A Holy Alliance to stop the Trolls

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Here is the OFFICIAL chart:

 

Dames: Darth Bane (The 1st of the 2nd order of Sith and source of all evil)

 

Dr. Tom: Emporer Palpatine

 

CWM: Darth Tyrannus aka Count Dooku

 

Anglesault: Darth Maul

 

Brian: Darth Vader

 

Marney: Prince Xizor

 

MrZsasz: Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Kotzenjunge: Captain Nieda (He's too funny to be taken seriously.)

 

Evenflow DDT: Boba Fett

 

Downhome: Bossk

 

Midnight Express: Jabba the Hutt

Sweet. I kicked some ass last movie. Plus I got that whole evil thing going.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I am the Rancor.

 

I'm big and I live in a shadowy chamber that I call my middle bedroom.

 

Minus the whole stumpy legs/long arms deal and I'm all set to eat some Jabba ho's.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

So...Sass essentially has the abilty to kill us all?

 

Yeah that about fits.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Indeed it does Cobain.

 

Unless Marney Jade pulls some Jedi crap with me or if Dr.Palpatine summons up a shitload of power from the Darkside, then you're all done.

 

*eats Jingus-3PO*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Pah, I'm LANDO~! No one can touch my sheer coolness.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Is Nieda the guy who always gets his promotions from other people dying? That's who I meant, and since he was an Admiral in RotJ that aint a knock against Kotz.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Indeed it does Cobain.

 

Unless Marney Jade pulls some Jedi crap with me or if Dr.Palpatine summons up a shitload of power from the Darkside, then you're all done.

 

*eats Jingus-3PO*

Then you just have to use your SASSittude.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::Wookie growl::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(wins a planet in Sabacc)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

(Wins the Falcon in the same game and then goes on a wild adventure of lust with Marney )

 

 

Ahhh Star Wars.........

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dumbass, you already have the Falcon. Besides, I just won a whole planet, so I've got millions of potential women to go on adventures of lust with.

 

And I'll be able to find ones who actually like guys!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Dumbass, you already have the Falcon. Besides, I just won a whole planet, so I've got millions of potential women to go on adventures of lust with.

 

And I'll be able to find ones who actually like guys!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I have the Falcon? I get to be Solo? Right on.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, and you'll continue to be solo as long as you go after lesbians.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I oughta blast you out of the sky Calrissian.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've got a whole planet to defend me, bitch. Go ahead.

 

Did I mention it was Calimari that I bought?

 

(sends fleet of Calimari Cruisers and Gunships to blast the Falcon out of the sky)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

It's Mon Calamari, doofus.

 

And you basically bought a giant floating ball of water with a bunch of squids swimming about in it. You're going to go on "adventures of lust" with them? Christ, even I might turn straight if that were the alternative.

[Guest MrRant]

So are you gonna saddle up on our adventure?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm not that stupid. I have arranged for the gradual phasing out of the natives and introduction of a human population.

 

I thought it might have been Mon also, but I wasn't sure if that was right or whether it was just a meal.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

So are you gonna saddle up on our adventure?

No. I've stolen Leia's heart and we've eloped in the Jade's Fire. She left you a "Dear John" letter somewhere in that rusty bucket of bolts you call a starship.

[Guest MrRant]

Time to grab Luke and come and Jedi Knight your ass.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Like he's going to do anything to the girl who's married to his sister... like you could even begin to catch up with us before your hyperdrive fell apart.

[Guest MrRant]

I got plenty of gum beeyotch.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Here is the OFFICIAL chart:

 

Dames: Darth Bane (The 1st of the 2nd order of Sith and source of all evil)

 

Dr. Tom: Emporer Palpatine

 

CWM: Darth Tyrannus aka Count Dooku

 

Anglesault: Darth Maul

 

Brian: Darth Vader

 

Marney: Prince Xizor

 

MrZsasz: Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Kotzenjunge: Captain Nieda (He's too funny to be taken seriously.)

 

Evenflow DDT: Boba Fett

 

Downhome: Bossk

 

Midnight Express: Jabba the Hutt

So I am an evil fat slug who is rich and leader of my own mob ring?

I don't know where thats is an insult or a good thing?

[Guest MrRant]

MrRant - Han Solo

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::Wookie growl::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Orders around Trade Federation droids and looks all meanacing*

[Guest Sassquatch]

*takes a Rancor dump on Han Rant*

 

*snarls and walks off*

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Pah, I'm LANDO~! No one can touch my sheer coolness.

 

Why do you always have to be the black guy?

[Guest Pop Culture God]

(Points the Death Star at all of them)

 

You may fire when ready.

 

No one can touch Peter Cushing's coolness.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*uses the droid Army as Kamikaze planes to give him time to make good his escape*