SWF Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Stupid lazy Thugg.

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: Oct. 7, 2002

Arena: The Alltel arena in Little Rock, Arkansas!

Due date: Oct. 7, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

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HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

- After dominating the tag team division, Frost and TNT will be competing in singles matches on Smarkdown. Ced won the hardcore title without actually beating the champ. Will he prove he’s worthy of the belt by defeating the powerful Frost this Monday?

Match Description: Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Word Limit: 4500 words

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-Ooooh...you're in trouble, Ced. I can definitely see this leading into the Sacred/Jay Dawg situation we had a few moneths ago with both men holding the Tag and Singles belts.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

- Thoth has never liked the Magnificent 7 but how will he fare against it’s newest member, Mak Francis, who got his first big SWF win at Genesis?

Word Limit: 3000 words

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-Yeah Thoth.

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

- Following his partner’s lead, TNT accepts a singles challenge from Ash Ketchum (whom he defeated in tag team action 2 shows in a row).

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-TNT, I think.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

- After a match at Genesis and a 3-way on Storm, their issue still isn’t over. Expect Annie and Tod by the barrel-full in the coming weeks, as this is the first match out of a best of 5 series…for the SWF US title!

Match Description: Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts only count within the ring.

Word Limit: 4000 words

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-Wheee, I love this angle. Annie in this one, her being the Hardcore Queen and all that.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

- Sacred’s gearing up for a SWF heavyweight title match against Magnifico, but first he’ll try and demoralize the luchadore by beating his new Midnight Carnival recruit, CIA, senseless on Smarkdown. It’s a former British colony showdown…Australia vs. Canadia!

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-CARNIE PRIDE!

[Guest midnight_burn]

Here we go.

 

HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

-> Frost has come up short of winning the hardcore belt when Jay Dawg was champ, but i think the 3rd time will be a time as he manages to defeat Ced and become a double champ. Ced won't give up his first piece of SWF gold without a fight though.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-> Thoth picks up the victory here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

-> TNT has form on his side and is writing very well, i'll go with the Tag Champ to top the Poke Freak.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

-> Annie to win the 1st of the 5 matches here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-> Methinks Sacred is too good here, though CIA could pull out the upset.

[Guest Insanityman]

HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

~Frost.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

~I say Thoth.

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

~TNT.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

~I say Annie.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

~Well, I think Sacred wins. But CIA is perfectly capable of an upset.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I vote that the next show take place from the Kingdome in Fargo, North Dakota

 

HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

-I get my third hardcore title shot. Obviously hardcore is not something I do well, although I do think I'm good at coming up with odd and inventive spots and storylines. This is a real test for Ced to see if he's for real as the champ and I wish him luck and really hope he wins....well maybe I'm not hoping that much.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-A big test for Francis out of the blocks. While Mak looked impressive at Genesis, the no show on Storm did not help him much. Thoth is one of the guys that really needs to step up with all the recent retirements and while Mak could use the win here, Thoth needs it more and I think can pull it out on the bumpee.

WINNER: THOTH

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

-I see Frost running in on this one. I've got an idea for Ash and myself and I know where things are heading. This could be the match of the night and I've got to go with my partner, cause he's my partner.

WINNER: TNT

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

-Very cool idea in the best of five series. The first match seems to favor Annie and it would befit Tod as the face to always be fighting from behind.

WINNER: ANNIE

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-If CIA wins, it's huge for him and starts him off on a good foot as the Carnie leader. But Sacred is another guy that needs to step up with the retirements and logical booking says that CIA gets majorly cheated on and loses by a hair to make both men look good.

WINNER: SACRED

[Guest CED Ordonez]

HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

-No prediction, but Frost the Hoss better beware because I've got MATTITUDE~! *does that funky hand gesture he does* But Frost counters with his product conglomerate powers, so this will be interesting.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

-Thoth must die, so Mak...can also die. Really don't know what to make of this situation, but I'll do my basic prediction strategy. Winner is the player to my left, so Thoth.

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

-Ohhh...TNT and Ash. Tough call. How will I choose this one in creative fashion? *ties a note with Ash's name on one squirrel and a note with TNT's name on another* And...*whoosh* *SQUISH!*

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Wow, killed both of 'em with one swing. What are the odds? Well, we call this one a push.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

-TdK over AE. That is all.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

-Carnie love, so CIA in this battle.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

HARCORE TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez © vs. Frost

-I believe Frost is the best writer in the fed, however I think Ced wants this one more. Or maybe not...............I dunno.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Thoth vs. Mak Francis

- Deja Vu. Thoth defeats the upstart heel after Francis misses like 2,345,678 blind charges, succesfully breaking Ricky Steamboat's career record in just one match.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. Ash Ketchum

- TNT just got back from a five day vaction, and requested off from Smarkdown. But I'am sure he'll win with what he does best, a rushed thrown together match.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Tod deKindes

-Tod, because he writes funnier commentary.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. CIA

- This is the Main Event? A bumpee being fed to a vertern in the World Title hunt. I don't think CIA has a chance, not because of his writing but because it would look really bad if Sacred lost to a bumpee on the eve of his World Title push.