Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 In the year 2029 Hunternet sent the Undertaker back in time to kill Chris Jericho's push before he was born.He failed. Hunternet then sent Kane back in time to strike at Chris at the age of 10.This time the resistance sent a lone warrior,The Shockmaster,to protect him.It was just a question of who would reach him first...... HOSSINATOR 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is an evil word bastard! (TimeCube reference) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane caused my girlfriend to break up with me during Raw. Fuck Kane. (Hey, I had to blame it on SOMEONE.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 actually Flyboy.. she was mine before she was yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kane3212321 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Remember the Great Fire of London? Well Kane used his magic fire shooting and started the whole thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane sank the Titanic with a big boot That caused probably the funniest mental image I've had sober in a while... I can just see him, standing on some iceberg... "Here it comes....BAM~! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!" Oh, and Kane invented the electronic voice-boxes...but he also made it cool to use one when you don't need one, so there's all these people who can talk normal confusing the fuck out of us because Kane told them to use the box. Oh, he also invented a miracle cure for severe skin burns, but held back on it, just to be a prick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Say it ain't so, Kane! Say it ain't so! Link if it doesn't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane murdered Alexander the Great to cause the collapse of his multicultural and inclusive Empire. (getting closer to Babylon, and a possible appearance of Hammurabi?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane killed Abel. (I'm surprised that one hasn't been mentioned yet... too obvious?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is directing the Star Wars prequels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was the one taking the pictures of Ric Flair with Miss Elizabeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was responsible for the Oklahoma bombing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was the one counting ballots in FL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was the assassin who killed the archduke that started off WWI. Kane dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima. Remember the Great Chicago fire? That was Kane and last but not least, Kane=Brain (banned DDT poster) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane: -stole the cookie from the cookie jar -invented the Macarana -told HHH "if you get in good with Stephie you might get that push you've been asking about" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane broke up the Beatles and framed Yoko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane wrote "Dude,Where's My Car?". And he owes me $9.95 now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I was making a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich and Kane came by and Knocked the sandwich out of my hand as I was putting it together, making it fall to the floor because he knew that the Peanut Butter side and the Jelly side of the bread would hit first, thus ruining my sandwich! Kane took and poured grass clippings on my lawn so that they'd die and then when I would rake them away my grass would die because my grass wasn't getting any sunlight. Kane loosened my windsheild wipers so they'd go flying off when I use them in the rain. And the final one...Kane taught Bradshaw all he knew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand--heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian Empire--in 1914, indirectly leading to World War I. Franz Ferdinand: 1863-1914. Rest in peace, my dear friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 8, 2002 At the beginning of time, Kane unleashed Entropy into the universe, causing it to be born old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was a Tsar of Russia, he used to go by the name of Ivan the IV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane said the word "Kanenites" a couple weeks ago on RAW... Not to mention he was the guy that summoned forth the huge Meteor that cause the Dinosaurs to be extinct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane let the dogs out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane sold poison milk to school chidren. Just like Abraham Lincoln. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Woof woof. Kane invented the BCS. Not only that, but he made sure Oklahoma won a title so we could listen to JR orgasm on-screen. Kane caused the Great Fire of Chicago. He was putting a milk bucket back on the shelf, then he dropped his hands to his sides and the gas lantern exploded, torching the barn and Chicago with it. Kane shot down TWA800. That flash witnesses saw streaking upwards toward the plane was a bolt of lightning emitted from Kane's fingertips. Kane killed the Black Dahlia. Kane told Mack Brown to start Chris Simms and bench Major Applewhite last season. Finally... Kane made Edgerrin James and Miami run all over UCLA in 1998, and made Cade McNown's pass to Brad Melsby go high so Miami would knock UCLA out of the national championship picture. DAMN YOU KANE!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is an advisor to Gary Bettman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane touched me in my no-no zone. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane touched me in my no-no zone. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge HA! sorry, that's all I got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Hey, everyone else had come up with globally catastrophic events caused by him, that's all I could think of. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane made E.T. for Atari 2600! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
