SWF Countdown To Genesis Card (September 29, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SWF Countdown to Genesis

The Card

Venue: The PNE Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

Due Date: Sept. 29, 2002 at 12PM (noon) Eastern Time

Word Limit: 7000

Show Posted by: HVille Thugg

 

Special Guest Announcers: Due to Edwin and Axis's involvement in Genesis, they are both unavailable to announce Countdown....As a result, Suicide King refuses to work the show since he's taken a sort to of non-sexual liking to the dynamic duo. So, I present to you, your 3 person announce team for Countdown to Genesis.........CURRY...NTD...and THE EXPLODING CHICKEN!!!

 

Please note, I'll put up a brief description of their commentary styles later today or tomorrow for those of you who weren't around and therefore, don't know who they are.

 

So begins the SWF’s biggest PPV…Countdown to Genesis, featuring the top of the JL class! Matches are due at NOON…NO EXTENSIONS! Markers: This show needs to be up by like 7 or 8 eastern time, so get your matches marked! This is a chance to show the world what you’ve got, so…bring you’re A game!

 

 

3rd Newbie Battle Royal for the European Title

Ejiro Fasaki vs. Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous vs. Kamikaze vs. Tim Dillon vs. Jack The Ripper vs. Leon Sharpe©

- This has been a very popular match, and yours truly, HVT, made his name in this match during its inception. Let’s see how all the newbies fare against each other with the European title on the line. Can the impressive Sharpe fight off all this stiff competition to retain his European Title? How confident can he be, knowing that the winner doesn't have to throw him over the top?

- Match Description: DQ rules ARE in effect, but countout rules are NOT. All 6 men start in the ring at the same time, or whenever they are announced. A man is eliminated when he is tossed over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. Participants may exit the ring as long as they do not go over the top rope. The last man in the ring is the winner and NEW European champion.

 

- Send to 5_moves_of_doom

 

 

Singles Match

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Matt Myers

- Myers receives the short end of the stick in this booking fiasco. On Wrath, Myers defeated former champion, Mak Francis, and now he's taking on Mak's shadow in the form of Spike Jenkins. With the sWo still divided, this could settle things with Francis leaving for the SWF. Will Myers just destroy SPike the way CIA did on Wrath, or will he have a tougher time with the dude from Hollywood? CC is not without a heart here, and knowing that Myers is being screwed here, CC fully intends to make it up to him. They PROMISE!

 

- Send to realitycheck

 

 

Singles Match

Renegade vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- What's this?? Two WFers have invaded the SJL's countdown! Former JL greats, Danny Williams and Renegade face off here in what is Danny Williams's last match. Will his technical prowess be enough to give him one final departing win, or will Renegade's brawling style be too much to overcome. Don't miss the final match of one of the greatest JL champions right here on COUNTDOWN!

 

- Send to realitycheck

 

 

Cage Match for the #1 Contendership to the SJL World Title

Flexxx vs. Manson

- Seeing as how these two despise each other with a passion, and have been feuding for some time, it seems the only appropriate thing to do is for them to fight. However, in the SJL and SWF, we don't just fight when we hate someone, we do it in a steel cage!!

Match Description: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. The ring is enclosed inside your standard steel cage, with no room betten cage and ring. The winner is the first person to escape the cage and touch both feet on the floor. This would be simple, except that the cage door is locked and bolted...so over the top is probably the best method of escape.

 

- Send to Edwin MacPhisto

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Four-way, Double Elimination Match for the SJL World Heavyweight Championship

Thor vs. Mike Van Silcen vs. Judge Mental vs. Fugue

SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: “Deathwish” Danny Williams

- What in the blue blazes of hell is going on here?!? Well, I’ll tell you. Commissioner Edwin was less than pleased to see that Mak Francis and CIA both signed WF contracts and are taking their huge Main Event type match to the Genesis main card. As punishment and to save his World title, Edwin has stripped poor CIA of his belt, and is putting it up for grabs in this match. Now, Edwin’s not an unreasonable man, so, in an act of kindness, he allowed both CIA and Francis choose who will take their place. CIA chose Thor, the other top face around here these days, and Francis chose Fugue, his pal who barely lost to MVS on Tuesday. The newbie crazy man, Judge Mental, won his shot in a four way last week, and MVS won his by beating Fugue on Tuesday’s Wrath. Who will be the next world champion? Will Thor finally live up to his own hype? Will MVS realize his dream after being around for so long? Will Mental shock the world with the quickest rise to the world title in SJL history? Will Fugue tap into his immense talent and pull out the victory? Also, despite his impending WF retirement, Williams’s final appearance will be as referee for this match. What impact will the former JL champion have? This match is huge folks, so DON”T MISS IT!!

- Match Description: DQ and count-out rules are in effect and all pin falls, submissions, and KOs must happen inside the ring. All four men start in the ring at the same time, and a man is eliminated from the contest when he is pinned, submits, or is KOed twice! DQs and count-outs are considered falls and count towards elimination.

 

- Send to Longdogger_Pete

[Guest Listen2Reason]

...damn. Uh...when you stipulate, Thugg...you really stipulate.

 

This is not a complaint, though. I just wanted to say...da-yam.

[Guest Powerplay]

Uh, Thugg, Leon is the Euro title guy now, remember? So switch Leon to Matt's spot and Matt somewhere else. Or just have a battle royale for the Euro and have a Singles for the #1 Contendership.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

LOL...yeah, well...

 

Although, I can't really take full credit for the stip. I took an idea someone gave me and made it simpler...I hope it's fun to write. I was skeptical about it at first, thinking that it jsut might be too confusing to write...so, I hope it's at least fun for you guys to write.

 

Also, I hope no one is mad about the change in the main event match. I had a talk with Mak and CIA last night while I was booking and since they are on the Genesis main card, it didn't make much sense for them to fight here as well. So, this is what I came up with instead, and they both thought that it was good, so...good luck to all of you.

 

Remember...NO EXTENSIONS! This show must go up early!

 

Oh, for now...send everything to me as I'll be posting the show since I have been unable to get in touch with Crusen. If I do find him, we may switch it, but I can almost guarantee that Crusen will be booking your next card.

 

Da "glad the boards are finally back up" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

FUCK!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

 

I keep forgetting to update my roster! Goddammit!

 

Ok, I'll fix it...thanks Mental!

 

Da "slaps his forehead" H

[Guest Goodear]

Hey Thugg,

 

Do we use the usual JL announce staff or the other set? I just want to know in case Suicide King beats me up again.

[Guest Powerplay]

Yeah, you do. And watch those chair shots, man .

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Oops....forgot...special announcers for this one.

 

I'm putting it up there....

 

Da "wow...I must be slackin" H

[Guest Powerplay]

NTD! NTD! THE PANTLESS WONDER! DUDE! And Curry Man! Cool! I've seen these guys before, in some of the older shows. Interesting.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I bet none of you remember the Ex[olding Chicken. He was fun to write...

 

KLUK KLUK KABOOOOOMMMM!!!

 

Da "EC mark" H

[Guest Kibagami]

Goddamn it, Thugg! Why do the JLers get to write EC? Give them....uh...

 

::thinks::

 

Actually, they can have them, if we can Stevens with Neilsen for Genesis.

 

"I love the Suicide King!"

 

"Shut your motherfucking mouth, you fucking motherfucker! Fuck."

 

S.

[Guest Insanityman]

Damn. Sweet card. Good luck to all.

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

No love for Kamikaze? What about me?! What about Kaze? It doesn't matter than I'm not on the card! What? Game over! What?

 

And I know who Exploding Chicken is..

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well smack me and call me Susan...somehow, you're not on my list of actives. Wanna be in the newbie battle royal?

 

Da "answer fast" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Too late...you took too long. You're in!

 

Attention: Taking the place of the departed Blank is the forgotten soldier, Kamikaze.

 

Adjust your bets accordingly.

 

Da "ok, no more changes, i promise" H

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

I feel bad about what I said. Just a very bad misunderstanding of a situation.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Quit whining.

 

Nice card, Thugg. Bit small... but hey, it's better than any Heat cards! Yes it is.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Dammit man...

 

Look. I changed the match. Thor requested it, and i told him to ask you. I received his PM saying it was done and that the match was to happen. However, we needed someone to take the place of CIA in the main event, and Thor was the only real choice for this. So, i put him in it, and made you special guest referee. I didn't forget. It was deliberate. Why?

 

Well, the reason is...

 

1. Thor is the only logical choice for the main event.

 

2. You're a retired WFer, so...I figured that it wouldn't be a big deal if you didn't get the match since you were doing it as a favor to Thor.

 

3. I figured that Thor getting his shot at the world title was more important than, like you said, some meaningless match with a retired WFer.

 

 

It was my decision, and i had no intentions on changing it. If you want a match, you can fight Renegade, like I offereed on another thread. Also, you should really learn to check about what happened before you start flapping off at the mouth insulting people and this place. Thor did his job and it was I who changed it. If you two were around last night, I would have consulted you. I consulted 2 other JLers about it, and we all agreed it was the right decision. His match is for the world title...the match with you was meaningless with NO history. After weighing both options, the choice was a no-brainer.

 

So, if you wanna be mad, be mad at me, not at Thor...he did his job. Secondly, hey...it's cool that you're leaving for good. It's cool that you think this place is a hell hole. I just hope that in time, you grow up just a little and learn how to handle situations and adapt a little, instead of whining and complaining about everything that doesn't go your way. I hope you learn that you're not going to win every match, even if you think it's the shit. I hope you learn that sometimes, the ball bounces in a different direction, so you have to adapt and go with it...or do something other than complain. I'm not trying to flame or anything, just...I want you to understand that complaining and whining isn't going to get you anywhere in the real world. You're going to have to learn how to adapt, and at least, learn how to express your dissatisfaction with a situation. Cause bitching out an entire fed because ONE booker didn't give you the meaningless match you thought you were getting is certainly not the way to go.

 

Da "case closed" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah, it's small...that's cause of our small roster and the 6-man battle royal. I think it's better than 6 or 7 meaningless singles matches where people would be fighting for nothing.

 

Da "yeah...that's the ticket" H

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Pshaw, not like I care. Although, if we were to have a truly great battle royal it'd have to be a Mall Brawl... but there's always No Sells Christmas, right?

 

 

- Mike Van Siclen

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Er, not to bitch or anything, but I do faintly remember sending Thugg a PM stating that me and Manson wanted a cage match... since, ya know, we were supposed to be feuding, we hate eachother and shit, and have fought on more than one occasion, teamed, ect.

 

What was the reason for not booking it?

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

I must confess I didn't see the other thread, can't see everything. A pm or something would have helped, all I saw was my last match being cancelled with no explanation.

 

All I know is that I wanted one last match to put someone over, and leave on a good note. I feel bad about Renegade not having a match, so he can have one with me if he wants.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Fuck...I'm sorry Flexxx. I must have deleted the PM by accident, and now that you mentioned it, I remember seeing it. I usually consult my PMs when I'm booking and I didn't have anything in there, so I must have deleted it. FUCK...dude, I'm sorry. That would have gone so perfectly too...

 

Ummmm...I guess I can change it. Ummmm....I"m sure no one's started their match yet, so...I"ll change it. I'm really sorry man...I'm being bombarded by school work right now, so my energy isn't really into this lately....

 

Danny, didn't mean to go off on you earlier, so sorry about that...

 

I'll book Gade vs. Danny right now.

 

::sigh::

 

Da "really, really slipping right now" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ladies and gents, the Hville Thugg is...FLIPPIN' OUT, WOWZERS!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

::kills Edwin::

 

It's not funny...cause it's proving something that I've been fighting for a while...

 

Da "just has way too much to do" H

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Danny, didn't mean to go off on you earlier, so sorry about that...

 

I'll book Gade vs. Danny right now.

 

::sigh::

 

Da "really, really slipping right now" H

Don't worry about it, I deserved it. Just a misunderstanding. I first saw it as an intentional denial of a match request( a reitrement match of all things), not realizing the whole story.

[Guest SupaTaft]

Fuck.

 

I half expected this somehow. I know that no one especially cares for mulit-man matches but they are a special weak point of mine. Last night I lost a singles match to JM (Judge Mental, you've been given a shortened name (Y)), which says to me that since that match was what I requested and what I felt would put me back on top, there is no fucking way that I can win.

 

I half wanted to actually no-show this upon first glance, but i've decided to write. Yes it will lick balls, but the match itself actually licks balls. Thugg your a friend of mine and I can understand why you did what you did, but I'm just a tad dissapointed, its not you though. But if its at all possible, do me a favor.

 

Seeing as Countdown is a JL show, bump Renegade vs. Williams up to the actual Genesis. Not only do I think that both men may feel slighted by the placement of their newly booked match, but I feel that it would be best to put Williams out on top. I think that both Rene and Williams deserve at least that much. The match sticks out like a sore thumb in Countdown anywho.

 

Meh, just rambling I guess.

 

-Taft

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Seeing as Countdown is a JL show, bump Renegade vs. Williams up to the actual Genesis. Not only do I think that both men may feel slighted by the placement of their newly booked match, but I feel that it would be best to put Williams out on top. I think that both Rene and Williams deserve at least that much. The match sticks out like a sore thumb in Countdown anywho.

Thor, the WF Genesis card is packed with matches already, and so many things to my knowledge have already been changed around a lot. IMO it is best that matches stay the way they are, to, ya know... avoid more confusion/stress?

 

And one other thing. As a warning, I might only stay with the JL in the case I get extremely lucky with matches and if leaving would lay a storyline to ruins. Since, well, I'm getting bitched at by some people for not helping them with a project... again =P I hope this cage match settles the feud between me and Manson, so we can both move on without unfinished business.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Oh, and, uh, Thugg? I hate to berate you even more, but, uh, you've misspelled my name a bunch of, uh, times now. It's, uh, Siclen, as in sick-lynn. Not Silcen, as in Syl-sin. Okay? Cool.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Why doesn't anybody ever confuse it with Slicen (as in slicing, duh)? It always seemed more logical to me, but whatever.