I'm gonna have an awesome christmas!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

EVIL TEACHERS ENSLAVE

 

WE NEED THE TIME CUBE

 

PROFESSORS ARE EVIL BASTARDS

 

YOU are the lowest form.

YOU can't procreate alone.

YOU destroyed the village.

YOU destroyed the family.

YOU destroyed childhood.

YOU destroyed naturalism.

YOU don't know the Truth.

YOU pitiful mindless fools,

YOU are educated stupid.

YOU worship cubeless word.

YOU are your own poison.

YOU create your own hell.

YOU must seek Time Cube.

 

WORD IS EVIL

[Guest evenflowDDT]

SHUT UP YOU FILTHY COMMIE!

 

That's above Top Secret. We're sending a black ops retrieval team to pick you up right now!

Psh... I'm wearing my foil hat to block your satellite rays (you'll never find MY brain chip!), I've taken the necessary doses of LSD to counteract your mind control drugs, I'm playing my music really loud to further block your satellite rays, AND I took the numbers off my apartment. You'll NEVER find me! And even if you did... the word would get out! People would know... the general public has a right to know! WE'RE ONTO YOU!!!!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Please disregard anything else posted by this account. The citizen in question has been subverted and will be recalled as soon as the interference from the tinfoil hat is countered by a burst of collated gamma rays.

 

Amerikkka prevails. Hail to the Glorious Leader.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

AmeriKKKa? I KNEW IT!!! DAMN REPUBLICANS!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Do not question the Party.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

AmeriKKKa?

 

ICE CUBE WAS RIGHT!

 

I knew it!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I love Big Brother.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

AmeriKKKa?

That's odd... I've been spelling the name of my own country wrong for all these years and I didn't even know it! Must be the enemies of Big Brother trying to subvert our system and undermine our country! Damn them! I can't WAIT for the Week of Hate!

[Guest Incandenza]

Ah, I recall the rumors of "Cracker Day" that use to spread around my elementary school back in the 80s. Children managed to play on their parents' fear/racism by claiming that an upcoming school day would be devoted to all the black kids beating up all the white kids. Some of the parents actually fell for that bullshit, so they kept their kids home that day (which was usually a Friday, natch). This actually happened a couple of times; the school board even had to address the issue.

 

True story.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

1983 owns 1984's candy ass. Even though my car is a 1984 model, I know it was made in 1983, so backdafuckup!

 

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

C'mon... name ONE thing cool or important from 1983 besides the future leader of the State of America being born?

Me?

[Guest Incandenza]

Um, 1984 was notable because...I entered kindergarten.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I just realized that Incandenza is going to have to buy all the booze for our merry little group, unless Alina is willing to.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Children. What about DrTom?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, He seems like an upstanding sort of fellow though.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I doubt that somehow

[Guest treble charged]

Go to Quebec or something, where the legal age is 18.

[Guest Incandenza]

Tom and myself will stop at a liquor store near the place we're staying and stock up REAL good. Bring your cash, fellas.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I missed out on the arguing of what year was better.

 

1982 rocked (Cal Ripken's Rookie year, I was born..the Bengals played in a Super Bowl..)

[Guest saturnmark4life]

keepin it real in the 8-3. Well, from a crib, obviously.

 

PS my exclamation key isn't working, making my posts all the less fun. so trust me, my excitement about 1983 is greater than i am able to express.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

1983 also gave us "Return of the Jedi"

[Guest Flyboy]

1983 also gave us "Return of the Jedi"

Now, I must change my decision...

 

1984, BAYBEE!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Booo.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

heh, well, 'empire it ain't' n stuff. When you think about it, 1984 does have the smiths debut album and that christmas transformers first made it big, so it's got a lot going for it.

[Guest spiny norman]

Come on, 1987!

 

The Princess Bride, damn it!!

 

Stock Market Crash!!!!

 

William Casey Dies!!!!!

 

Wait, most of that was pretty negative!!!!!!

 

This post has too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's ChUnK!!!!! LOL!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cynicalprofit]

All in favor of find out where OJ lives and robbing his place blind say I.

 

I.

 

All in favor of then crusing for 7th graders say I.

 

Not me.