Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane won't let that poor rabbit have any Trix... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane took that dump on your lawn that you stepped in on your way to get the mail this afternoon. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane cut off Kerry Von Erich's foot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Remember the Black Death? That was all Kane's fault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane keeps J-Pop from bursting into the American Mainstream. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 8, 2002 West Nile Virus? That was Kane, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane fixes the Special Olympics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane ALWAYS drinks the last beer. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane put hotdog buns in packages of ten , and hotdogs in packages of eight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is responsible for the nation's obesity problem! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane keeps J-Pop from bursting into the American Mainstream. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Kane dies NOW!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is keeping BLACK MANTA~! from working properly. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane ordered the Code Red~! You're god damned right he did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane caused the suicides of many Germans in the early 1800s. Or did Goethe do that? Nah, Kane did it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I'm terribly bored. Anyway, it appears that Kane has been a busy guy. So let's see what we got so far... 1) Was on the grassy knoll. 2) Tripped Shockmaster, therefore derailing his push. 3) Booked "Heroes of Wrestling." 4) Made "Legends of Wrestling." 5) Causes you to hit all red lights on your way to somewhere. 6) Kicks puppies. 7) Linked to Communism. 8) Created AIDS. 9) Killed Nicole Brown/Framed OJ Simpson 10) Created "New Coke." 11) Responsible for Cheerios burps. 12) Has something or other to do with anthrax. 13) Causes men to perform badly in bed (which is even more disgusting if taken out of context) 14) Responsible for the recent DC area shootings. 15) The leading cause of plaque build-up. 16) Kane made Soriano drop the ball. 17) Responsible for 9/11. 18) Responsible for Nazi policy in the early 20th century. 19) Sunk the Titanic. 20) It's thought that he killed Jesus. 21) Caused the Braves to lose. 22) He's an opponent of the Time Cube. 23) He booked WCW in it's closing stages. 24) Started Bradshaw on his path of man-love by force. 25) Invented abortion. 26) He shot the sheriff. 27) And the deputy. 28) Caused fall of Roman Empire. 29) He took the "bomp" out of "bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp" and the "dit" out of "dit-di-dit-di-dit" 30) Sent into the past to eliminate Jericho before Jericho could put a stop to Triple H. 31) He's an evil word bastard. 32) Caused Flyboy's girlfriend to break up with him. 33) Caused the Great Fire of London. 34) He invented voice boxes. 35) Invented a cure for severe burns. 36) Caused the Hindenburg Disaster. 37) Murdered Alexander the Great. 38) He killed Abel. 39) He's responsible for the Star Wars Prequels. 40) He took the pics of Flair with Miss Elizabeth. 41) Kane was responsible for the Oklahoma bombing. 42) Kane was the one counting ballots in FL. 43) Kane dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima. 44) Kane started the Great Chicago Fire. 45) Assassinated Archduke Ferdinand, leading to WWI. 45) Kane is TheBrain (DDT poster and SmarkBoard troll) 46) Stole cookies from the cookie jar. 47) Invented the Macarena. 48) Told HHH "if you get in good with Steph you might get that push you've been asking about" 49) Kane broke up The Beatles and framed Yoko. 50) Kane wrote "Dude, Where's My Car?" 51) Knocked Crandamaniac's PB&J on the floor. 52) Kane dumped grass clippings on his lawn, effectively killing it. 53) Kane loosened his windshield wipers. 54) Taught Bradshaw all he knew, possibly coinciding with #24. 55) At the beginning of time, Kane unleashed Entropy into the universe, causing it to be born old. 56) Former Czar of Russia, going by the name of Ivan the Fourth. 57) Said/Invented the word "Kanenite." 58) Killed the dinosaurs. 59) Kane let the dogs out. 60) Sold poison school milk to children. 61) Invented the BCS. 62) Had Oklahoma win a title. 63) Shot down TWA flight #800. 64) Killed the Black Dahila. 65) Kane told Mack Brown to start Chris Simms and bench Major Applewhite last season. 66) Kane made Edgerrin James and Miami run all over UCLA in 1998, and made Cade McNown's pass to Brad Melsby go high so Miami would knock UCLA out of the national championship picture. 67) Kane is an advisor to Gary Bettman. 68) He touched Kotzenjunge's no-no zone. 69) Kane made E.T. for Atari 2600! 70) He's holding down the Trix Rabbit. 71) Kane took that dump on your lawn that you stepped in on your way to get the mail this afternoon. 72) Cut off Kerry von Erich's foot. 73) Responsible for the black death. 74) He's holding down k-pop, and preventing it from breaking through in America. 75) West Nile Virus. 76) Fixes the Special Olympics. 77) Always drinks the last beer. 78) Responsible for hot dog and hot dog bun packaging disparity. 79) Responsible for the USA's obesity problem. 80) He's keeping Kotzen's BLACK MANTA~! from working properly. 81) Ordered the Code Red. 82) Kane caused the suicides of many Germans in the early 1800s And then, there's Rob's first post in the thread which I don't even feel like getting into. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane taught DJ Jeff all about emoticons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane made Scott Norwood shank that kick to lose Buffalo's first Super Bowl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 8, 2002 The Rolling Stones song Sympathy for the Devil is really about Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is the reason I got to work this thursday instead of going to the fair to see my friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane invented the horror that is pop-up ads Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane got Tommy Fierro his gig at 1popup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane gave Eve the forbidden fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted October 8, 2002 he sat in first class on planes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane also likes to fart in elevators and other small spaces Kane hired "Steve" for the Dell computer commercials Kane got Greg the Bunny Canceled Kane screwed Bret! Kane runs RF Video Kane's the reason Shawn lost his smile. And finally...Kane cut Owen's cord... I would not have mentioned that last one, but dammit you people have came up with some sick shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I would not have mentioned that last one, but dammit you people have came up with some sick shit. I know. I think I may have gone too far in suggesting Kane was responsible for Tommy Fierro's rise to prominence in the IWC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is supplying Iraq with weapons of Mass destruction. Kane is keeping the Palestinians and Israelis from achieving peace. You know when your computer lags in a game and you somehow die? That's Kane. Kane was the one who asked the out the chick that YOU wanted to ask out. Kane kidnapped Amelia Earhart. Kane stole my lucky charms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 8, 2002 I know. I think I may have gone too far in suggesting Kane was responsible for Tommy Fierro's rise to prominence in the IWC. Yeah dude...that is pretty fucked up KANE STOLE MY GIMMICK!!! Kane bit Evander Holifield's ear off Kane trolls this board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is responsible for the one missing sock in the dryer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 8, 2002 You know when you're driving and that one person ahead of you is driving sooo slow? Well that's Kane too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane is responsible for Christopher Daniels' never ever getting signed! Kane eats veal! Kane shit in Sable's gym bag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
