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Guest Kurt Cobain
Posted

I'm a Nirvana fan myself. I think Cobain was murdered also. Anyway, hope we can

be friends.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I was wondering when this person was going to start posting. I noticed it a couple of days ago.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kurt Cobain
Posted
I was wondering when this person was going to start

posting. I noticed it a couple of days ago.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Hey man. You seem cool. A friend named "Old Green Eyes" said he use to post

here, so I figured I would check out this place.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I SEEM cool? Pah. Read the fine print, son.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* is incredibly cool, and is the hero of everyone on the board except those indicated.

Guest Kurt Cobain
Posted

It would be funny if I had a fued with a registered member named Eddie Vedder

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

No, Axl Rose would be more entertaining.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kinetic
Posted

I can offer you a feud with a registered member named Metal Ed, who would no doubt be upset with your namesake driving a stake into the commercially-viable heart of the music he holds so dear.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

A Metal Ed hater? They exist? I say bring him out to battle this Kurt Cobain fellow, and then we can have the CWM/Kurt v. Ed/Kinetic tag match.

 

ROCKIN' THE CAGE, BAYBEE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kibagami
Posted

Just a quick note.

 

Kotzenjunge is not, in fact, my hero.

 

S.

Guest Kurt Cobain
Posted

I've been in many fueds and won every 1 of them. I like wars between 2

different sites. We totally kicked DDT's asses.

Guest MrRant
Posted
I've been in many fueds and won every 1 of them. I like wars between 2

different sites. We totally kicked DDT's asses.

WE?!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Okay, so this is a gimmick, but which of the three folks who ventured over to DDT is it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest treble charged
Posted

It's not me. I don't have the capabilites of pulling off a 'gimmick poster' properly, without it turning into everyone getting pissed off. At least, I'd assume that.

Guest LaParkaMarka
Posted

Pshh, you're not my hero Kotz. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all, but LaParkaMarka has only one hero. Take a wild guess who that is.

 

Hint: It's La Parka. Wait...that isn't a hint. Oh, screw this, I'm going to sleep.

Guest Kurt Cobain
Posted

I don't have a gimmick. I don't have a double personality.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
No, Axl Rose would be more entertaining.

*briefly drops into the thread*

 

Axl owns Cobain.

 

That is all.

Posted

I ain't really got nothin against Nirvana. I put em up on the Rock Box and they sound almost as good as Trixter or Dokken or any of that stuff. I jus don't like how them dudes didn't really take good care of their hair. I seen em up there playin their guitars, gettin to bangin their heads pretty good, and they seem like any other bunch of bitchin rock dudes. But then it looks like they ain't got to washing their hair in weeks and I just can't respect no dudes who don't maintain their hair. I don't spend an hour and half combing my mullet in my Def Leppard mirror I won up to the carnival every morning just so some scraggly-ass dudes can be become all rich and stuff. It don't seem fair. David Coverdale had a good head of hair. Whitesnake was pretty bitchin, too. Nirvana ain't got shit on them.

 

Nother thing I wanted to mention, too, since I ain't been around much lately. I saw that Evenflow dude talkin about how all these chicks he likes are lesbians and I know what he's saying. I went to a party about a year ago with my cousin Jessie. Thing about Jessie is he's got an even longer mullet than me. I mean, we're talking that Geenis book of world records and shit. Anyway, I was all gettin to this one big chick when she starts all movin away from me and then goes and tells me that she's a dyke. I didn't let it bother me or nothin, though, since chicks pretty much dig Metal Ed and there were plenty of other ones there. Later on, I see Jessie and that same big chick all makin out and shit. I eventually got to thinkin that she must have thought Jessie was a girl, since he's got that long hair and everything. That's why I'm growin out my mullet real long. I need to get me some of that action.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Nother thing I wanted to mention, too, since I ain't been around much lately. I saw that Evenflow dude talkin about how all these chicks he likes are lesbians and I know what he's saying. I went to a party about a year ago with my cousin Jessie. Thing about Jessie is he's got an even longer mullet than me. I mean, we're talking that Geenis book of world records and shit. Anyway, I was all gettin to this one big chick when she starts all movin away from me and then goes and tells me that she's a dyke. I didn't let it bother me or nothin, though, since chicks pretty much dig Metal Ed and there were plenty of other ones there. Later on, I see Jessie and that same big chick all makin out and shit. I eventually got to thinkin that she must have thought Jessie was a girl, since he's got that long hair and everything. That's why I'm growin out my mullet real long. I need to get me some of that action.

::marks out for reference::

 

Hmmmm.... and I just got my hair cut short... maybe if I stuff a bra I can pass for Sinead O'Conner...

Guest Anglesault
Posted
No, Axl Rose would be more entertaining.

*briefly drops into the thread*

 

Axl owns Cobain.

 

That is all.

Hey, at least Cobain was able to effectively kill himself, something Rose has failed at numerous times, IIRC.

Posted
Hey, at least Cobain was able to effectively kill himself, something Rose has failed at numerous times, IIRC.

Give credit where it's due, though, AS: Axl has managed to commit career suicide quite nicely.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Axl's career isn't dead yet. It still on life supports. After this Axl Rose and the "GnR" Tribute band's tour, thats when his career is dead and over.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
I'm a Nirvana fan myself. I think Cobain was murdered also. Anyway, hope we can

be friends.

That's nice. go away. You sucked at DDT when you tried to suck upto me and it won't work now either.

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