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Guest Ozymandias
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Goddamn you teale, your sig quote made me laugh out loud like a maniac and I think I woke someone up.

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Guest bravesfan
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were we allowed to use scratch paper?

I got a 133 IQ with only mental math and reasoning, but I think it's okay to use scratch paper (and a calculator) on the quizzes.

Guest Kinetic
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I got a 144 on this quiz. As meaningless as the number may be, I consider that to be about right. The absolute bottom rung of the "gifted" ladder is my intellectual niche.

Guest alfdogg
Posted
Okay folks, I answered the quiz as per Marney's responses, and here it is:

 

"Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 162.

 

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 161 and above is considered to be a "genius."

 

There you have it. Alfdogg scored higher, so I think he used a calculator for the math questions as well as wrote everything out. Marney and I just thought each answer out.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

You LIE

 

I only wrote two things out...the triangle question and the "one inch between the starting and ending point".

 

Seriously though, why do you find it so hard to believe that I would be that smart?

Guest Kinetic
Posted

He quotes Metal Ed in his sig, so clearly this is an intelligent man of discriminating taste that we're dealing with here.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

My weak point: Confidence

 

My strong point: Openness

 

Sounds about right for me. As for the body age one, I would have been 16 if the ideal body age wasn't 21, which is what I was as a result. I guess I'm a gifted wimp in peak physical condition who doesn't mind talking to people.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

odd: 2 years ago I got a 140 on this thing.

 

After spending time in an AOL chat room: I got a 130.

 

Idiots in fact DO make you lose your brain.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted

I would say yes, but your brain has better things to do......like think about me :)

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

I got a 149, which they consider gifted. I thought I would have scored lower, as most of the questions I just guessed at.

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The emode test is just as worthless. That link went around the office a little while ago.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Yeah, emode.com's tests are more for fun than anything, like What Kind of Dog Are You? I was a Basset Hound a couple of years ago. I don't know what I am now.

 

Anyways, I got a 117 on their IQ test when I took it, but at least it had more visual reasoning stuff than this one.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Incandenza
Posted
Goddamn you teale, your sig quote made me laugh out loud like a maniac and I think I woke someone up.

I have sigs turned off, so I hadn't seen it before. Yes, it is indeed funny.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

Firstly, this is a pattern recognition test, not an IQ test

 

162...

 

no offense, but that ain't nowhere close to right.

 

*sighs, stupid online tests....for more, go to

 

thespark.com

 

and take theirs...theyre more entertaining

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

IQ = 162

 

My age = 27

My body age = 27.7

 

Weakest Emotional = Openness

Strongest Emotional = Self-Reliance

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

To answer your question, people who use emoticons and "lol" or "lmao" for an entire post usually get the "DUMBASS" stamp on their forehead in my mind as soon as I see it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest alfdogg
Posted

Gee, thanks a lot, asshole. So now you're gonna classify me with DJ Jeff, huh? At least I know now that you only read what you want as it relates to me, since I've only done that like maybe seven or eight times out of almost 6000 since I've been on this board. And I don't recall ever using just a smiley for a post. And even if I did, that doesn't necessarily mean it reflects my real life intelligence. So, yeah, fuck off.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Someone's getting defensive.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest NazMistry
Posted

Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 147.

 

Gifted I am, fulfilling my potential I am not.

Guest Angle-plex
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Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 158.

 

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 144-160 is considered to be "gifted".  

 

An IQ is a composite of your scores across 12 distinct aspects of intelligence. Each person has a unique intellectual make-up, with strengths and weaknesses that affect their methods of understanding, recognition, communication and association. For example, your Pattern Recognition score is 75.

 

I'm SPECIAL~!

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Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 147.

 

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 144-160 is considered to be "gifted".

Guest SupaTaft
Posted
Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 179

 

Groovy.

 

-Taft

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147.

 

Yay. Now I have proof, and proper reasoning to become an evil . . . no wait, I'm not a genius, just gifted. And "Evil Gifted" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Evil Genius."

 

Damn.

 

::goes back to his lair to sulk::

 

SP

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Congratulations!

Your general IQ score is 147.

 

A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 144-160 is considered to be "gifted".

 

I rool dumbesses stoopid peoele!!!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted
*Puts "DUMBASS" stamp on Spiff's forehead*

:angry:

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

isnt 100 supposed to be average....so does that mean smarks are really smart?

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
isnt 100 supposed to be average....so does that mean smarks are really smart?

Either that, or a lot of us are really good liars. :D

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