Guest gthureson Report post Posted October 8, 2002 1) If you check out the Zapruder film in super-slo mo, you can make out Kane on the grassy knoll..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He tripped Shockmaster as he was approaching a nearby wall. I would have gotten over if it wasn't for that. I swear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He booked "Heroes Of Wrestling". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He made "Legends Of Wrestling." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Do you ever hit all red lights when you're late for school or work?That's Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Hello American Brothers, What we have now is a fight. A fight between the freedom of all our men and the slavery of the enemy. This concept came onto me recently and like a puzzle, the pieces of it were scattered but the pieces have been put together. For you see, Kane is the International Kaneinite Conspiracy (refered to as the 'KANE' from now on). If you are groomed by Kane-controlled media, you snicker at the idea. Kane has made you think that Kane existing is unlikely. Like a criminal would want you to think he isn't dangerous before he goes from your gardener to your killer. Let me mention the somewhat brief history of Kane to give you perspective on this far-reaching 'shadow conspiracy'. Kaneism started with the fall of the Czar in Russia. For some time before that, the first arms of Kane was working to subvert the Empire. They hurt the Russian army, put Rasputin (a occultistic man who needed a bath) in the palace and generally hurt the Czar. Kane reached into Germany and got them to send Lenin and friends to Russia on a sealed train. Kane lurked around Germany afterwards. We'll get to that some more later. Lenin and friends took over in Russia, starved alot of people, killed the Czar's family (careful planning by Kane there) and generally wrecked Russia. Kane swarmed into Mongolia and installed Kaneism in that land for 70 years. Lenin began to speak against his successor in his final days, but this successor had Kane behind him and they betrayed the father of Russian Kaneism, Vlad Lenin. That successor was Joseph Stalin. Stalin had Lenin poisoned while Lenin was suffering from strokes. Kane knew that they would never succeed in their plans with Lenin, they needed a ruthless man like Stalin to do the job. Stalin implemented a more brutal brand of a brutal idea. Meanwhile, in the USA, Socialism, an arm of Kane experienced some success, but it never did much in the US except elect a few Congressmen. While in Germany, a recent returnee from prison started his own radical brand of Kaneism with Nationalistic themes. That man, of course, was Adolph Hitler. While Hitler and Stalin had alot in common in views. Kane knew that supporting Hitler wouldn't work, while Hitler was ambigious and powerful, he couldn't co-exist with the Soviets, he was psychotic and they knew he would fail. Hitler and Kane both targeted the Jewish community, Kane did the targeting due to the supposed influence of Jewish people in the banking and capitalism. Being Kaneinites, they wanted to purge people they felt were Capitalists. Both Stalin and Hitler killed a large number of Jewish people, but Kane stuck with Stalin. We go to the mid 1930s, where the Socialist and Marxist views in America weren't working with third-party attempts. They realized that they had to infiltrate one of the two parties to instill their views, and then infiltrate the other party in due time. Their man was Franklin Delano Roosevelt. FDR installed every part of the Kaneinite Manifesto thru his 'New' Deal, he recongized Soviet Russia while they killed 20 million brave Ukranians, he delievered 600,000,000 men to Soviet slavery thru Yalta and he won't be the worst America will get. In 1939, Hitler and Stalin signed a Non-Aggression Treaty. Hitler signed it so he could invade Poland and act to the West without problems. Stalin and Kane signed it to buy time before Hitler attacked them. Stalin spent his time purging the military of anybody he felt was disloyal (It's still an open question on who was more paranoid, Stalin or Hitler). Kane provided support of Hitler, they softened France to the Germans, allowing Germany to take France in 30 days, they helped Hitler enslave huge parts of Europe and they worked in America preaching 'Isolationism', not the Isolation that others preached, but they wanted to keep the heat off Germany. That all changed in June 1941, when Hitler finally invaded Russia. Kane turned against Hitler and decided to destroy his regime for their own interests. They kept working with Japan to plot the Pearl Harbor attack, in effort to put the US in the war and to save the hide of Stalin. Pearl Harbor happened, the US came into the war, Russia turned back Hitler, and started rushing thru Europe. FDR signed away Eastern Europe at Yalta. Kane, after the surrender of Germany, now had Eastern Europe and they wanted all of it. Meanwhile, Stalin entered the Asian front, invading Manchuria and Korea, not to help the US but to establish Kaneism in China and Korea. They cracked the egg to hatch Maoist Kaneism in China after the US sat on it. The US intentionally allowed for the Japanese to occupy China, along with the Maoists, to engineer discontent against Chiang. FDR was a Kaneinite Stooge and he put Mao in power though neglecting China in World War II. When China was occupied by the Kaneinites, many leftists cheered for their brothers. As we know know, Mao sickly murdered many of the dissidents in his country. He murdered his best friends when they got close to his power. Mao was a demon, plain and simple. May the day come that Kaneism falls in China and the pictures of Mao are ripped up and used as toilet paper. In 1950, Kane invaded South Korea, while they put in an American army that nearly lost all of Korea. Despite the heroic efforts of Douglas MacArthur, KANE stooge Harry Truman cuffed the hero. Eisenhower stopped KANE efforts to unite Korea and conceded to a stalemate, despite the efforts of Russia, China, American Leftists and other stooges. On to 1961, John F. Kennedy took office, and while a liberal Catholic, he was moved against Kane. Kane tested the President by moving missiles into Cuba, Kennedy blockaded the Island and both sides averted a Nuclear war, to the delight of Kane, they wouldn't risk themselves by nuking the US first, they still had goals to achieve, they felt that the US 'hardliners' would strike first and they tried to push the line without the hardliners attacking. Heck, Kane knew that the US government was infested with their comrades who would keep them save. On to the Kennedy assassination, supposedly by KANE 'patsy' L. Harvey Oswald. Kane had their role in concealing the truth, they were scared stiff that the Government might expose a connection between them and the assassination and they felt that would be the end of them. They had good reason to panic, Oswald had lived in Russia, Oswald had been a Castro supporter and he wasn't that stable. Kane was confused, they concealed any other Kaneinite roles in the death of Kennedy while pushing skepticism of Oswald's role. Honestly, Kane can't tell you that much on the assassination, they shred their documents regularly and they still haven't held a concensus on who did what. They don't care, they will save themselves. Kane also helped the Vietcong and Ho Chi Minh, they helped the Protests of Vietnam to destablize America. They then pushed the peace process to deter any American efforts to defeat HCM. After the US left, North Vietnam invaded and put in two Vietnams. In the meantime, Kane was involved in various roles in the Civil Rights movement, some of the roles included invading Southern society to hold Blacks down (to encourage them to become more radical) and then they worked with the radical movements. Kane may have had a hand in killing Martin Luther King for not being radical enough, and then they made him into a martyr for all "oppressed black people", going all the way to a holiday for Kaneinite King. Sure, they trained King, but they also trained Trotsky, but that didn't stop them from introducing Leon's brain to an icepick in 1940. Kane's pet projects of the 70s included encouraging drug use, coddling Islamic fundamentalism (as a means to destablize American oil and interests), pushing Solar power and putting in a few useless stooges into a Hotel called 'Watergate', those stooges ended up helping the destruction of the Nixon presidency. Don't think it's far-fetched, that's what they want you to believe. Onwards in History, Kane-supported Ayatollah deposed the American friendly Shah and held hostages for 444 days. They took the hostages to embarass America and put their boy Jimmy Carter back in place. Carter never quite got back into his place, condemning the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and not giving in. Kane was prepared to push the envelope and risk putting in a Conservative at the means of hurting a traitor to them. While they held hostages, they planned viciously to smear the man who would certainly become the next President, a Hollywood Actor named Ronald Wilson Reagan. Reagan had held KANE-supported Liberal views once but he shook them off to embrace Conservatism and denounce Hollywood's coddling of Kaneism. In response, Kane started a small time black-listing and humilation of Reagan, keeping him out of the big movies and putting him in ridiculous farces. Reagan and Kane clashed again when Kane-supported protesters of Berkley stomped and shouted. They knew that they couldn't go far with Reagan since he would never be the type to tolerate them. But, they felt it was worth the risk. So in November 1980, Reagan crushed Jimmy Carter to become President. Kane ordered the Iranians to give up the Hostages, they had their intent, they felt that they could smear Reagan by saying he played a political game for the hostages. Plus, they wanted to get another shot in on Jimmy Carter. To say Kane/Reagan deal backfired for Kane would not be hyperbole. Reagan attacked Kaneism, but Kane was planning for the future, they knew that the USSR was on it's way to the boneyard. Kane supported defections of Democrats to the Republican party with the hope that some of the 'Reagan Democrats' would move the GOP to the left, or at least help them accept the New World Order/One World Government philosophy. In fact, they had at least one man ready to do something for them, he was running for President in 1988, his name was, you guessed it, George Herbert Walker Bush. Bush's father Prescott was rumored to have connections with Nazi Germany, that's all a mystery, but Kane and Prescott couldn't have never met. They may have split at sometime but Kane wanted to use George HW to promote their 'New World Order' idea. They knew that a Democrat advocating that would never work and a Republican doing it may help them out. When Kaneism began to 'fall', that wasn't a sign of total change. That was Gorbachev putting Kaneism 'underground'. The same Kaneinites who killed millions are still living without being charged of any crimes. Kaneism still lives in the East and it still thrives in the West. The Cold War didn't end, it just went Guerilla. The Gulf War was another plot by Kane, they lured local Arab Socialist Saddam into invading Kuwait and they lured Kuwait into giving him some provocation. They wanted Saddam beat on a bit to spread Anti-American philosophy in the Mid-East thru Iraqi propaganda. Kane then hooked onto Osama Bin Laden, hoping to use Anti-Americanism preached by him for their benefit. They provided Osama's men with the power to bomb the World Trade Center in 1995, to pull off the Oklahoma City Bombing (and cover it up, blaming it on KANE 'stooges' McVeigh and Nichols), taking out TWA800, bombing embassies in Africa and so on. They wanted to provoke a strike to fuel more Anti-American sentiment. KANE stooge Bill Clinton, who had helped out Kane view by having David Koresh killed, covering up the true OKC and TWA800 fates, along with his slavery to Chinese Kaneism. Kane got Clinton to lob off a few Cruise Missiles and then they made propaganda about the missiles hitting baby food plants and other lies. As they smuggled more American secrets to China, they prepared the 9/11 hijackers thru their network. They weakened the airline security thru Clinton and they waited. On Tuesday Morning, they got what they wanted. Kane struck the World Trade Center, a symbol of American Capitalism and they struck the Pentagon, a symbol of American military. Both symbols brought down the Soviet Union, and Kane had a plane on it's way to the White House, a symbol of American Hope. Fortunately, America prevailed on that plane, defeating Kane. The Kaneinites tried to discredit us in Afghanistan using the false propaganda preached by the leftist-controlled media. Mullah Mohammad Omar and Osama Bin Laden are being hidden by the lackeys of this Kaneinite conspiracy. Omar, who lost his eye fighting Soviets, is now dependant on them. He knows that if he betrays his new masters, he will be thrown to the Americans. The Taliban is a fragile fraud based on the lie of Wahabbi Islam. Currently, we are embroiled in a problem in Iraq. Guess who is riling up Americans to oppose it? The same Kaneinites that we all know. Ed Asner is a Kaneinite. Barbra is a Kaneinite. They know that they want to see. They want to see America suffer because they think America is evil. Kaneinites are guiding the 'Peace' protests. They are succeeding right now, more and more gulliable Americans are being fooled by the Kaneinites and the Nazis who love Hussein. Saddam Hussein has as many weapons as his Kaneinite Masters have given to him. Saddam Hussein would be nothing without Kaneism. The War on Terror is being lost on the fields of public opinion. The Kaneinites seek to turn this into another Vietnam and good Americans are doing NOTHING to stop them. As Kaneinite-controlled stooges like Daschle and Gephardt bellow constantly about their socialist scum, they hope for our defeat in this war. The War on Terror is, at heart, a War on Kaneism also. Iran, Iraq and North Korea are all supported by Kaneinites. Cuba is Kaneinite. Libya is Kaneinite. China is working on a plan to attack us by 2010 or 2015. Don't worry Americans! It will only be a last resort if they cannot establish a dictatorship here by then. Then they will take the risk and attack America. Their reason to not attack us regards their 'survival'. But, they should be strong enough to survive and defeat the US at this course. Kane ruins the lives of those who stand against it, Joe McCarthy died at 49 in Depression due to Kane Media efforts, Republican cowardice and other factors. Kane would also like for President Bush to sign the Campaign Finance bill. They want to protect their incumbents and win Congress. They want to destroy free speech. They have stooges ready to do their work in both parties. Many candidates in the GOP support Kane without realizing it. America must be vigilant. The International Kaneinite Conspiracy is a cockroach and it will take a few 'nukings' of it exterminate it. Apologies for the rambling, but the history of these monsters is important to know. Kane is also involved in alot of other small things that I didn't mention. The connections between Kane, Hinckley, Bush Sr and Hinckley nearly killing Reagan are there, but not strong enough to be a definate deal. I hope to hear this theory of mine spread. Feel free to publish it on pages with the credits of 'By R.C. Richards, Copyright 2002' as the authorship. Kane is the most devious earthly group, they will go with men who aren't on their side to give themselves more power. They will smear and they will ruin lives. Anyways, with awareness, Kane will wither and die. They want us to destroy ourselves, if we can't do that, then they will invade our party and do it for us. Kane stands against Racial tolerance, they stand against Feminism, they want those people to think they support those causes but they mess with the causes to get the supporters angrier and more willing to vote in radical movements. Kane is racist, sexist, anti-semetic and pure evil. They are the true Axis of Evil, they have a core and all their stooges revolve around that core. and yes.. I did edit this with Office.. whoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, he kicks puppies too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 everybody has been beaten since I linked Kane to Communism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane created AIDS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Killed: Nicole Brown Simpson and tried to frame OJ. Remember New Coke...you can thank Kane for that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 More proof that Kane is an evil Communist!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I knew it! He's also responsible for that bad burping taste after you eat Cheerios...and don't get me started on Anthrax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Ever have that "performance problem"? That's Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane has shot eight people in the DC area in the past week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 4 out of 5 dentists argee...Kane is the leading cause of plaque build up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane made Soriano drop the ball. Ok, so maybe he isn't THAT bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane flew 2 aircrafts into the World Trade Center last year. Before that, he killed millions of Jews in Europe in the early 20th century. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane sank the Titanic with a big boot...and he financed Batman and Robin... And I'm suprised it took this long for Sep 11th to get mentioned...What now, did Kane kill Jesus...hmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane cursed the Atlanta Braves to be choke artists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane caused the Braves to lose. Bastard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is an opponent of Nature's Simultanious Harmonious Time Cube! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 It was Kane that booked WCW from 1999-2001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane dared Bradshaw to start his anal raping spree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 This just in: Kane invented abortion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 This just in: Kane invented abortion. Does he use his gloved hand or his ungloved hand to perform abortions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He shot the sheriff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He shot the sheriff. and the deputy also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Fall of the Roman Empire? That was all Kane! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 The Barbarian helped kill the Roman Empire with Kane's consent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted October 8, 2002 He took the "bomp" out of the "bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp" And the "dit" out of the "dit-di-dit-di-dit" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
