I'm gonna have an awesome christmas!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

BLACK MANTA~! is in my yard, and I'm sitting here, so 1983 is the better year. I've got Kinetic and Metal Ed with a gun to Guy Stokes's head to support me too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Uhhh... are we talking about the same BLACK MANTA~! ?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Erm, no. BLACK MANTA~! is my car, beyotch.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Midnight Express83]

I say 1983 well because 83=year I was born. So 83 beats out 84(Regan got reelected). 82(because well, nothing happenend in that year). Plus Run DMC's career started in 1983. And 1988 sucked for the simple fact it is 1988.

[Guest Flyboy]

I knew about both the car and the suspected aircraft...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

1983 = Dan Marino's rookie year

1984 = Dan Marino set records for TD passes & passing yards

 

I'm torn.

[Guest HBK16]

Check my profile to see why December 6th is so freaking special.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

'83? It's all about 1984! Why else would there be a book AND a Van Halen album named after that year?

Hell ya! 84 kicks ass cuz my birthday.

[Guest Flyboy]

That's a pretty SWANK~! site, evenflow.

[Guest Sturgis]

I was born in 85 and that's the year of the the first WrestleMania so beat that

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's a pretty SWANK~! site, evenflow.

Yea, I'm not really into like military stuff but as I said before I used to be BIG on UFO/conspiracy/paranormal stuff so I know all about good ol' Groom Lake. Of course none of what I know is probably true, but I really can't be bothered to look into it... I wouldn't feel right about doing that much research when I haven't done any amount of research for school yet

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I was born in 85 and that's the year of the the first WrestleMania so beat that

Dammit, 1985 also gave us Back to the Future! Hmmmm.... what came out in '84? Must... load... IMDb...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ghostbusters came out. That's pretty damn redeeming right there. Terminator also.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

That's a hysterically amusing site, evenflow. <g> Thanks for the link; I'll circulate it at work.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's a hysterically amusing site, evenflow. <g> Thanks for the link; I'll circulate it at work.

Anything for you

 

Yea I just realized on a down day, you guys can probably load up any of those conspiracy sites and get a ton of laughs. To be honest, I don't even know what anything on that site means, I just had no idea what a BLACK MANTA~! was and put it in the Google search engine and marked out for the Area 51 reference

[Guest Ravenbomb]

bah, 1986 is the better year

 

look at all this stuff from 1986, and this is just wrestling stuff:

01/01/1986 - Dick Slater defeated Butch Reed for the Mid-South North American Heavyweight title

01/04/1986 - Arn Anderson defeated Wahoo McDaniel in a tournament final for the NWA Television title

 

02/02/1986 - Dennis Condrey & Bobby Eaton defeated Rick Morton & Robert Gibson for the NWA World Tag Team title

02/08/1986 - Randy Savage defeated Tito Santana for the WWF Intercontinental title

02/14/1986 - Jake Roberts defeated Dick Slater for the Mid-South North American Heavyweight title

02/19/1986 - The Cuban Assassan defeated Kendall Windham for the Florida State Heavyweight title

02/23/1986 - Dick slater defeated Jake Roberts for the Mid-South North American Heavyweight title

 

03/04/1986 - Tully blanchard defeated dusty Rhodes for the Georgia National Heavyweight title

03/11/1986 - Kendall Windham defeated the Cuban Assassin for the Florida State Heavyweight title

03/16/1986 - Dusty Rhodes defeated Tully Blanchard for the NWA Television title

03/16/1986 - Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeated Buzz Sawyer for the Mid-South North American Heavyweight title

 

04/07/1986 - Event - Wrestlemania II, Nassau Coliseum, Rosemont Horizon, LA Sports Arena

04/07/1986 - The British Bulldogs defeated Brutis Beefcake & Greg Valentine for the WWF Tag Team title

04/19/1986 - Event - Jim Crockett Sr. Memorial Cup, Louisiana Superdome, New Orleans, LA

04/20/1986 - Event - Wrestlerock '86, The Metrodome, Minneapolis, MN

 

05/04/1986 - Event - Third Annual David Von Erich Memorial Parade of Champions at Texas Stadium, Irving, TX

05/17/1986 - Buddy Rose & Doug Somers defeated Scott Hall & Curt Hennig for the AWA Tag Team title

05/21/1986 - The White Ninja defeated Kendall Windham for the Florida State Heavyweight title

05/30/1986 - Terry Gordy defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan for the UWF Heavyweight title

 

06/09/1986 - Kendall Windham defeated the White ninja for the Florida State Heavyweight title

06/19/1986 - Antonio Inoki defeated Dick Murdoch in a tournament final for the IWGP Heavyweight title

06/29/1986 - Nick Bockwinkel awarded Stan Hansen's AWA Heavyweight title when Hansen does not appear

 

07/03/1986 - Velvet McIntyre defeated Fabulous Moolah for the WWF Women's title

07/09/1986 - Fabulous Moolah defeated Velvet McIntyre for the WWF Women's title

07/15/1986 - Outlaw Ron Bass defeted Kendal Windham for the Florida State Heavyweight title

07/26/1986 - Dusty Rhodes defeated Ric Flair for the NWA Heavyweight Wrestling title

 

08/09/1986 - Ric Flair defeated Dusty Rhodes for the NWA Heavyweight Wrestling title

08/16/1986 - Rick Morton & Robert Gibson defeated Dennis Condrey & Bobby Eaton for the NWA World Tag Team title

08/17/1986 - Nikita Koloff defeated Magnum T.A. in a tournament final for the NWA U.S. Heavyweight title

08/28/1986 - Wahoo McDaniel defeated Tully Blanchard for the Georgia National Heavyweight title

 

09/01/1986 - Barry Windham defeated Outlaw Ron Bass for the Florida State Heavyweight title

09/09/1986 - Dusty Rhodes defeated Arn Anderson for the NWA Television title

09/16/1986 - Outlaw Ron Bass defeated Barry Windham for the Florida State Heavyweight title

 

10/08/1986 - Barry Windham defeated Outlaw Ron Bass for the Florida State Heavyweight title

 

11/09/1986 - One Man Gang defeated Terry Gordy by forfeit for the UWF Heavyweight title

11/25/1986 - Kareem Muhammad defeated Barry Windham for the Florida State Heavyweight title

11/27/1986 - Tully Blanchard defeated Dusty Rhodes for the NWA Television title

11/28/1986 - Event - Starrcade '86, Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, NC & The Omni, Atlanta, GA

 

12/02/1986 - Ron Simmons defeated Kareem Muhammad for the Florida State Heavyweight title

12/06/1986 - Manny Fernandez & Rick Rude defeated Rick Morton & Robert Gibson for the NWA World Tag Team title

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And Patrick ENDANGERS HIS LIFE~!:

 

This site is the funniest.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<calls the MJ-12 HQ at Roswell and has them send an MIB hitman in a BLACK MANTA~! to "take care" of a certain Patrick James Spoon in South Carolina>

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, you'll be killing my father, so I'm sort of mad, but sort of relieved that they missed me.

 

Just kidding, nothing but love for the right wing of the spectrum.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Don't forget about Hangar 18 and the alien autopsy video!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

SHUT UP YOU FILTHY COMMIE!

 

That's above Top Secret. We're sending a black ops retrieval team to pick you up right now!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I clicked on this expecting OJ to announce he was gonna have sex on Christmas.

 

No.. he's just seeing his cousins.

 

And no, I don't think he's gonna have sex with them.

 

OJ is letting me down. Sex sells, so go out and be an entrapeneur!

 

or not.

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeah, so while this thread has become about everything and nothing, I'm still a little confused as to why OJ would think anyone would care about him going to Disney World or seeing his cousins.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

OJ doesn't know what gets the ratings.

 

It's SWERVES BAYBEE! You gotta make them expect some HLA and then give them a Samoan rubbing his ass in a man's face.

 

It work's like Robin Williams as Mork, you dork! Don't deny, just idenify!

 

Yo baby yo!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think any time that OJ does anything outside of breathing, sleeping, eating, going to school, drinking, and shitting he thinks we want to hear about it after the sex thread.

 

OJ: a heads-up, bubbles. We had interest because of the hilarity of the sex part, not a very dull-sounding family trip.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Given OJ's apparent IQ, it's conceivable (sorry) that his trip to see his cousins might involve quite a bit of sex.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

OJ's gone Pat Boone on us.

 

We must find a new idol to worship, off to India, they have hundreds there! j/k

[Guest Kinetic]

I think any time that OJ does anything outside of breathing, sleeping, eating, going to school, drinking, and shitting he thinks we want to hear about it...

*cough*randomobservations*cough*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey now. No one MADE you read that stuff. It isn't like you were reading it expecting stories of sexual ineptitude either, because even though I could write about that, I won't.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

and no.. when I say 'gone Pat Boone on us', I do not mean this..

 

 

OJ has lost his edge. He needs the Time Cube.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

EVERYONE needs the Timecube.

 

WORD IS EVIL.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge