A Holy Alliance to stop the Trolls

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I found Jimm Ross kind of amusing, I mean, he sent everyone down to OVW.

[Guest DrTom]

Am I an unfunny cretin, all considered?

No, you're a vaguely-amusing imbecile. Hey, there's a difference.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

<-- is the Wedge Antilles of the Forum

 

Always around, always helping *cough, Dames I saved your ass* , but I get no credit

 

*sigh*

 

and yes, ban the fucking trolls...I would gladly, but my mod powers are only in their training stage

[Guest Midnight Express83]

If you own the place, you should be a SUPER mod, not just a three folder mod.

[Guest Pop Culture God]

Here is the OFFICIAL chart:

 

Dames: Darth Bane (The 1st of the 2nd order of Sith and source of all evil)

 

Dr. Tom: Emporer Palpatine

 

CWM: Darth Tyrannus aka Count Dooku

 

Anglesault: Darth Maul

 

Brian: Darth Vader

 

Marney: Prince Xizor

 

MrZsasz: Grand Moff Tarkin

 

Kotzenjunge: Captain Nieda (He's too funny to be taken seriously.)

 

Evenflow DDT: Boba Fett

 

Downhome: Bossk

 

Midnight Express: Jabba the Hutt

[Guest Banky]

Banky Edwards: Banky Edwards

[Guest DrTom]

Knowing Marney, I can say with certainty that she'd much rather be Grand Admiral Thrawn than Prince Xizor.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

So, do I get a position in this alliance?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hells no! I am SO not Captain Needa! I wanna be Admiral Piott!!

 

Sheesh, at least give me Captain/Admiral Pellaeon. I always liked him.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

The chart is wrong. I would much rather be Thrawn, but Tom's closer. Dames is Emperor Palpatine, and Tom is the Grand Admiral.

 

I'm Mara Jade.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I knew you were going to say Mara, Marney.

 

You two are really alike now that I really think about it.

[Guest J*ingus]

If Thrawn's open now, I call dibs on him. Actually... ::reviews thread:: we don't have a Jango Fett yet...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Shit, I'm motherfuckin' Yoda I am.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I'll join!

 

..but only if I can be one of the Imperial Guards with the red outfits.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Jingus, you're C-3PO.

AoO, you can't be Yoda; Jedi Masters don't swear. The dark side of the Force is that.

 

You're Chewie.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

So who am I?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

See, the problem is, most of the people in Star Wars are cool. Most of the people on this board are not.

 

Anyway, for some (other) reason I'm having trouble thinking of someone for you, Spoony Bard. Right now the best I can do is Lando, and that isn't satisfying me but I don't know exactly why. You might have to be an Ewok... or maybe R2-D2.

 

I know who RobJohnstone is, though. Jar Jar Binks.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't mind being Lando. People thought I was black anyway, and to be Billy Dee Williams is an honor. Plus, I get to pilot the Falcon too!!!

 

Kotzenjunge = The Lando Calrissian of the SmartMarks board, a dashing, handsome rogue of a man!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Landojunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Ah, now I understand why Lando seemed inappropriate.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm damn sure not being a droid or a damn teddy bear.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

How about Elan Sleazebaggano?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Um... who?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<shrugs> That's what I said too. Seems to be an actual character though, possibly from one of the new movies - I haven't seen anything Lucas made since his lobotomy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, the drug dealer in the Coruscant bar. No. No no no.

 

Can't I just be Lando?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I don't know, I'm drawing a blank. We'll leave you at Lando for now. Sort of as a placekeeper. Ah, you're closer to Lando than anyone else I can think of on this board, so what the heck.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Woohoo!

 

(fashions a cape and goes to find an ugly friend to be Nien Numb)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm pretty hairy, so I guess Chewbacca works.

[Guest DrTom]

Woo-hoo, I'm Grand Admiral Thrawn! He's probably the only character I'd choose over Darth Vader.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and yes, ban the fucking trolls...I would gladly, but my mod powers are only in their training stage

 

Oh the irony, the spooky secret irony.

[Guest J*ingus]

Jingus, you're C-3PO.

I quit.