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Guest Kinetic
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Man. Just reading those spoilers was more entertaining than Raw was this week.

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Guest Mulatto Heat
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Plus, Cena + Velocity = YES

Heh. And he wins via something OTHER than a rollup. I'm surprised the world didn't end.

 

I hope the actual belts for the Smackdown tag titles look good, I really do (especially since the IC belt is going... sniff). I'm also hoping for a Angle/Benoit vs. Los Guerreros final. I'm tempted in taking the AS route and say that it's a waste having four great workers fight each other, but really, is there anything else better for them to do? Not really.

 

Oh, and MATT PINS TAKER. Jeff gets punished directly and indirectly! :lol:

Guest evenflowDDT
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Why did Billy & Chuck job?

I'm guessing to establish the new team of D-Von/Faarooq. It'll be interesting to see those two together since, although they're capable singles wrestlers, they really only work well in tag teams.

Guest eirejmcmahon
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Hopefully Taker will put some effort into the HiaC match, but I've a horrible feeling that he's going to fuck Brock off the top of the thing and pin him, to put him over in that oh-so-special way that Taker can.

 

Benoit/Angle vs Edge/Rey as the finals to the tag tournament then ?

 

After the events of last week, and the rumblings about the Smackdown tag belts, I thought we'd see Benoit/Angle vs Edge/Eddie.

Guest Goodear
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I don't like Eddie/Chavo and D'Von/Faarooq both going over today since we're then pretty much assured that either Angle/Benoit goes out in the first round (bleh) or we'll have a another heel/heel matchup (double bleh). It would have been much better to advance Billy and Chuck since they've had consistanty good matches for like 3 strait months in a row now. Honestly, D'Von and Faarooq are midcarders now and shouldn't be going over B&C before they've had a chance to work together for a bit. My brackets would have been...

 

Eddie/Chavo

Rikishi/Henry --- Eddie/Chavo

 

Billy & Chuck

D'Von & Faarooq --- Billy & Chuck

 

Edge & Rey

Noble & Tajiri --- Edge & Rey

 

Angle & Benoit

Holly & Cena --- Angle & Benoit

 

Second round sees The Guerreros and Edge and Rey going to the finals and The Guerrero's taking the final... Frees up Angle and Benoit for other things at No Mercy, without having to wait for the tag champs to break up.

Guest nikowwf
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HIAC is a good idea ONLY because it allows Brock to beat Taker in Taker's match. It puts him over strong. If he's going to be champ, let him be a strong champ.

 

I'm thinking Rey/Edge vs. Eddy/Chavo & Benoit vs. Angle at the PPV.

 

NiKo

Guest Anglesault
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I love how they make Angle to look like a total tool in the way of losing. What kind of moron hits himself in the head with a chair? Why, that stupid SMALL~! Midcard fella!

Guest Anglesault
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Wouldn't you just love to see this booking meeting?

 

Vince: Angle and Benoit are getting over. We can not allow this. They're SMALL~! Plus, they are completely overshadowing The Useless Wonder. Any ideas?

 

HHH: I can show up on Smackdown-uh and beat them oth in a handicapped match-uh with the sleeper-uh. ::poses, spits water::

 

Vince: No, you're doing that to Booker and RVD this wekk, Hunter.

 

Steph: We can make them my lotion boys!

 

Vince: Steph, I'm afraid they'll kill you if you try that.

 

Pat: How about we make them ambiguously gay?

 

::The whole room sighs::

 

Vince: I've got it! We'll job Angle to Edge AGAIN with the spear, just to prove to everyone that Angle isn't in Edge's league!

 

Steph: Oh, and we can do that spot where idiot Angle hits himself with a chair!

 

HHH: What about Benoit-uh? ::Poses, spits water::

 

Shane: Yo Yo Yo Yo Dawg, how bout we job him to that flyboy Rey Rey again!

 

Stephanie: And then I can make an announcement where they have to team next week, so hilarity can ensue and they'll lose to John Cena and Edge!

 

Vince: This is all good, but it needs something. They don't look totally useless yet.

 

::Heyman enters the room::

 

Heyman: Brock needs an oxygen tank. He just passed out after walking out of his car.

 

Vince: Hey Paul, how do you think we can humiliate Angle and Benoit?

 

Heyman: Put Justin Credible over them!

 

Whole Room: WHO?

 

Heyman: I guess we could just have Brock lay them both out at the same time...

 

Vince: That's it! Those SMALL~! guys will never dare to get over again!

Guest cabbageboy
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I agree. I keep hearing how they wanna have Angle main event WM....but HOW???? The guy has jobbed to Edge and looked like a bitch six ways from Sunday. And Benoit beat his ass recently as well. I'm sorry but a guy maining WM should be unstoppable, or at least over in some ungodly way (Rocky). Angle is neither right now.

 

"HIAC should not be used in feuds that have lasted for two months by the time the match happens."

 

That's a funny quote, it really is. The original UT/Shawn match was a feud that spanned from August to October 1997, so that is in fact two montsh.

 

I don't recall any particular issue UT and Mankind had leading into the 1998 HIAC, but since they had so many matches in the past we'll allow this one to be the blowoff of a 3 year on and off feud.

 

UT/Bossman had no real issue at all going in that I care to remember.

 

Cactus/HHH HIAC was a blowoff of a two month feud as well...started in January and ended in Feb. I don't count the previous Foley/HHH matches here because Foley previously fought him as Mankind.

Guest Anglesault
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This HIAC will suck most likely, but worst ever? Come on.........Big Bossman's was beyond horrible. And lest we forget he was lynched at the end? Oh, and does Kennel in a Cell match count? Bossman's got two stinkers for Brock/Taker to try and beat. Don't worry, I'm sure Taker will do his damnedest to make this match bad.

Taker/Mankind was the worst HiaC, by far.

Guest bob_barron
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Ummm Anglesault-

Did you see Bossman v. Taker?

 

Match quality aside Taker v. Mankind made HIAC "THE gimmick match" and if it wasn't for that match HIAC may not have the aura it has today.

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Austin/Kane wasn't anything to write home about either.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Austin v. Kane was a first blood match where the cage lowered and was raised a couple times.

 

I wouldn't call it a HIAC match though

Guest Anglesault
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Ummm Anglesault-

Did you see Bossman v. Taker?

 

Match quality aside Taker v. Mankind made HIAC "THE gimmick match" and if it wasn't for that match HIAC may not have the aura it has today.

As bad as Bossman/Taker was, it was a match. Taker/Mankind was bumps and standing around.

Guest bob_barron
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Taker v. Mankind was a match though-

 

They did so some brawling, which I didn't think was all that bad

Guest Anglesault
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Taker Mankind was

 

climb up top

 

throw off.

 

stretcher

 

climb up top

 

throw through

 

stall

 

weak brawling.

 

Thumbtacks

 

claw

 

chokeslam

 

tombstone.

 

Nah, that sucked.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I liked it though.

 

But I think we're both in agreement that HIAC will suck.

 

Tazz: Brock with a bearhug!

Cole: In this cell- the bearhug has much more of an effect. I mean a bearhug in the cell is just damnit Tazz.

Tazz: My friend Joey Numbahs told me in the cell you can get your finger caught in there

Guest HartFan86
Posted
Oh man, this looks sweet. I don't see the point of working the hand as there's now no way Undertaker will sell it. At least you had a shot with the ribs, buddy.

I can only think if his hand is busted, no chokeslam.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

so what then, Tombstone PileDriver?

Posted

Undertaker's not winning, so why does it matter. Of course this will make it harder for Undertaker to get two falls off the chokeslam while the ref is knocked out.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Why did Billy & Chuck job?

I'm guessing to establish the new team of D-Von/Faarooq. It'll be interesting to see those two together since, although they're capable singles wrestlers, they really only work well in tag teams.

At this point, Farooq is far from capable in any capacity. And nice to see that a guy who has a match every 3 months & a mid-card jobber go over the most established team in the tag ranks :rolleyes:

 

And Angle loses to Edge *twice* in one match?

Guest Anglesault
Posted
And Angle loses to Edge *twice* in one match?

To establish Angle as useless.

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted

Yeah, Angle is really being made out to look useless. All that TV time. All the match time. All those promo's and backstage segments. How many times in the last 2-3 months has Angle Main Evented Smackdown and even SD House Shows?

 

Talk about being made to look useless.

Guest Anglesault
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Yeah, Angle is really being made out to look useless. All that TV time. All the match time. All those promo's and backstage segments. How many times in the last 2-3 months has Angle Main Evented Smackdown and even SD House Shows?

 

Talk about being made to look useless.

How many of said matches has he actually WON?

 

Anyone that is booked to hit themselves in the head with a chair is booked to look like an incompetant boob.

Posted

"How many of said matches has he actually WON?"

 

And who's keeping track besides you?

Guest FeArHaVoC
Posted
Anyone that is booked to hit themselves in the head with a chair is booked to look like an incompetant boob.

Like it or not, Angle is a Comedy Character. I see no problem with this. I'm sure the other 25-29 minutes of the match he looked great.

 

/Rant/

Btw, I'm getting really fuckin' sick of signing in and out. Almost everytime I click on something this comes up...

 

"Sorry, an error occured. If you are unsure on how to use a feature, or don't know why you got this error message, try looking through the help files for more information.

 

The error returned was:

 

Sorry, you are not permitted to use this board"

 

/Rant over/

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I had that problem for a while, can't really help you.

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