Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I'm 6'0", though. Of the WWE cruisers, I think only the Hardy Boyz and the Hurricane are that tall.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 For some reason, I take great pride in being just below six feet tall. Makes me the king of the Five Footers. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I'm 6'5" and about 270, so I'm definitely a BUBBA TOUGH HOSS, BAH GAWD~!
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I'm kind of curious about what you guys expect me to look like.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Note to self: Do not piss off DrTom. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I'm 6'5" and about 270, so I'm definitely a BUBBA TOUGH HOSS, BAH GAWD~! and you look like John Daly. Dr. Tom defines hoss.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 He does? "How often do you drink, John?" "Daily." Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Har Har. He said he did in some other thread.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Well, even if I'm not the most handsome or the biggest guy(height and girth-wise, of course), my ass still owns all of you. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Tom also said he looked like Alex Lifeson, which, along with John Daly, made me suspect he was a blonde, doughy guy. It appears I was right. So...what do you people think I look like?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I really have no idea. I want to think you look like a lumberjack also. Derrrrrrr, I wonder what Dames and Alina look like???? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I'm now holding off getting my picture online until the meeting. Then, for anyone so inclined, they can photograph us and put it on the internet. Oh, and I suspect we will see once and for all that pinnacle is not the playa he says he is.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Weighing in at a grand total of about 140 after Thanksgiving dinner, I'm about as far from being a hoss as one could be. I now know that Kotz weighs more than I do and it would take two of me to make one Dr. Tom. Even Spike Dudley outweighs me. Damn genetics. Oh, and I picture the Pinnacle being black. Black with chiseled features and a strong jaw, kind of like a Greek god. I have no clue what Incandenza looks like, but I bet he's thin and bald.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kinetic: THE ANTI-HOSS~! I know some girls who would absolutely love your waifish physique. I picture Pinnacle as a finely sculpted black man as well. Wait, he's coming too? And a group picture is a given. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Some girls do enjoy a thin man and I'm fairly handsome, so it all balances out. Unfortunately for me these last several years, most females in my area of Texas prefer the beefy cowboy type. I can't compete.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I ask this because I'm listening to the original version of "Rocky Top Tennessee"... Neither of you guys mind bluegrass, do you? Because I loves me some good ol' banjo strumming. Also, it'll help us get there faster, as some bluegrass is perfect chase/racing music. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 If there's a situation in which we're being chased by a foul-mouthed Jackie Gleason, I wouldn't mind some banjo music.
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 He said he did [look like John Daly] in some other thread. Actually, other people have said that. There's certainly a good resemblance; I'm not going to deny that. My hair is a little darker than his, though (I had that kind of platinum blond hair up until about age 20, but it's darkened a few shades in the eight years since), and the last time I saw him, his paunch was more ample than mine. On the flip side, we both share a screw-the-world scowl, and I fucking WISH I could hit a golf ball like he can. Hell, I'd take 1/4 of his ability on the links. It's getting difficult to cram "a lack of ability" in the little box labeled "HDCP," after all. I guess it's not a bad comparison, really. And since I don't have any recent photos scanned, anyone looking for me in DC will be able to find me by looking for a tall chap resembling John Daly.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Yeah well, all this talk about appearances...funny stuff...well all be calling each other by our SMB names and not our real names...which will be very funny indeed oh yeah, and im more handsome than all of you...or at least 80%, if you believe that stupid ratings website hotnot or something. I need a drink now...
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I have no clue what Incandenza looks like, but I bet he's thin and bald. You're half right (but the baldness is by choice, not of the male pattern variety). I outweigh you by 30+ pounds.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 That would put you in my area of weight, and at your height... hmm, you're about as big as I am. Except bald. (runs his fingers through his hair, finds a nest of small birds in it) I need to stop doing drugs, dammit. Now I'm seeing things! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 With the winter months ahead, I may grow my hair back a little. I dunno, maybe I'll still be sporting the skinhead look come December.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You could always grow it out, then cut or shave it and put the cuttings on your face like a beard. Damn you're smooth. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Some Guy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 What do you guys think I look like?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Your avatar. No lie. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Some Guy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Actually I'm 6'2", 175, with short brown hair and I swicth between a full beard, at goatee, and just a little patch under my bottom lip and I always have sideburns. So I don't look like Flair. Plus I don't wear fancy robes.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Plus I don't wear fancy robes Why not? More people should.
Guest Some Guy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Possibly so, but I'm not most people. I don;t even own a bath robe. Robes just aren't my thing.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Shoot man, I love my robe! I am a king! actually SG is probably the closest fellow to my look as anyone around here i mean, were both jericho phreaks too
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 So what kind of clothes does everyone wear, if there is a lack of robes? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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