Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Well, I curse like a sailor anyway, and I'd like for you to refrain from the nudity in my presence anyway. Since it'll be December and I'm a big fan of cold weather(thus the heat will never go on in my car, ever, and I may even put the top down), I'd advise to stay at least partially clothed. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Curses! As someone who's lived in Texas for the last two years and as a result is not accustomed to cold weather, I'm going to have to request that you *not* put the top down. I'm sure our Floridian friend would agree.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Do you have any idea how much of a relief I consider the winter to be after the sauna that Charleston is between April and mid-October? I'll refrain from putting the top down, but if I see you stripping in the backseat, the mother's going down and your ass will freeze. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Hey, no need to worry about that. I go to the swimming pool in a full-body wetsuit for a reason.
Guest Kingpk Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I just want someone to record this "meeting of the minds." Fuck Road Rules, this will be 100x more entertaining.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Either of you two have a video camera? I don't have one myself. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 No camera here. A shame, really, as I'm awfully entertaining when wasted, which I plan on being for most of the trip.
Guest B-X Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I'm an hour south of Raleigh on U.S 1, but I dont believe I will be travelling out of state for a meeting anytime soon. If the NC peeps want to meet up in NC, I am all for it.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I've got a video camera... I think you're right, this would be kinda insane, off the hizzle so to speak I'd say that we all crash in one or two adjoining rooms, like the hotel would ever find out I'd also be partial to DC, because I've driven up there before in a day *through really bad weather too* and I know the city fairly well. What I'm thinking is that J can make it to the Atl the night before and crash at my pad, and he and I can drive out the next morning to DC from there... Anyways, anyone got a list of all those involved?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 DC is way too fuckin' far. No way my blue shitbox would make it.
Guest Some Guy Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 I'll never let a filthy CONSERVATIVE~! in my car!! KEEP YOUR FASCIST ASS OUTTA BLACK MANTA~! Just kidding. Maybe we'll catch you at the second one, because I'm sure as hell not driving all the way to Boston. Damn, I am in love with the TILDEX~! today. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge DISCRIMINATION~! Boston sucks in December anyways, it's fucking cold and snowy and stuff, plus I would never be able to get work off the week before X-Mas. That's the biggest time of the yera for bakeries, I usually don't get a day off from the 20-25th. Then it's clean up and reorganization on the 27th and then New Years, which I will hopefully get off this year, I had to go to Nova Scotia to get the day off last year. In 2000 my boss' wife tracked me down at my friend's house and made me come in because some bitch (who I later got fired) called in "sick." I hate the holidays. Maybe during the summer, Kotz your hatred of conservatives will be welcomed with open arms in the "People's Republic of Massachusetts."
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 "East Yemen... isn't that a democracy?" "Its full name is The People's Democratic Republic of East Yemen." "Oh, so it's a communist dictatorship."
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 So who's going to this shindig and what's supposed to go down?
Guest bob_barron Posted October 5, 2002 Report Posted October 5, 2002 Anyway of doing a Canadian Alliance convention?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 From what I can gather Pinnacle, It's going to be at least myself, Incandenza, Kinetic, DrTom, Alina, and probably Marney since she lives there anyway. For actual activities, all I know is I'm showing everyone the "NO POBO!!" lady, and Kinetic is going to try and get naked with Alina. Incandenza will try to molest another ALF doll in BLACK MANTA~!, which I will throw him out of the car for doing, and Marney will rip my face off and eat it the moment I say anything liberal. Oh, and hopefully this will all be on video in some form. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Incandenza will try to molest another ALF doll in BLACK MANTA~!, which I will throw him out of the car for doing I'll keep my perversions out of the Manta, but I'm sure I'll do my Juventud Guerrea impersonation at whatever motel we stay at, so there should DEFINITELY be a video camera on hand for that.
Guest Leena Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 If Kinetic even thinks of bukkake with me.......
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 ... he's on crack. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Oh, listen. That bukkake thing was all a joke. I would never do something that depraved or perverse. Unless you're in to that sort of thing, that is. Then I'm very flexible. I find the fact that there are already countless references to male nudity in two pages of this thread a little off-putting.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Hell, you started it. Or did Incandenza start it, asking me to wear clothes if we shared a room? Either way, it's not my fault. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Well thank god I'm on the other side of the country.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Um, why? Even if it was on the west coast, you could just not go. Is the idea of these people all in one place at once really that frightening to people who won't be attending? Actually, I can see why it'd be frightening after Incandenza said he'd do his Juvi impression... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Leena Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 It is frightening, very frightening, but you only live once.
Guest MrRant Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Actually it was the Alf thing. Wrestlemania hopefully will be a get together
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Sheeeeeeet, boy. I'm not going all the way to Seattle. The soonest I see myself going to a Wrestlemania would be XXI, because there's no way I'd be able to snag a ticket for MSG. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 I know APO is planning on coming this way. Brian is around. CWM could make it if he drives down from BC.
Guest Leena Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 I wouldn't go to WM if it was in my backyard.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 I think if they held Wrestlemania in my back yard, I'd be tempted to go. As long as I got my favored lawn chair and the stupid dog was tied to something.
Guest treble charged Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 This past WrestleMania was approximately 3 1/2 hours from my house, and I didn't go. Instead, I went to SmackDown 2 nights later. Shorter trip, cheaper seats ($50 for 2nd row), and I got to see X-Pac join the nWo. Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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