SJL Crimson Card - Saturday, March 2nd

[Guest ErekT2k]

*start sarcasm*

 

Gee Annie, being your dark horse makes me feel so much better....

 

*end orgasm*

 

But seriously, why can't I be the white horse? Better yet, why the hell am I an animal who gets spanked at race courses?! Why can't I be a bird?

 

 

"Erek doesn't like spankings..... unless they're from Annie. "

[Guest crusen86]

I checked his stats before, and someone's changed them. Chill, yo.

[Guest Low Brass]

Blarg.

 

Sorry for the outburst, I've just been kinda having a bad day and stuff, so I had to get the anger out somewhere.  That little bit of yelling began the release of tensions, followed by 3 hours of playing Pikmin on my trusty ol' Gamecube.  I'm fine now.    phew...  Meh, well, I guess I should get to the match and what not

 

-Low Brass

 

-ugh...

[Guest Thoth]

You kids and your GameCubes.  Upgrade to the power of PS2!

[Guest Spider_Nekura]

I THOUGHT WE KICKED HIM OUT? - send to...uh...crusen86

Wicked Style vs. ...Johnny Generic?

- Uh...yeah...

 

THE BIG MAN IS BACK! - send to HVilleThugg

The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

WORD LIMIT: 2928

- Bah to the Reaper. Kojack wins.

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP - send to Suicide King

Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

GUEST REFEREE: Shawn Brody!

- Ordonez. His reward? A hellacious, Clan-tastic beating at the hands of The Fallen Angel. So says the Clan.

 

THEY'RE GONNA WRITE THIS TIME, I SWEAR!  TRIPLE THREAT - send to Zero_Cool

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

- Mafia.

 

KETCHUM'S CHOICE EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH - send to Zero_Cool

Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum

- Taylor.

 

Xero vs. Flexxx - send to HvilleThugg

WORD LIMIT: 5002

- Xero wins this time.

 

Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade - send to crusen86

WORD LIMIT: 5003

- Eclectic. She r0><0rZ.

 

MAIN EVENT - send to Suicide King

K-Os vs. Low Brass

WORD LIMIT: 5005

- K-Os owns all. He does the Clan proud.

[Guest Low Brass]

phew!  Match finished.

 

Gamecube owns Playstation 2.

[Guest WarMachine]

I THOUGHT WE KICKED HIM OUT?

Wicked Style vs. ...Johnny Generic?

- Generic owns

 

THE BIG MAN IS BACK!

The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Kojack.

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

GUEST REFEREE: Shawn Brody!

- MVS

 

THEY'RE GONNA WRITE THIS TIME, I SWEAR!  TRIPLE THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

- No prediction.

 

KETCHUM'S CHOICE EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum

- Ash

 

Xero vs. Flexxx

- Flexxx.

 

Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade

- Sorry 'Gade.

 

MAIN EVENT

K-Os vs. Low Brass

- K-Os

[Guest Chaos]

I THOUGHT WE KICKED HIM OUT?

Wicked Style vs. ...Johnny Generic?

Anybody with a name like Johnny HAS to win.  He just has to.......... plus he's against WS.

 

THE BIG MAN IS BACK!

The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

Reaper was cool before.  Is he now?  ............uh........... yes.  He wins.

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

GUEST REFEREE: Shawn Brody!

I think Ced will take this one.

 

THEY'RE GONNA WRITE THIS TIME, I SWEAR!  TRIPLE THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

Anyone of these guys could win it.  But I like NBK best.  His name has initials, and initials are sweet.

 

KETCHUM'S CHOICE EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum

Erek is Euro champ for a reason.  I don't know that reason but he'll win anyway.

 

Xero vs. Flexxx

Two guys with X in their names.  Xtreme.  FlexXx with the V for victory.

 

Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade

No comment.

 

MAIN EVENT

K-Os vs. Low Brass

Once I saw LB say "Match finished"....... I knew I was screwed.  Unless my 1500 word match is better than I think.  Which it isn't.  *Shrugs*

[Guest]

Predictions!

 

 

Wicked Style vs. Johnny Generic

Johnny Generic

 

 

 

The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

Kojack

 

 

Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

Ced Ordonez

 

 

 

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

NBK Josh Tupper

 

Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum

 

Xero vs. Flexxx

Xero

 

Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade

Renegade

 

K-Os vs. Low Brass

Low Brass

 

 

GameCube: King of all gaming systems!

 

 

PS2 and X-Box can burn in hell!!

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Predictions from a guy whose too lazy to return...I'll be back...sometime...

 

I THOUGHT WE KICKED HIM OUT?

Wicked Style vs. ...Johnny Generic?

- Didn't kick WS out? Ah well. Gneric totally reeks of awsomeness, thus he beats Style. Of course...there's always the threat of a...double no show, which I think no one has mentioned yet. So yeah. I think they both no-show.

 

Winner: Mr. G

 

THE BIG MAN IS BACK!

The Dark Reaper vs. Kojack

- Reaper owns j00! He's going to maul Kojack.

 

Winner: The Reaper

 

TV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Ced Ordonez vs. Mike Van Siclen

GUEST REFEREE: Shawn Brody!

- Hmm...MVS is good...but I think that Ced is better.

 

Winner: Ced Ordonez

 

THEY'RE GONNA WRITE THIS TIME, I SWEAR!  TRIPLE THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

- Ahh...well...tough choice. Mafia has been on a roll latley, so Mafia takes this one.

 

Winner: Mafia

 

KETCHUM'S CHOICE EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Erek Taylor vs. Ash Ketchum

- Um...Ash. I don't know.

 

Winner: Ash

 

Xero vs. Flexxx

- Xero is good, and he's yet to win a match. If Xero writes his best, he's going to pull this one off without a doubt.

 

Winner: Xero

 

Annie Eclectic vs. Renegade

Hm...well...I would have to say good 'ol 'Gade.

 

Winner: Renegade

 

MAIN EVENT

K-Os vs. Low Brass

- See below...

 

Once I saw LB say "Match finished"....... I knew I was screwed.  Unless my 1500 word match is better than I think.  Which it isn't.  *Shrugs*

 

This remark by K-Os seals this match's fate.

 

Winner: Low Brass will kick j00' ass!

[Guest WarMachine]

THEY'RE GONNA WRITE THIS TIME, I SWEAR!  TRIPLE THREAT

Thomas "Tom Cat" Menias vs. NBK Josh Tupper vs. Mafia

- Ahh...well...tough choice. Mafia has been on a roll latley, so Mafia takes this one.

 

Winner: Mafia

True, Myers. I've been racking up a few wins these past couple of weeks. Problem is, they've all come from no-shows. Insane Luchador. Flexxx. Folgore (I think). And a couple more I'm probably forgetting at the moment. A win is a win though.