Really weird military tactics that we won't use

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

my idea: dump crash test dummies out of planes over Baghdad. That would just screw with their heads. Wouldn't it?

 

Iraqi guy: "Look! men are flying out of that plane!"

 

Guy: "It's the end! We must surrender now!"

 

other idea: Rip off Santa Anna.. dress our guys in the Iraqi uniforms and have us attack them, then hope they kill more of their own men than of our men. By the way, when Santa Anna tried this, it failed pretty badly.

 

Maybe the Government can fly some of the stuff they have that people think are UFOs over Iraq just so they can be creeped out.

 

Also, we can do this..

 

DROP GNOMES ON THEIR CITIES!

 

Iraq will probably get so scared that they will surrender to the gnomes.

 

So.. what weird military ideas do you have?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Nothing beats the gnomes, man.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I stole this from Eddie Izzard...

 

The 24th Transvestite Brigade.

[Guest J*ingus]

Dump LSD into the water system. It's hard to overdose on, so deaths will be minimal. But the reaction... well, I imagine that CNN would be airing highlights for the next hundred years.

[The Dames 0]

I stole this from Eddie Izzard...

 

The 24th Transvestite Brigade.

Oh, he rules. "You fuck my wife...you fuck my wife, You FUCK my wife, you fuck my WIFE"

 

Dames

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Nothing beats the gnomes, man.

Indeed.