Guest Jack Tunney Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Remember when you'd get a boner in the middle of History class for no reason?..........yup,that's Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Remember when you'd get a boner in the middle of History class for no reason?..........yup,that's Kane. THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY~! DAMN THAT KANE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane got MST3K cancelled from Comedy Central and is keeping the rights to the movies locked up! Kane wrote the new Superman movie script. and worst of all.............Kane fired Mike Sanders!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane brought head lice to the US. Kane invented the drive through speakers that you can't understand anything out of. Kane also gave Magic Johnson HIV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane destroyed the tower of Babel, founded nambla, killed Cliff instead of Lars, and created homework. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted October 9, 2002 And here I was thinking he just made New Coke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is why I feel an odd draft whenever I bend over. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is the one behind those annoying Truth commercials. Kane set up Winona Ryder Kane was Divine Brown Kane gave career advice to David Lee Roth The guy with 15 items in the 10 or less checkout? Take a good look next time.....yep.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 9, 2002 That Kane's smarter than the average bear, he stole my picnic basket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 9, 2002 You know when you think you hear the phone ring while you're in the shower? Kane is calling. Also, that nasty case of athlete's foot, Kane. Kane made the Bears lose on monday. Kane was the one who raised the briefcase in the Austin/McMahons ladder match from 99 KOTR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Why do your clothes shrink in the dryer...could it be...KANE! Kane's the reason ink pens run out of ink Paper doesn't give you paper cuts, KANE gives you paper cuts Remember those McDonals burgers where the hot side stayed hot and the cool side stayed cool...Kane put an end to that Kane stabbed Bruiser Brody to death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted October 9, 2002 It was Kane and not a moose that Adrian Adonis' van swerved to avoid in on that Canadian highway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids and their stupid dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Scrappy Doo was Kane's idea. Jar Jar Binks was Kane's idea. Kane is the cause of male pattern baldness. Kane convinced Bill Watterson to stop drawing Calvin & Hobbes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane cut the breaklines to Magnum TA's car!!! And all along I thought it was Dusty Rhodes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Ya know that smell when u go in a Port-a-John? Kane. Kane is the leading cause of Cancer in the USA. Kane is Tyler Durden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane convinced millions of idiots across the nation that The Matrix is the best movie ever made. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane Hates Kylie~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is a co-dependent enabler, supporting drug addictions across the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane Hates Kylie~! I guess Kane's an OK guy, after all... In the very least, Kane should let Kylie wear his mask Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is why I killed Spaceman Spiff. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Can't get on the Internet...That's Kane Waiting to long at McD's for your burger? Maybe Kane's working in the Kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 West Nile Virus = Kane experimenting w/ mosquitoes Mad Cow Disease = Kane experimenting w/ livestock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane fought the law and won. Kane assassinated Abraham Lincoln. Kane started the Spanish Inquisition (thanks to Kane I can't spell) Kane hooked Bill Clinton up with Monica Lewinsky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted October 9, 2002 That obnoxious little bitch Avril impossible to hide from whilst innocently watching tv? yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane caused Christopher Reeves to fall off the horse. Kane stabbed Monica Seles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane caused the Stock Market Crash of '29 Kane caused the Black Plague Kane is the reason why so many teens are pregnant these days Kane framed Rikishi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is preventing the Come Into My World single from being released until November 11th!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARD!!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is preventing the release of Chinese Democracy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted October 9, 2002 kane will be responsible for the upcoming contract release of perry saturn. FUCKER%%% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
