Kylie Minogue is not attractive

[Guest B-X]

Jesus motherfucking Christ, Geri Halliwell? She's about as attractive as a dead, rotting, worm infested horse.

my loins are quivering at the mere suggestion of it!

[Guest ant_7000]

Kylie is aight, she a tad on the too skinny side for me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Compare her to your average Hollywood skeleton. She's just barely not too skinny for me. She may look like she's thin in the arms and shoulders, but dem legs are thick and strong!

 

(thinks about Kylie's legs, drools)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

Anyone got a link to pics of these much-pimped TATU girls?

[Guest razazteca]

TATU english fan site

[Guest Sassquatch]

Gerri & Kylie in lesbo action = MUST SEE HLA~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It isn't THAT hot, but it's still pretty damn fun to see Kylie kissing a girl. Like I said, she's a freak sometimes. Not that kissing girls is freakish, she's just got some tendencies and stuff. Hell, she called herself a sex bomb!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Which female would you like to see Kylie get it on with Kotz since you are the biggest Kylie fan here?

 

Gerri is fuckable in a slutty way and I always thought she was the best looking Spice Girl. The other Spice Girls were not attractive to me while Gerri had this look to her that I liked.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Posh Spice, no doubt. They're made for each other, and she's my favorite Spice Girl, so there.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Posh looked okay. She would probably be the second choice I'd make if I were asked which other Spice Girl I thought was attractive.

 

Baby Spice was too blonde for me. Sporty Spice's weight would fluctuate too much from being skinny to chubby. Scary Spice was indeed scary looking.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of someone having celluloid on their ass. In any case, Kylie Minogue is clearly hotter than Geri Halliwell and Davy is insane. Oh, and Gwen Stefani is a kind of acquired taste that only works for people that are in to that sort of thing. She's small and cute, so I can dig it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I can see why Gwen is sexy, and I consider her to be very attractive, but not more than Kylie.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest benoitrules2000]

I feel I have to help defend kylie since she's aussie.

The weird thing is i never found kylie attractive until the spinning around video and never earlier.

But i find geri repulsive now but back when she was with the spice girls, HELL YEAH!!!

 

She's just too damn skinny and kylie's got those legs and that BUTT!

 

I gotta go with kylie!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Guess what, BenoitRules? Almost everyone noticed her only after the Spinning Around video. I'm excused since I'm American and thus had zero exposure to her musical abilities.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Kylie's fuckin' smokin'. WAAAY better than Old Spice, so I've got Kotz's back in this one.

 

HOWEVER, neither one of them hold a candle to Shakira's Edible Wiggly Ass of Orgasmic Hypnosis, Madonna's Aura of Milf, or Gwen's Petite Delicate Hotness. The one video where's she's on the bed all dressed in white..my GOD.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Gwen's cute, but if she had any breasts she'd be hot.

 

Kylie, eh, something about her face strikes me as odd. Wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not worthy of worship.

 

Madonna needs to fix that gap in her front teeth. I *hate* that. She looked smokin' hot in that video where she was crawling around on the floor, pouring milk over her shoulder down her back ("Express Yourself"?)

 

Geri Holliwell? She's OK.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

Hmm....

 

Hoff's Food Chain o' Womens:

 

Kylie > Shakira > Gwen > Geri > Madonna

 

BUT

 

Game Boy Advance > womens

 

Heh.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hoff has the right idea... sort of.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest treble charged]

Somehow, I don't think Hoff's being entirely truthfull.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

I am not a liar! Dammit Tim...

 

Anyway, I only say that because I just beat Golden Sun this morning (after a two-month hiatus), AND because I saw that FINAL F'N FANTASY TACTICS was coming to the GBA. Oh yes...oh yes.

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

To get back on track, I think it's Kylie's nice, thick, gorgeous stems. For my money *puts on asbestos jacket*, Kylie's legs are nicer than Stacy Keibler's.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Take off the asbestos jacket, for I agree. Stacy is all leg, Kylie is leg, then that not that big but perfect ass.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Hoff's Food Chain o' Womens:

 

Kylie > Shakira > Gwen > Geri > Madonna

Food chain? Bah. I'd make it a daisy chain and take my place in the middle...

[Guest Incandenza]

Take off the asbestos jacket, for I agree. Stacy is all leg, Kylie is leg, then that not that big but perfect ass.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I don't think enough could be said about Kylie's petite, yet perfectly round, ass. Yummy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I agree, Incandenza. Never thought I'd use this one:

 

To Kylie's ass!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HoffmanHBK]

*takes off jacket*

 

I mean, a lot of people (stupid people, maybe) think that Stacy Keibler is the end-all, be-all of legs 'n ass.

 

And Marn, go ahead and put yourself anywhere in that chain.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I'll slip in between Shakira and Madonna. The Gameboy stays out, unless it vibrates or something.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, most cell phones have games and a vibrating ring option now, so how about subbing that in? Then again, cell phones are kinda small.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

But....but...size isn't important...

[Guest Sassquatch]

I am breat man to the end and the BIG OL TITTY'S~! are what gets my attention. I just don't care for how the ass on a chick looks. I know a lot of guys who love the ass of a chick more than the beloved mounds which strikes me as odd. I like to be able to garb onto something when I'm fucking a chick instead of grasping into the flat chested nothing-ness.

 

Kylie is a mix of both as she has a killer set of legs and a great ass. She isn't exactly Ms.Busty but she has a decent rack. Like someone said earlier, I wouldn't throw her out of bed.

 

I guess the reason that I like Gerri is because of those beautiful breasts of hers that she isn't afraid to flaunt.

 

Gwen Stefani represents everything I dislike about how a women looks in that she is too petite and has no tits what so ever. Sometimes Gwen has looked too skinny to me in the past. I never thought Gwen had that great of an ass either and was just "there" with how good her ass looked.

 

But hey, like some posters noted, Gwen has that "Pixie-esque" look going on and some guys like that.

 

Now make no mistake about it; I am not a chubby chaser or a BBW lover. But it doesn't hurt if a girl has some meat on her and a rack to boot. I imagine that you all have your own tastes in regards to what type of women you find attractive.

 

I guess that's why everyone I know that finds Stacy attractive is usually an ass man yet I think someone with some meat on them like Molly, Trish and Victoria are sexier and better looking.