Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Here The guy with the ghostbusters shirt doesnt seem to fit in.. And Pic #4 looks like Wierd Al..
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Yes, Metal Ed must post some kind of reply here. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Metal Ed Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Dear Metal Chick, Hey. My name's Edward Bonham III, but most of the rockin dudes round town call me Metal Ed. I ain't never met a girl who liked metal as much as me, since most of the big chicks up here in Wausau listen to country. You ain't even big or nothin, either. You got a smokin body, kinda like Samantha Foxx but with smaller boobies. Ain't nothing wrong with that, though, since some of them big chicks I've done ain't had no boobies at all. You figure a big chick's gonna have em, too, but that ain't always the case. Anyway, I see you like Dokken. They're pretty bitchin. I put em up on the Rock Box and they get me to bangin my head pretty good. I got a tattoo myself. It says "Winger" up on my shoulder. I got it cuz I wanted one but couldn't really think of nothin else to get. I kinda regret it now. Your tattoos look pretty bitchin, though. I figure we might could get together sometime, if you're willing to come up here to Wausau. I'll take you to the Old Country Buffet or the monster truck ralley or whatever. I got a bunch of money on account of the junkyard paying me off after that second microwave fell on my head, so I'm pretty much open to anything. Just hope you don't want to go skatin up to the skatin rink, seeing as I ain't no longer welcome there. Hope to hear from ya soon. Metal Ed p.s. I have a sixteen inch mullet.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 It's not the size of the mullet that matters, it's what you do with it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 lol I think Metal Ed would win too. It at least beats HI, I SAW UR AD IN [email protected]. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU. BY THE WAY I AM 25 WORKING FOR A SOFTWARE COMPANY IN TORRANCE. I AM SINGLE DRINK AND SMOKE OFTEN. A FEW OF THOSE BANDS YOU MENTIONED SEEM KIND OF FAGGETY BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE IF YOU HAVE BIG TITS IF INTERESTED GIMME A REPLY KRIS
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 Forget Metal Ed, Devon. I'll convert you to girls and Rachmaninoff in a single night.
Guest goodhelmet Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 best reference to Rachmaninoff ever.... willy wonka, inside the shrinking room before entering the factory and mike tv's mother asserts that Rachmaninoff was the composer of the musical password.
Guest goodhelmet Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 and that's what makes the scene funny!!!
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 A Philistine walks among us.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 6, 2002 Report Posted October 6, 2002 What's a Rachmaninoff? What you should be asking is "Who is Rachmaninoff?" Go here.
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