The what happened to my crappy match thread.

[Guest Drew_K]

Ladies and gentlemen, upon being informed by Suicide King that he had recieved nothing, and being told 'Just send me anything' I took seven hours (Of laziness) and came up with the following, assuming it would mean I would get the no-show win that I didn't really care either way about. But some people urged me to post it, so here it is.

 

 

A match in haikus. By CIA.

 

The crowd, it erupts.

As CIA does appear.

Ready for his match.

 

Next they boo aloud.

As Funyon says 'Mercury!'.

And soon the bell rings.

 

Collar and Elbow.

A tie up to begin it.

Mercury's speed wins.

 

Around to waistlock.

Throws the Canadian high.

The Tazzmission-plex!

 

CIA rises.

Merc rushes in to attack.

Drop Toe Hold, hit mat.

 

Both men on their feet.

Mercury rushes once more.

CIA chops. WHOO!!!!

 

Stevens is happy.

Riley gets very angry.

And says something gay.

 

Match draws onward still.

Lots of crazy wrestling action.

Ends with Air Canada.

 

The crowd, they love it.

CIA gets one, two, three.

What a reaction.

 

Stay tuned, Stevens says.

Blow me, Riley does reply.

Strange looks. Fade to black.

 

 

So there it is.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"This isn't some artsy-fartsy, beatnik poetry reading punk.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Ace309]

This isn't some artsy-fartsy, beatnik poetry reading punk.

 

Shit... what am I supposed to do with this beret?!

[Guest Suicide King]

Well, I sent it in CIA. It was a winner to me.