motivating factor, I'll admit.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico ¡¦vs. ?

 

Um....somebody wins?

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- I really dont know much about these two people...although, I do know CIA and what he did, so I'm going for him to win.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

-The team of Selena wins...why, because they are better as a group, nuff said.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- I think Ced is going to lose.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

-Tod...Unless Annie does some HLA...and you know what that means.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- Not only will Divefire win, but he will break him into little itty bitty peices for him being a bitch. Go Divefire.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- I keep telling people to not sleep on Sacred, but they dont listen to me...Sacred is the uncrowned champion, and he will win this match and beat who ever is the champion next month.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-I think Edwin's final match will be in this PPV...thus, they will write together and come up with something spectacular for Edwin's depature.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- Ok, I know who this person is...and when I ask someone about this person, this person told me to write my ass off because this person that I'm facing is a King Jr. I knew this person was good, but being a King Jr. is scary...I think this person told me that this person is scary good, and that's scary...

 

I will not give prediction, but I will write my ass off.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- I just want to see if Silent can live up to the 'Hype' that people put him in and he put himself in. Thoth will be a very tough and I think that if Silent can write his best, he has a chance.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

-I know who ELM is fighting and I was kinda surprise but at the same time I wasnt and I was but wasnt and I was surprise that I wasnt...that being said, I think ELM better write like he has something to prove or this person who I was surprise but wasnt surprise and surprise that I wasnt surprise will become world champion...ELM, dont underestimate this person that did surprise me but didnt.

 

Bo

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Here goes nothin'!

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

--Woo! For anyone who doesn't know, these are your newest WFers, the cream of the JL...and really, they could have been up here way earlier if the JL had had more people. It will be one hell of a match. In the JL, CIA took their last match...both will be busting ass for this one, as it's one hell of a debut...I'm pulling for the Canadian, because heels SUCK!

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

--CCBB, while spending more time on singles programs lately, are the Fallen 2k2. They've got it.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

--I don't think this match will even really happen. JD destroys the non-existent Ced, and you'll have my guess why later on...

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

--Close close! Annie's turn gives her a ton of momentum, but Tod not-so-quietly clobbered Tom to get here...I think he holds onto it here. But dag, yo. Close.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

--Double no-show.

 

Seriously though, DF. Wilson'll write a really great promo for the show or something, though.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

--Axis hasn't written in almost a year, and Sacred beat Magnifico just last week. Sacred is, in my eyes, the next SWF Champion, unless Flesher or perhaps Thoth beat him to the punch.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

--Hoo daddy! I got me a real last man standing match, not one a' them wuss-ass DQ/count-out ones! I predict BUCKETS of blood.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

--I think it's pretty obvious who's getting the shot. I also think ? is gonna be unstoppable. Bo will be writing his best to hold onto the belt, but I'm not gonna bet against ? twice in one night.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

--Both men have been setting this match up for 18 months. They will be writing their asses off. It'll be the closest match of the night, but my Silent-sense is tingling. He'll finally break out here, but damn...this is really almost impossible to pick. Silent by the slimmest of hairs.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

--Refer back to the hardcore match. Inspector Edwin guesses that it'd be fairly ridiculous for JD, one of the most dominant members of the fed all summer, to be making only a token hardcore title defense at our biggest PPV. My guess here is that it's--and it is astounding to me to type this--Jay Dawg getting the world title shot at our biggest show. I could definitely be wrong since JD's been up and down with occasional computer problems and time conflicts, but it feels right. The only person I could easily slot in is Tom Flesher, thanks to his feud with Mag leading up into Ground Zero, but I think that'd be a stretch since Tom's been bouncing about the midcard mostly lately. My guess is Magnifico vs. Jay Dawg...and my guess is Magnifico to retain.

 

Hell, I'm betting on him no matter WHO ? is! CARNIVAL PRIDE!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I just c/ped Bo's predictions in here, so I apologize if I make any snide comments in advance.

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- Should be an Xceptional way for these two to showcase their talents. And Mak will win. I hope.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- Bo... Selena? What the... nevermind. Dubba-see-dubba-bee wins.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- I, too, think Ced is going to lose.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- You know what makes me sad about this match? That the swimming pool match with the HLA never happened. Meh, Tod wins, because he rocks the ruckus.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- Reading Bo's predictions, apparently he doesn't like Wilson. But Wilson's leaving anyway, so I'll guess he puts over Turn'n'Burny here.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- And again I'm agreeing with Bo. Sacred wins here, and wins the title next month because he is, in fact, that good.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- ... Bo, why the flippin' hell must you be so smart? I don't agree with you here though... Raynor wins, but he won't be retiring MacPhisto until at least the Silent angle is over.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- King Jr., Bo? You must be facing me. And there's no way in hell I'm beating you.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- I, too, am interested in seeing if Silent can live up to his billing and win here. I think he has a chance, but Thoth f'n owns, so he wins as well.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- I will venture what is a COMPLETE guess and say Xstasy wins the title.

[Guest chirs3]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

----> I really don't know much of these two... I'll dig up some JL Stuffs when I have time, and get back to you on this one.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

 

----> Oof. Frost and TNT = awesome tag champs, but Ash = my hero (since SOMEBODY who shall remain nameless [Z] had to quit)... I dunno... I'll be rooting for AshRo, but Frost and TNT have got the better chance, methinks.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

 

----> Ced Ordonez is officially the coolest named person in the fed... too bad JD will K1llz0Rz him.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

 

----> Hrmmm... Annie E.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

 

----> Wow, it took a while to get here, but here we are. Divefire is cool, because if you want you can say "Divefiyaaaaah!" like in the Crossfire theme song, but Wilson is f'n Wilson... I've gotta give him the edge, provided he writes.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

 

----> Sacred in a close one.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

----> Ladies and gentlemen, I ask that you let this match be a lesson to you. That lesson being, don't fued with Edwin MacPhisto, because you might actually have to... like... write against him... oooooh boy, I am in for it now...

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

 

----> Hum.... Bo JUST won the ICTV title, and I know he won't be willing to lose it any time soon, but... ??? is always a gamble... I'll give this to Bo...

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

 

----> Wowie. Uh... Not counting the ??? matches, this is the hardest to call... So I won't call it.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

 

----> Well, I have no idea who this ??? or Bo's ??? is, so I'm completely stumped. Magnifico too just won the title, and we all know he kicks mighty ass, so I'll give him the duke, but there's always a chance.

[Guest Powerplay]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

Well, CIA and Mak I think have an even record against each other. Well, I refer to my family tree and see that I'm one-half Canadian, and noone in my family is near Philly.

 

WINNAH: CIA

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

 

Ash and Xero are good, but CCBB are the best. CCBB to take it by CHEATING TO WIN~!

 

WINNAH: CCBB

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

 

Sorry, but Ced isn't the one to stop Jay Dawg's tyrannical reign over the hardcore division.

 

WINNAH: Jay Dawg

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Oh, oh, oh! XF9 grudge match! This could be very, very good. I pick Tod to hang on, keeping the much smaller XF9 strong with the US title.

 

WINNAH: Tod deKindes

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

 

Hmmm... I really don't know. Flip a coin..... and it comes up Divefire.

 

WINNAH: Divefire

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

 

Wow. Axis?! Yeah, I knew before hand, but wow. I wanna see what the head of the JLCC can really do, so lets go Mr. No Personality!

 

WINNAH: Axis

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

This is probably going to be the Mark out match of the Year. Two men, foe yet friend, fighting for supremecy. I wonder how this will be resolved. A must read. Well, I want Chris to win, but Edwin is unstoppable on PPV.

 

WINNAH: Edwin

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

 

I have a decent guess at who it is, and I'm going to say ???

 

WINNAH: The Boston Strangler (Oops, did I say that )

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

 

A HIAC match is always a great thing. Well, not for the people fighting, but you know what I mean. Could it end like it did in the ML, with Silent dicating the fate of the match, or will Thoth show how truly strong he is? I'll take a wild guess and say........................ Thoth, simply because I wan the good guy to win.

 

WINNAH: Thoth

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

 

Huh? One wonders how this could be SO HIGH ON THE CARD. Something is up. A vet must be returning, but who? Mark Stevens? The Suicide King? Rane? One can only wonder who it is. I'll take a random guess at who wins and say....

 

WINNAH: ELM

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

~GENISIS PREDICTIONS OF DOOM~

 

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

-Woo, close call here, as I'm a big fan of each man's work. CIA has won most of their bouts in the past...but without a word limit, I think Mak will be able to strive for a great GREAT match, and very possibly, the win. I love Drew and all...but I'll go with Mak here, if he's feelin' it.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

-Ouch...well, even I'll give a SLIGHT SLIGHT SLIGHT edge to Frost and I here, as we seem to know the tagging mechanics pretty well, and I'm not sure if Ash is that good when it comes to 2-on-2 action. However, when Xero/Ash are on, they're on...and they could very well pull out the win here. Meh, I'll just write as hard as I can while being sick, and see what happens.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

-Ced is great. Really, he is. But so far in the WF, his career has basically self-destructed. That, added with the fact that JD seems to be unstoppable in hardcore matches...and we have a Jay Dawg win here, as much as it hurts me deep down to say that.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

-Ooh, close close match, with both opponents being terribly underrated. TERRIBLY underrated. Todski just won the US title a while back, but Annie has EXPERIENCE~! Between these two, I just can't really make a decision, but my guess is that to keep the feud going, one will job, and I predict that one to be Tod...but meh, Annie's MATCH to win, either way...Todski just needs time to hone his skills a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE more though, and I'm sure he'll get revenge by the next PPV.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

-Hell...I thought this was supposed to be a Street Fight Ironmatch, but I'm not complaining, just expecting Wilson to. This could very well be the surprise MOTN...and these two will most definitely joint the way I see it...with Divefire retiring the 3rd Chris.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

-Two Aussie Gods go head-to-head in what I will be looking forward to the most out of the entire card. These two are pals in real life, so we may see a joint here...but either way...ring rust courtesy of Axis will lead to Sacred finally getting a well-deserved title shot.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

-ANOTHER joint match I wreckon...and...hell, I love Raynor, but Edwin is God...Eddie Mac to win, in the obvious MOTN...and most likely a MOTY candidate as well.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

-Ok...if you don't know who ? is here, you're probably stupid, or out of the loop. Bo will indeed write his ass off, but his opponent IS King Jr...and is well-deserving of a ICTV title win. ? man to pick up the W.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

-Whew...finally a big profile match that WON'T be a joint, heh. Well, Thoth won last time, but that was by no-show...and this time, I believe that if Silent tries hard enough, and writes an epic or something, he can win. Gut instinct however, leads me to look forward to yet another win for Thoth, who will soon be going on to World Title level...

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

-X, JD, King, Rotten, Rane, Stubby, Simon, Roja, hell...Neilson or Comet...there are SO many possibilities, that NO ONE can really guess this TOO accurately. ELM is God...but I must say, this ? guy really urks me in the essence that for once I have NO CLUE who it is. ? guy for the win...unless it's JD, in which case, I hope ELM spears a flag through his gut, and paints JD's blood across his face, and then bakes his heart and chops it up in order to serve it to little children for Halloween. So...final guess is ?, though it really depends.

[Guest realitycheck]

Because YOU demanded it....

 

The SWF Genesis SMAR>| predictions!

 

[character]

 

Show: SWF Genesis 3

Theme Music: “Open Your Eyes” by Goldfinger.

Date: Sept. 29, 2002.

Arena: The PNE Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

Due date: Sept. 29, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

Well, as anyone who's following the internet recently would know, the company had booked ahead and wanted to use GM Place as the venue for this show since about December... but as it turns out, they weren't even half sold-out for a 30000 seat arena. So you, as it's been well publicised in the news, the company said that they had gotten a 'bomb threat' if they used GM Place, and deicided to move the show to the aging and smaller PNE Colisieum. Funny that, huh?

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

>Ah, fresh meat. These two have been the hottest prospects in the minor leagues for over two months now... so why am I surprised that the brass has decided to pull them up early and throw them haphazardly on the biggest show of the year, in front of a crowd who has no idea who they are? Ah, that Stubby. He's a genius, you know. Provided they let these two tear the house down with their natural skill, they should get very over... but dollars to doughnuts says that the uppercard panics, and immediately has them buried, and forced to use "SWF Style." If you can guess which Canadian based superstar I'm marking for and hoping wins here, you get a cookie.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

>So, they hopefully have a hot--or at least 'fast paced' opener... and decided to sabotage that with a match with four of the most useless steaming piles of crap in the company? I have no idea why they let the tag division die, and decided to "revive" it by putting the belts on two talentless hosses, and then putting together lame duck challangers, throwing them against the wall, and hoping they stick. If there's a god, this'll at least be short.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

>Grumble... Ced is, as I always feel the need to point out, the most underused talent in the company. And JD is, as I feel the need to point out, the very pinnacle of a 'self-fufilling prophocey,' where he wasn't over when they started to push him, wasn't over when he squased all of his opposition, STILL wasn't over after getting a title, but FINALLY, after breaking a bunch of records, killing everyone in the midcard, and having the goddamn HVILLE THUGG come out of retirement and job to him JUST to get him heat, JD is finally over. Now, that said, I'm going to say that he'll job the title to Ced here. There's little left they can have him do with it, and he's obviously, in their eyes, ready for bigger and better things. Here's hoping he doesn't squash Ced the entire match, and then win on a fucking rollup.

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

>Tod's garbage, and Annie's a woman. Tod's one of their chosen one's, and Annie is constantly jerked around, turned heel and back to face for no reason, and jobbed constatnly, either way. She's talented, Tod isn't.

 

This is simple match, folks.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

>Oh, for joy. A clique match? You don't say! I've already expressed my feelings on the clique members as a whole, and Wilson especially. Though I do have an appreciation of Divefire, because of the way he managed to break through the small-man barrier last year. Of course, his political antics, before his leaving over a contract dispute, completely changed my mind. That aside... inside sources tell me that Wilson is on his way out, thus proving that someone in the company has manged to grow a brain. Now, a question to the class: Is Chris Wilson going to leave the company by...

 

A. Putting over a hot new talent, thus giving them the rub and elevation to the top of the card?

 

B. In a match with a clique member? ...where they go over?

 

C. In a match with a clique member? ....where he goes over?

 

D. In a match with a clique member, where he goes over after having a whiny hissy fit, produces a lame match where he no-sells the offence, and generally squashes them?

 

(Hint: It's D)

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

>At the last PPV, another fat, slow, talentless-but-over former SWF star came out of retirement, with the sole purpose of putting over SWF baby Jay Dawg, getting him heat, and finally making him look deserving in the eyes of the fans. Now, do you think that is going to happen here?

 

...

 

...

 

...well, Axis and Sacred are friends.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

>A **** match here, for sure. I'm expecting Edwin to win this match because... well... you'll have to wait until the Smar>| Genesis Rant. (Ain't I a stinker?)

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

>Lord, god, and heaven have mercy, I know full well who this is. And if there is a god on earth, he'll win.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

>Well. I'm plesantley surprised that this match is near main eventing, as I would've been on severely pissed off cynical asshole if it wasn't.

 

...oh, wait. Well, more pissed off than usual. That said, it's great to see that since McKinney took a job on the booking comittee, there's been a surge in Thoth and Silent's stock. Although I believe Stubby's been trying to oppose it at every turn, he obviously failed here. Good on the him. Though some feel they may have booked themselves into a corner, I'm hoping very much that Thoth is booked for the win here, as he needs a victory to catapault him to the main event. He is, afterall, the second most held down star after Sacred. Some feel that Silent needs a win to justify his push, but I disagree. If he looses here, he can meerly be pused like a rocket again, and beat Thoth after he wins the title.

 

...hey, a smark can dream, can't he?

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

>...of course, all the good work with the HITC match will be forgotten here, as a no-doubt big clique return here will wipe it from the crowds memory. I guess Stubby may have won out in the long run...

 

That said, you can roll a die on who's coming back, here. Okay, well, flip a coin. Either Mark Stevens waddles his roided up body from the announcer's desk and into the ring, or King shakes off his alcohol, painkillers, and stumbles down into the ring to flop around a bit more. Sigh... it'll be a decent match, at least, but fuck the clique. Edwin still should've dropped the title to Sacred. Grumble...

 

Anyway, I think I'll wrap it up for another edition of the Smar>| predictions! And I'll see you all, my adoring public, at Genesis! Until then, I'm Scott Keefe, I'm smarter than you, BITE ME!

 

[/character]

 

-Z

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

So you quit so you could do that sorta thing? AND get an education?

 

...

 

Heh. While I'd rather see you wrassle, Scott Keefe is my hero.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Haven't done these in a bit...

 

So, here we go, on what may a better PPV than the WWE has offered in a loooong time, and it should be!

 

-------

 

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

Welcome to the jungle, guys. Two hot JL recruits make their mark on the WF, and believe it or not, the first winner tonight is everyone's favorite Canadian Secret Agent.

 

Winner: CIA

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

 

*reads TNT's prediciton*

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

-Ouch...well, even I'll give a SLIGHT SLIGHT SLIGHT edge to Frost and I here, as we seem to know the tagging mechanics pretty well, and I'm not sure if Ash is that good when it comes to 2-on-2 action.

 

Not to be cocky or nothin, TNT, but... *points down to Titles Listing in his sig*

 

Regardless, Frost and TNT are definitely a unit to be contended with, but then again, my idol just won the WWE Tag Titles(NO, NOT KANE YOU IDIOTS! THE OTHER ONE!), so maybe the planets are aligned or some crazy ass shit like that. And I can't really call this one way of the other. So...

 

Winner: Too Close To Call, But It'll Be a Good Read!

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

 

JD is the Hardcore Champion for reason... he IS the title he carries. Sorry, former stablemate Ced, but JD's gonna knock some more of that ring rust off ya.

 

Winner: Jay Dawg

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Tod is good. Annie is good. I call winner again.

 

Winner: Tod deKindes (BARELY THOUGH!)

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

 

Divefire hurts people physically. Wilson does it mentally. I wanna read this fucker!

 

Winner: Too Close To Call, But It'll Be a DAMN Good Read!

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

 

GO, SACRED, GO! Why, you may ask? Axis does deserve a title shot, yes, but Sacred's been working his ass off, and he's been in a lot of tag matches, so now that he's got hjis shot, I expect him to bust his ass. Go, dude, go. Oh, and one more thing...

 

WELCOME TO GENESIS... IS... SACRED!!!!

 

 

...

 

 

Well, I tried.

 

Winner: Y2Aussie, aka Sacred

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

*****. Guaranteed rating for this match.

 

So, therefore:

 

Winner: Everyone!

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

 

My money is this is Thugg... I hope. Thugg is God. I'd love to see him back. But anyways, regardless, I bet Bo wins by DQ, setting up a feud with Mr. ?.

 

Winner: Perfect Bo by DQ

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

 

Oh God. MOTN right here. Edwin/Raynor and ELM/? are close, but these two are the shit. Add in hell in a cell, and anything goes.

 

Winner: Everyone again!

 

 

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

 

•Let's all welcome King back. I have reason to believe he may be this question mark. Actually, I'm just guessing, but I can dream right?

 

Winner: I dunno. Guess. You got a 50/50 shot.

 

Well, off to have some fun. See ya later!

 

Ash

[Guest chirs3]

Where do you people get these ideas of who the ???'s are, or did I just miss something? I've got no f'n clue who they could be, but everyone else does!

 

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Chris:

 

ICTV: __'s predictions (wouldn't want to be giving shit away now)

 

World: Wild guesses, I presume. At least, my Xstasy one was (though I would mark like a little bitch)

[Guest chirs3]

I aer stoopid, because King Jr. isn't registering anything with me... I saw that he mentioned that, but I seem to be missing something.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

It's me, oh offbeat heel. Sheez.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- CIA

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- Frost & TNT

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- I'm calling for the upset, since I think I'm the only person that's willing to root for me with JD as an opponent. It's not like I'm gonna get my ass handed to me on a platter, right? RIIIIIIGHT?!? *doubles over and cries*

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- Toughie...I'll pick my favorite lesbian to win.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- Chris Wilson

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- Nothing is sacred, so I'll pick...Sacred. Nani?

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Ass kicking goodness. I'll have to go with Edwin to avenge my death. AVENGE~!

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- *Cues the Mega Man music* The Man of Mystery to win.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- THOTH~!

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- *Cues the Mega Man music again* But do I really want to go against ELM? No. El Luchadore Magnifico retains.

[Guest Ace309]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- w00t~! Two of my favorite JLers going at it in their WF debut, hopefully to blow it off! Logical booking says the face goes over, so CIA, but a Mak win would NOT surprise me.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- Double Goozle, baby. Chilly Chilly Bang Bang for the block.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- Well, gotta throw someone at him... although CED is doing well lately. I'd like to see what he can do given the stip. Still, I'm going with Jay Dawg.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- Annie for the block and steal. The Hardcore Queen's got to take this one.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- Gotta go with Wilson here, though a Dive win would surprise me about as much as Axis's return.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- And speak of the devil. I'm gonna say Sacred takes it on ring rust, or Axis no-shows because the JLers have made the character so disgruntled that he's hiding in a tower somewhere sniping pigeons.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- Edwin no-sells the Grudge and gets the win by spiking Raynor carelessly on his head.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- Thugg continues his PPV comeback streak, no-selling Bo's attempt to throw everyone off, and loses by DQ.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- Whew. Flip a fucking coin, and George says... SILENT.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- COMET~! COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET~!

Anyone else, we go with ELM.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

- Both these guys have a lot of promise and should make great additions to the WF in the long run. I'm not sure how their feud has been going down in the minors, but I wish them both a lot of luck and go with Mak on a slight edge of a hunch.

WINNER: MAK

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- Ash wanted this to be a tornado tag and I didn't have a problem with it, but apparently Stubby did. Too bad I didn't know, it would have saved that useless Smarkdown promo. Regardless, we are all jazzed and hope to put on a great match despite the other high profile battles on the card.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

- I didn't even know that Ced had come back. I hate to call this a lame duck defense, but JD has been unstoppable in the hardcore division and I don't believe that Ced has done much to establish himsels lately, especially in the hardcore division. Some people look for JD to drop the belt and move up the card, but I say we will have to pry it out of his cold dead hands.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

- I like Annie a lot, especially when she is naked and oily. However, I think people sell Tod short and being the US champ is really going to allow him to open some people's eyes. I say it's close, but Tod takes it.

WINNER: TOD

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

- This is pretty much Wilson's last hurah and I know he wants to go out with a bang. That means he will be writing at his peak, think Wargames. Although going a little too far might hurt him here. Still, Divefire is a recent returnee with some ring rust who I don't believe has quite found his groove.

WINNER: WILSON

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

- Isn't Axis the JL announcer I always pictured as Gorilla Monsoon? Logical booking says it's a little too soon for Axis to get a title shot, even if he's just going to put the champ over. Of course this could lead to some hot shot angle with the ? man if he beats ELM, but that's something the WWE would do.

WINNER: SACRED

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

- This should be a very excellent match. I actually think they could string this feud out a bit longer and probably should. That means the heel goes over here.

WINNER: RAYNOR

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- I am like 99 44/100% sure of who this is. I mean look around and figure out who you don't see on the card.

WINNER: ?

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

- This should be very cool and very brutal, although I think it could have had a little more build up. Regardless, this seems like a match right up Silent's alley and I know we all keep saying "he has to justify the push" he does.

WINNER: SILENT

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

- This is most likely some old timer I don't know and who I don't care about. If you're going to bring back a past superstar you need to educate the newer fans on who they are. It's like with Mr. Perfect at the Rumble this past year. This comes down to rather it's a one shot to put ELM over or the person is coming back for good and will embark on a long feud with ELM. Of course, having the mystery man win the World title his first match back would be a pretty WWE bone headed decision to make.

WINNER: ELM

[Guest Divefire]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

Seeing as I always read the JL, I know exactly who these guys are! So knowing this I can predict it’ll be a great match and a warm welcome to the SWF for these two! Ah hell, who am I kidding, hi guys I’ll start paying attention to you now you’re both up here. You want me to pick a winner? Errrrr…. Three letter acronyms rule.

 

Winner: CIA

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

- Ouch, well Frost and TNT are getting it together as a good tag combo and writing a tag match, especialy for a PPV with a new partner is, well, not exactly easy. Got to go with the champions.

 

Winner: Chilly Chilly Bang Bang… Despite the name…

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Ced Ordonez

– The idea of Jay actualy jobbing the title is a little laughable. C’mon we all know I’ll have to, erm I mean some one will have to crowbar it from him. Still, I expect quality, big quality and lots of story line… Oh and flaming tables.

 

Winner: Your hardcore god and mine, Jay Dawg.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes © vs. Annie Eclectic

– Well, despite Tod being pretty damn good, I always sell for the cute lesbian. That and the lass is talented and needs a break. So watch for the baby oil to come out, Tod to lose his grip and Annie to roll him up for a pin. Oh and the match, yeah…

 

Winner: HLA! Erm, god I’m turning into Lawler… Annie wins it.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

– God, you all hate me. Oh fine, see if I care, I’m still writing. Ah my first streetfight and my first Genesis match. Irony in there someplace.

 

Winner: Evidently the people who don’t read this.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

– As much as I love Axis, in platonic and male way, Sacred is on a roll, is bloody great and is our next World Champion. Match of night.

 

Winner: Sacred and my eyes.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

– Depends on if the guys have time… Potentially utterly brilliant match, however on this occasion I think story line will cut into the actual match itself. Run in a plenty? Hell yes.

 

Winner: Story line says Raynor.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo © vs. ?

- Bo, you’re a great writer who’s come a hell of a way since I first knew you. I would like nothing more then to see you retain here because I’m quite sure you deserve it. However I know who you’re up against and, well… This time around I think the odds are against you.

 

Winner: Who was that masked man? No not me you fool, him!

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

– Oh this is gonna be bloody… I think putting Silent in a cage is akin to shoving a tiger in a slaughterhouse. All you can eat buffet! Seriously no disrespect to Thoth, but all signs point to Silent going over. And how!

 

Winner: *Whoosh! Thunk!* Can only mean one thing…

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

 

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. ?

– Well it seems that most people have a few ideas of who this is, personally I hope it’s some one from the active roster and not a returning legend because there are a fair few who are deserving the lift to World Title status. That said, I think ELM will retain here and go on to feud with Sacred and Mr ? for the next month or so.

 

WINNER: Mexico’s favourite SWF son.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

2/3 FALLS MATCH

CIA vs. Mak Francis

 

* I'm so happy this is here I can't even really describe it. We've got my boy Mak and a good pal in Drewskie. It sucks Mak gets bumped the night I leave, but he's going to do just fine. This is so close to call, but I'm going to go with the heel slant and take "The Franchise."

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Frost & Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum & Xero

 

* Oh, this is goign to be bad for those on the side of goodness and Charizard. CCBB continue their reign of evil dominance.

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Ced Ordonez

 

* We gotta throw somebody at the Dawg in Hardcore competition. Ced may try to put up a fight, but I don't think it's going to be enough. Pity I never got to fight him, but JD's a master of the hardcore arena.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Annie Eclectic

 

* Some nice storylining here leaves us with the ex-XF9er and current M7 vixen against the new US champion trying to prove himself XF9er. It's going to be close as well, as all Genesis matches should, but I'm goign to give it to the e-love of my life, Annie.

 

VANCOUVER STREETFIGHT

Divefire vs. Chris Wilson

 

*The readers. Hopefully.

 

NO-DQ, NO INTERFERENCE MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP OF THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Axis vs. Sacred

 

* Axis never really could make that final leap, and Sacred just seems poised to do it. He beats up on the ol' Aussie with some new Aussie kung fu and sets himself up a fantabulous title match next month.

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Edwin MacPhisto

 

* Wow. Big fun here. MOTN without a doubt, and I know what these guys can do. It's been a pleasure to work alongside both of them most of my career, and now they're goign to tear the roof down. Don't miss this match, or anything that follows. If the people on TNT knew about this, they'd bring it up as Drama in the commercials.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Perfect Bo vs. ?

 

* I love you Bo, you little rascal. Hope you enjoyed your default win run as champion, because it comes to an end a little over a week after you won it. Night, shnookums.

 

HELL IN A CELL

Silent vs. Thoth

 

* This spot seemingly should of been reserved for Edwin and Raynor, but I'm sure that without a doubt these two are going to earn it. Some good history, some good storying and some good writers will equal a good match. This whole show just rocks the house so far.

 

SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. ?

 

* Possibly the weakest match on the card, and that's a good thing since ELM and the title are involved. I've got not a clue who ? is, but if he brings the Mysterians ELM might be in trouble. I think we'll have a Mexican retain, nonetheless.

 

SHOW PREDICTION: This is just an awesome card, and I only shudder to think what this would be like if it had happened in summer and myself, Edwin and others would of been able to put full resources into this. I'm apologizing once again for not being around and no-showing and not-promoing. It's not like I'm hanging out on AIM not writing. I'm just not around to do it, and I'm so sorry for that.

 

But this is my last show, and I'm happy to see that my retiring is being overshadowed by a simply great card and what are sure to be match of the year canidates for next year. All you young'ns be sure to look back on this next award show time, because i'm sure at least one of the Clannie, Carnie, Bumpie, Aussie or Oldie matches is going to light this place up.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Wilson... it is good to see that you aren't looking to go out like last time. I do hope you have a good final match and get leave with a decent taste in people's mouths this time.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Note to Z...

 

Wilson is not in the kliq...neither is Divefire. The only reason Wilson made it to the top is because of his affiliation with Kliq member...HVT. All others were against it, but Thugg threatened to wreck their shit...and that, combined with the promise of world title jobs to them in the future when they return, HVT convinced the Kliq to let Wilson above the glass ceiling. Now, as for Divefire...well, fuck...it's freaking Divefire! You can't hold down the ninja brit...well, you can...but who would want to?

 

::returns to job to Bo::

 

Huh? I gave what away? Oh...well then...

 

::goes back to his wheelchair::

 

Da "never reads predictions, but had after seeing JD's sig, had to find out what the fuss was about" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

You know...there were 2 people (That I can remember) that jobbed the Hardcore title...

 

Neilsen to Grimedogg

Me (Bo) to Sacred...

 

Can JD be the next one? Hmmm, I dont know.

 

Now, Neilsen was known as the King of Hardcore...

 

Grimedogg was known as the Hardcore Prince.

 

I was known as the Hardcore GOD!

 

JD has taken my name that I worked so hard to get. I defeated numerous people for the title, Grimey, I beat him 3 times... and still, nothing...Became double champion, still holding that title, and still...nothing.

 

JD and I have become and always were friends (Since the JL) and I have nothing but respect for him...But him, calling himself the HARDCORE GOD IS PLAIN BULLSHIT!!! You have to beat the god before you can become the god.

 

Is it a challenge to JD?

 

Hmmm...

Take it as you want to.

 

Bo The original HARDCORE GOD!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

::holds Bo down::

 

Da "hardcore what?" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Fuck you Thugg...I was the first to retire you...why? Because I am the Hardcore GOD

[Guest HVilleThugg]

::no sells Bo::

 

I'm sorry...were you saying something?

 

::no sells him again!::

 

Da "spam? what spam? fuck you, I'm bored at work" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

I shouldnt pay attention with to a dragqueen... My bad

 

The B "Fuck you Thugg and your little boyfriends too" O

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh Bo....come on now...

 

That's not what you said last night, is it?

 

Just come back to bed and we'll work it out...if you know what I mean.

 

Da "::no sells all homosexual jokes::" H

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Dude, you sure it was me...or Wilson...I mean you talk about him like you're in love with him, besides, I was busy with your girl that still dont know you're a homo.

 

B "No sells your comeback" O

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oh, trust me...it was you...

 

And lets just say, that last match had some embellishment in there...

 

Wait...oh god.

 

Ok...I think i have just taken this whole, "spamming up the boards" thing too far.

 

Da "so board" H