ASS KISSERS OF THE WEEK!

[Guest Suicide King]

Chilly Chilly Bang Bang, with their creative yet lovely homage to the Suicide King. Since I'm not done grading yet and I don't know who will win, I am doing my part to insure that everyone out there gets to see this gem...

 

Riley: “Stow it, Mark. Where was I…? Yes… These two have been tearing it up in the SWF ever since winning the belts from Chris Raynor and Edwin MacPhisto a while back and, tonight, they defend their belts against the ‘Underpants King’ Ash Ketchum, and ‘He Was Finally Bumped? Really? You’re Kidding, Right? You’re Not? Wow.’ Xero.”

 

Stevens: “Indeed, Booby, indeed. However, you DID forget to note the lack of defenses that these two have put up as this will be their first actual ‘battle for the belts’ in roughly a month.”

 

Riley: “Well, you can blame THAT on lack of competition. Even now, their most challenging foes contain a pedophile obsessed with electric muskrats and a man who was in the JL longer than Suicide King can last in bed.”

 

Beautiful.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

(Y) ....I mean...just... (Y)

[Guest Suicide King]

However, then they lose 5,000,000 points for resurrecting this embarassing affair...

 

Stevens: “GOOD FUN!? He could have injured the man before the match even got underway for Christ’s sake!”

 

Riley: “I’m sure he’d donate some money to whatever hospital Ash were to stay in if such a thing happened.”

 

Stevens: “That’s about as likely as Suicide King stabbing a shovel through a power line while digging up a basketball hoop.”

 

Riley: “…”

 

Stevens: “…”

 

Riley: “…”

 

Stevens: “…”

 

Riley: “…”

 

 

It's shame that CCBB are going to lose their belts.

[Secret Agent 0]

What i don't get an award for my ass kissing on wrath, King?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Damn me for not boycotting any of TNT's jokes. The man's a regular Shecky Green. King, I promise to put you totally over in our next match by having you expertly erect an entire basketball court to rival the old Boston Garden.

[Guest Suicide King]

That just may go into my sig, Frost. Well done.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

(Y) @ the Boston Garden. (N) @ the Fleetcenter, aka the piece of shit that replaced the greatest basketball/hockey arena in the country. That is all. Oh yeah, King rocks the party that rocks the body. Carry on.

[Guest redbaron51]

....

 

i feel like Jericho, just getting screwed over by the Kliq

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Wow, I both WIN and LOSE for our team in the SAME DAY? I RULE!

[Guest redbaron51]

um impressive? or just ironic