Kylie Minogue is not attractive

[Guest Marshall]

This Kylie love has gone on too long. Why does everyone like her? She's not in the least bit sexy!

Geri on the other had...

 

 

Fuck Kylie!

[Guest redbaron51]

I've got a clip of Geri and Kylie kissing on some TV show...

 

anywho both of them are hot, but I'd like to see Geri in Red again

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

Kylie > Geri, but that's like saying a Porsche > a Jaguar. I wouldn't throw either one out of the garage.

[Guest razazteca]

Geri & Kylie are ok for Milf status......

 

Now TATU are teenage Lesbians

 

Lena is a natural redhead

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(explodes)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: You are SO lucky I'm writing my Dating Shows TV column right now, or I'd have time to kill any and everyone in this thread. You were already on my bad side with that Guy Stokes stuff, Davy-boy...(gets the knucks out)

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Jesus motherfucking Christ, Geri Halliwell? She's about as attractive as a dead, rotting, worm infested horse.

[Guest razazteca]

TATU = Hot Lesbian Action

 

Kylie = MILF if you like that

 

Geri = Old Spice, its out of season, its not fresh anymore

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kylie is only 34, not THAT old. MILF if you're a fan of mothers of 8 year olds or something. She sure as hell doesn't look it. Lesbians... great. It just means I can't hook up with them.

 

Fo KYLIE~!,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Kylie is hotter than Geri...but that doesn't mean much.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You're right. Comparing Kylie to just about anyone in my mind is like comparing a Yugo and a Bentley.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ram]

Fuck Kylie!

If you insist!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh how I wish that were possible.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kingpk]

Gwen Stefani in the top 20 of VH1's Sexiest Artists?

 

Um, why?

[Guest Incandenza]

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever got why Gwen Stefani is suppose to be attractive. She's not pretty, and outside of a flat stomach which you see ALL THE FUCKING TIME, there's nothing great about her body.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Gwen's one of my favorites. Her face is a pixie-weird kind of pretty that I find strangely hypnotizing, and she's just so damn spunky.

 

Oh, and Geri Halliwell? Uh-uh. Kylie, despite being 5 feet tall, could beat her down like nobody's business.

[The Dames 0]

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever got why Gwen Stefani is suppose to be attractive. She's not pretty, and outside of a flat stomach which you see ALL THE FUCKING TIME, there's nothing great about her body.

EXACTLY my fuckin' sentiments.

 

Dames

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

She's 5'3", thank you.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest papacita]

I never really cared much for Geri. I'd take Kylie over her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn straight.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

ever see teenage Lesbians perform on stage with wet T-Shirts soaked in sweat.

 

oh and Gwen is hot

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

THEY'RE LESBIANS.

 

If I can't have it, I don't really pay attention to it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Gwen is too flat for my tastes.

 

I'm sorry but she is just not attractive in my eyes.

 

Both Gerri and Kylie look like they could be minx's in the sack. Kylie could grind all she'd want and Gerri can walk aroudn town naked for all I care.

 

But I have a question for Kotz:

 

A buddy of mine about a month ago told me that Kylie admitted in an interview that she was out of shape and had some lighting tricks to hide the celluloid from her ass in her video where she is wearing the white dress.

 

Can you confirm this Kotz?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

At that time she wasn't in the best of shape, and it isn't a problem now.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I dunno. It was somewhat noticeable at the VMAs, IIRC.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(slaps MVS)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

she wasn't in the best of shape

I can't get that out of my head

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Still, her less-than-optimal shape is pretty damn hot. And now that she's back to how she used to be... wowzers!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

you mean like she looked like in the Loco Motion video?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ehh, that was super-young Kylie. I'd take today's version over her. Actually, she looked pretty damn good in the video for "Your Disco Needs You" and "On a Night Like This," so I'll take the Kylie of the last 2-3 years.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest razazteca]

well I have not seen those vids from 2-3 years ago as I don't ever remember seeing a video by her between the time period between Loco Motion and Cant Get That Out Of My Head.

 

I prefer the young poptarts of TATU or Britney or Haku or that girl in that DJ Sammy video of Heaven