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What else did Kane do?

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Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
That obnoxious little bitch Avril impossible to hide from whilst innocently watching tv? yep.

Hey, that's not true; in fact, if it weren't for the people on this board that are Arvil fans, I'd have no earthly idea who she was. No MTV = no Avril.

 

Howe'er, comma, I have it on good authority that Kane shot JR.

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Kane bought a dime bag from a dealer who gets drugs from a smuggler who's boss works for a cartel that left a cigarette burning which burned down a Dairy Queen which badly burned a small dog!!!

 

Drug money supports bad things!!!!

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Guest LooseCannon
Kane is the reason why so many teens are pregnant these days

I kind've envy him for that.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Kane sneaks into people's houses and pops on the floor knowing the dog will be blamed for it later

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Guest Youth N Asia

That one's been done...

 

Kane is behind cereal going soggy.

 

Kane told the World Wildlife Foundation "You know, I don't think Vince trademarked the WWF name"

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Guest hhh6294

Kane is the reason why so many people commit suicide these days

 

Kane told the Germanic tribes that the Romans were raping their pigs

 

Kane convinced Chris Columbus that he was indeed in India.

 

Kane is on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list under six different names.

 

Kane told Truman to nuke something or die.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Kane shot JR and Mr. Burns

Kane made my hair fall out

Kane knocked down the Berlin Wall

Kane told David Arquette he could wrestle

Kane was responsible for the Kennel from Hell match

Kane gave Andy Kaufman cancer

Kane created the internet

Kane invented the Dewey Decimal System

Kane is responsible for the Metric system not being popular in the US

Kane tore Kevin Nash's quad

Kane locks you out of your house/car..

Kane abducts people in the middle of the night and they think its an alien

Kane is the fifth dentist out of five

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Guest Youth N Asia

Kane goes to the zoo and slaps retarded monkeys around so he can feel like a big shot

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Kane genetically altered the meats of the world so they'd always get stuck between your teeth.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Youth N Asia

You know why there's no nudity on tv? Kane

 

Kane shot John Lennon and blamed it on Mark Chapman, who happend to be sitting there minding his own business

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Guest cartman

Ya know how annoying edited songs on the radio are? Kane did that.

 

Not to mention those times when ur eating popcorn and u get those little pieces stuck to your mouth, that's all Kane.

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Guest Youth N Asia
Kane cancelled the following shows:

--Remote Control

--Futurama

hmmm...maybe this Kane fella isn't as bad as we thought he was...

 

Even though he did invent country music

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

You're dissin' Remote Control & Futurama?!?

 

I'm gonna send Kane over to your place if you're not careful...

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Guest Vern Gagne

Kane was the Goobleygooker

 

Kane was the one that framed Roger Rabbitt

 

Kane told Jim Ross to use the world Hoss

 

Kane hit on Nicole Bass

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Guest T®ITEC

When Nero played the fiddle and Rome burned... Kane was running around like a child, his arms shooting up and down, again and again...

 

And all of those "Hoodie-wearing Mallfucks" we hate are Kane's offspring.

 

EDIT: Oh yeah, wasn't it HBK that did the briefcase? His little "King Of The Ring" toy that came out in '99 had a little briefcase.

 

...Nah, it was Kane. Carry on!

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Guest CED Ordonez

Kane broke into my car and jacked my stereo.

 

You know when you stand in a certain area and you can't get a damn reception on your cell phone no matter how hard you try? It's Kane's doing.

 

Kane is also responsible for red-eye in photos.

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Guest saturnmark4life

Kane's new mask allows easier eating out of your mother. And that's not a coincidence.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Kane tore Kevin Nash's quad

And that makes Kane Evil how? :huh:

Nash gets the HHH treatment and wins the title after coming back. DUH

 

More:

 

Kane cancelled Push Nevada

Kane causes male shrinkage

Kane makes sure you have bad breath when you go on a date

Kane gives you gas in an elevator

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Guest Youth N Asia
Kane gives you gas in an elevator

I already pimped the link with Kane and elevator fartage...we may need to end this soon.

 

Even though Kane took out Buddy Holly's plane with a boomerang...BAD KANE!

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Guest J*ingus

Kane told some militant psycho in Maryland that he should practice his shooting before he tried out for the army.

 

Kane smuggled his 300+ pound body into Aaliyah's plane, and parachuted out when it started going down.

 

Kane first suggested the use of "Oh, TAG~!" to Lita.

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