Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was Jack the Ripper Kane is responsible for the Red Sox, White Sox and Cubs not winning a World Series in 85 years. Kane started the slave trade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Bill Gates? Merely a titular head. Real head of Microsoft? Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane ran Enron and Worldcom. Kane started buying up dot-com startups, which led to the eventual drop in all high-tech stocks. Kane pulled something similar to cause the Great Depression. He even caused the Tulip Stock Crash in Holland back in 17whateveritwas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 8, 2002 Kane caused the Potato Blight in Ireland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted October 9, 2002 This just in from HHH 'IT WAS MEEEEEE' and that goes for all 4 pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane told the Jews to build a Golden Calf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane fathered TheBrain from DDT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was also Brain's Mother (don't ask) BTW. This is funny stuff. I remember one time in the WDI chat we did something like this for Bret Hart...anyway funny stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane produced the last Aerosmith album. Kane stole fizzy lifting drinks. Kane played an extension of Kevin Nash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is responsible for releasing movies on DVD in full-screen format Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was the guy typing the Japanese Declaration of War before the attack on Pearl Harbour. (Since he was so slow, the Declaration came after the attack. Of course, my historical knowledge of this is based on the movie Tora Tora Tora, so I could be wrong) Kane sunk Atlantis. Kane called down the meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. (He had to put himself over ALL THE DINOSAURS in order to be seen as more of a threat to HHH.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Ya know when ur pissing in a urinal and you gwt that Riccochet spray? Thats Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Jews wandering around the desert for forty years? Kane was giving them directions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane got my sister pregnant. And it turns out Kane was really the third man all along.Hogan was just a decoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane used to eat dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer. Kane told the Blazers to draft Sam Bowie instead of Michael Jordan. And the voices in Damien Demento's head, it was Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane drove the Hummer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Premature ejaculation? You can thank Kane for that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane told them to run the 'Dewey beats Truman' headline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane drives by movie theaters and yells out the endings to people in line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane used to return tapes without rewinding them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane put the curse on the Boston Red Sox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was really the one behind the demise of Newsradio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 9, 2002 R Kelly sex video? Nope, that's KANE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Those annoying anti-drug ads? Funded by Kane. America's ghey school system? Kane as well. Oh, and Kane invented Nova, too. Think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane raised the cost of cigarettes in NY. Paul Roma and Mongo in the horsemen, Kane's idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane wont let the UN inspect his missle collection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted October 9, 2002 The founder of the LDS religion, in a drug-induced haze, saw a vision of Kane. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints: We will shoot lightning at those who oppose. And gays. And minorities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane convinced Jared that walking to Subway was a great dieting idea. Kane convinced Jerry Jones to buy the Cowboys. Kane nominated Bud Selig for commissioner of baseball. You know that itch that you can't reach? That's Kane. I'm also convinced that the continual brush fires here in Southern California are Kane's tributes to himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardygrrl Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane booked Kennel in the Cell and the Patterson/Briscoe Evening Gown Hardcore match. Kane told Hyatte he could write. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane made cobainwasmurdereerererrreeed a bad speller. SHAME on your, Kane! SHAME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
