WWE-ian Rhapsody

[Guest Muzz]

Oh man, so need Queen to sing that... even if they didn't understand it.

 

Some of it flowed so well, I loved it.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You rival Bob Barron's "Beautiful Day" with that one. That is great, especially with the song playing.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Um, kinda hard for queen to sing it in the same vain of it being hard for Nirvana to make another song. You know, the whole dead issue.

[Guest EMAXSAUN]

lol!

 

u should sent it over to weird al

[Guest deadbeater]

Excellent parody. Simply excellent.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

This is why we need an archive section

[Guest Ray]

Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE. Please sing along! The brackets indicate who's singing which bit!

 

 

(HHH)

Do I control life?

Or just WWE

 

(Undertaker)

Caught in the Last Ride

No escape from jobbing to me

 

(Jericho)

Open my eyes

Look up at the lights and see

I'm just a jobber

I get no push you see

It was easy come

Easy go

I was high

Now I'm low

 

(Undertaker)

Any move my opponent throws

Will not be sold by me

by me

 

(HHH)

Momma, Just squashed a man

Put my knee against his head

And now his push is dead

 

(Jericho)

Main eventing, it had just begun

But Hunters gone and taken it away

 

(Brock)

Taker, Oooooooh

Here is the F5

You might sell it by this time tomorrow

 

(Vince)

What's going on, Whats going on?

My whole fed is in tatters

 

(Jeff Hardy)

Too late

My time has gone

All those bumps compressed my spine

Now it's aching all the time

 

(Booker)

Goodbye mid card buddies

I've got to go

To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof

 

(HHH)

Booker, Noooooo

You don't work WWE style

I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

I see a little potential in this man

 

(JR)

He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss

We can put him over Rico

 

(HHH)

Benoit works like lightning

Very, very frightened me

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio

Oh Stephio job him out

 

(Nash)

My knees won't goooooo

 

(Jericho)

I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me

 

(HHH)

He's just a jobber

Loses to the pedigree

Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see

 

(Jericho)

I've been high I've been low, will you let me go?

 

(HHH)

I will not, Will not let you go

 

(Booker)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Benoit)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

I will not I will not let you go

 

(Guerrero)

Let me go

 

(HHH)

Never ever let you gooooo

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me

 

(Angle)

An idea, An idea

Would be to let me go

 

(HHH)

This is not good you are a far superior worker to me

To me

To meeeeee

 

*Guitar solo*

 

(Booker)

So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes?

 

(Jericho)

So you think you can squash me and leave me to die?

 

(All)

Oh Hunter

Can't do this to us Hunter

We're taking over

Taking right over the WWE

 

*Guitar Solo*

 

(Vince)

Oooooooooh

Buy Rates

Buy Rates

 

*more solo*

 

(Vince)

Hunter never mattered

He just didn't see

Money really matters

Money really matters

To me

 

(HHH)

Tell me where'd my job go?

 

*bong*

 

This belongs in the classic threads forum.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE

 

Unless, by "this morning" you meant October 2002 I don't think you are telling the truth.

[Guest JHawk]

Due to being bored at work this morning I decided to rewrite Queens Bohemian Rhapsody to suit the WWE

 

Unless, by "this morning" you meant October 2002 I don't think you are telling the truth.

Check the date of the first post. It's late-September 2002.

[Guest bravesfan]

The original post came before it was posted on tOA's forum.

 

EDIT: Umm, yeah, what Hawk said.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Does my point still stand?

 

Either way, it's an awesome parody.

[Guest tank_abbott]

Boo Hiss, Robert Edwards taking credit for others work, and I'm 90% sure that was already on WCrap.com a few weeks ago...

 

Seriously, as a guy who likes writing song parodies, stealing someone's work like this sickens me.

[Guest Austin3164life]

That was fuckin' amazing, I started singing it as I read along. Someone NEEDS to make a mp3 of this somewhere. Put this in the TSM Classics folder down the line.

[Guest BifEverchad]

Boo Hiss, Robert Edwards taking credit for others work, and I'm 90% sure that was already on WCrap.com a few weeks ago...

 

Seriously, as a guy who likes writing song parodies, stealing someone's work like this sickens me.

Damn right. I agree......

 

Playing it off as if it was his own. He should be ashamed. Especially after EVERYONE was sucking his cock over it.

 

Pssshhh..

 

 

 

Bif

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

I'm sure I read this in SK's mailbag and at wrestlecrap's mailbag last year.

[Guest bravesfan]

Boo Hiss, Robert Edwards taking credit for others work, and I'm 90% sure that was already on WCrap.com a few weeks ago...

 

Seriously, as a guy who likes writing song parodies, stealing someone's work like this sickens me.

 

LOOK AT THE ORIGINAL DATE THAT ROB EDWARDS MAKES THIS POST.

 

September 27th, 2002.

 

Someone just bumped it a few hours ago so that it may go in the "Classics Forum", but the thread is 8 MONTHS OLD.

[Guest tank_abbott]

*Looks at Feet* "ramble ramble ramble" *runs away*

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Bah I'm sure it's more shameful trying to take AWAY credit for someones work my freinds, but yeah I did lie, I actually wrote it the night before I posted and only typed it up that morning

 

Shame on me!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Classics. It ended up posted everywhere, this deserves it.

[Guest Dazed]

If you want something to be considered for Classicsing, can you PM a mod or admin, instead of bumping a 14 month old thread, please.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I wanted others to see it who haven't before, in order to gauge public opinion of its classic or non-classic nature.

[Adam 0]

I hadn't seen this before, and I'm glad I did. Thanks Kotz. Oh, and you are so right, Classic Thread.

[TheFranchise 0]

I wanted others to see it who haven't before.

I hadn't seen it, and i'm glad i did

[Slingshot Suplex 0]

If something from a year and a half ago needed/deserved to be bumped....this was it.

 

I remember someone sent it to scotsman at the time too and it was posted there.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

One of the funniest posts I have ever read. Glad I finally got to.

 

MY KNEES WON'T GOOO!!!!

[Guest Anglesault]

Easy classic.

[k thx 0]

Classic