WWE-ian Rhapsody

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE. Please sing along! The brackets indicate who's singing which bit!

 

 

(HHH)

Do I control life?

Or just WWE

 

(Undertaker)

Caught in the Last Ride

No escape from jobbing to me

 

(Jericho)

Open my eyes

Look up at the lights and see

I'm just a jobber

I get no push you see

It was easy come

Easy go

I was high

Now I'm low

 

(Undertaker)

Any move my opponent throws

Will not be sold by me

by me

 

(HHH)

Momma, Just squashed a man

Put my knee against his head

And now his push is dead

 

(Jericho)

Main eventing, it had just begun

But Hunters gone and taken it away

 

(Brock)

Taker, Oooooooh

Here is the F5

You might sell it by this time tomorrow

 

(Vince)

What's going on, Whats going on?

My whole fed is in tatters

 

(Jeff Hardy)

Too late

My time has gone

All those bumps compressed my spine

Now it's aching all the time

 

(Booker)

Goodbye mid card buddies

I've got to go

To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof

 

(HHH)

Booker, Noooooo

You don't work WWE style

I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

I see a little potential in this man

 

(JR)

He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss

We can put him over Rico

 

(HHH)

Benoit works like lightning

Very, very frightened me

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio job him out

 

(Nash)

My knees won't goooooo

 

(Jericho)

I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me

 

(HHH)

He's just a jobber

Loses to the pedigree

Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see

 

(Jericho)

I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

 

(HHH)

I will not, Will not let you go

 

(Booker)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Benoit)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Guerrero)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

Never ever let you gooooo

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

 

(Angle)

An idea, An idea

Would be to let me go

 

(HHH)

This is not good you are a far superior worker to me

To me

To meeeeee

 

*Guitar solo*

 

(Booker)

So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes?

 

(Jericho)

So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

 

(All)

Oh Hunter

Can't do this to us Hunter

We're taking over

Taking right over the WWE

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

Oooooooooh

Buy Rates

Buy Rates

 

*more solo*

 

(Vince)

Hunter never mattered

He just didn't see

Money really matters

Money really matters

To me

 

(HHH)

Tell me where'd my job go?

 

*bong*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

BEST. POST. EVER!!!!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

(I suggest sending this to WWE's feedback, Scott Keith, AND Wrestlecrap. Spread this mofo! Fix some of the little problems once you get a chance to hear the song as you write it though)

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Heh I was thinking of sending it to SK, I'm sure best post ever is a tad exaggerated but thanks

 

It does need fixing up a bit mind so I'll prolly edit it sometime tonight

 

(anyone who enjoyed that and liked my comedy style might be interested in reading the kliquefather, pm me your e-mail if you're interested and i'll send ya a few episodes)

[Guest nikowwf]

I think this should be sung (posted) before all future Raw's instead of the national anthem.

 

Niko

[Guest Youth N Asia]

(Vince)

I see a little potential in this man

 

(JR)

He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss

We can put him over Rico

 

That was great..at first glance I thought this post would be awful...too bad there are no official WWE boards that this can get posted on

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

This and the Funaki/HBK post might be the two funniest things I've ever read on this board.

 

Kotzenjunge's post may not have been an exaggeration.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dude! It's SO not an exaggeration! When I saw the JR part, I just stopped right there and said "This is just the best damn wrestling-oriented post I've ever seen." Kinda like a friend of mine made me stop Akira one time right before Tetsuo and Kay fight on the Akira structure and a pipe crushes a supply truck to say: "Okay, this is the coolest movie ever. That did it."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest ManKinnd]

HOLY SHIT. Post of the decade.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Holy Shit. You Fucking Rule. I will second the post of the decade nomination.

 

I went and brought up the song on my computer and read along.

 

(Brock)

Taker, Oooooooh

Here is the F5

You might sell it by this time tomorrow

 

That part was awesome.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Good Jesus Lord that was fuckin great....the JR part MADE the whole song...

[Guest nikowwf]

(Jericho)

So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

You rule dude. Send this all over. Its funny to think one of the Raw guys could see this on the internet and let it get backstage. If you get it on some major sites, chances are it will.

 

Niko

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Since we're pointing out favorite parts, mine was:

 

(HHH)

Benoit works like lightning

Very, very frightened me

[Guest chirs3]

(Jericho)

I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

 

(HHH)

I will not, Will not let you go

 

(Booker)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Benoit)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Guerrero)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

Never ever let you gooooo

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

 

(Angle)

An idea, An idea

Would be to let me go

 

(HHH)

This is not good you are a far superior worker to me

To me

To meeeeee

 

Brought tears to my eyes, man. Beautiful.

[Guest Mikey2Dope]

GENIUS. PURE F*CKIN' GENIUS! Man it's been awhile since I laughed that hard and you should send that to SK for sure. Be sure to send it over to the Real Deal over at Wrestlecrap: [email protected] . If there is anyone that would absolutely love that he would be the man.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Holy shit, that was fucking great. I had the voices of each wrestler sing their verses in my head and even air guitared the guitar solos in between. The image of a man like Brock Lesnar singing "Taker, Ooooh" had me LMDO.

 

This thing needs to be recorded in a studio, fast. Maybe we can get Jason Sensation to do it. Then will come the music video.

[Guest creativename]

You, sir, are DA SHIZNIT

 

If you are in a band, or are friends with members of a band, you should definitely try convincing them to try and record a portion of this. The only thing is it would be hard to imitate the voices; but if you can get a guy who's good at that, you might actually be able to make some money off this.

 

Seriously. It'll only take a couple backs to record a song and burn it on a CD; you can pimp it on message boards all over and ask the mods/reporters at various sites to mention this, they'll probably do it. You can add a couple more parody songs--I'm sure that with your creative genius, a few more wouldn't be hard to come up with Just make sure they're to classics like this, that everybody knows.

[Guest ftwdevils2469]

(HHH)

Momma, Just squashed a man

Put my knee against his head

And now his push is dead

LMAO

[Guest Eagan469]

excellent, just excellent

[Guest The Superstar]

I'll continue all the love to this song...it absolutely RULES!

[Guest Rob Edwards]

So this is how Bradshaw feels when he reads the Hoss I mean Ross report is it?!

 

Yeah I'm pimping it about a bit already, and I'll probably see what else I can come up with when I get the inspiration

 

The best part is I got paid for it Suckers!

[Guest Trivia247]

Wheres Haku with the Base

Lyrics

 

Im just a Poor Samoan No body loves me...

 

He's just a Poor Samoan From a Large Samoan Family

 

headbutting life cuz he's a Monstrosity!

 

thats just spiff balling.

[Guest NazMistry]

Simply Amazing.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

That is an awesome post.

[Guest T®ITEC]

An awesome post that I am forever keeping a copy of on my hard drive.

[Guest Anglesault]

I just listened to the song wile reading it. Oh My Fucking God, this is awesome!

[Guest Anglesault]

You should send it to Jericho.

 

And if he won't read fan mail, send it to lance Storm and ask him to show it to Jericho.

[Guest Ram]

Tuesday News:

Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I guess we could call this BoHHHemian Rhapsody.

 

*does the Mick Foley fake laugh*

 

It would be funny if Jericho were to ever read this. No telling what he would say or do.

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

omg! this brought me to tears. copyright this mofo now!

 

"Tuesday News:

Lance Storm apparently has heat backstage with Triple H for posting some sort of Triple H-bashing fan-editted song on the locker room door last night on RAW. However, it seems as though that, overnight, Lance Storm has become the most popular wrestler in the backstage area. More news on this to come.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com"

 

well, i guess the song made it backstage! ROTFLMAO

[Guest midnight_burn]

Hilarious, great work.