Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kane went to John Hinkley and whispered "If you shoot Reagan, Jodie Foster will love you forever." Kane is responsible for the tobacco companies hiding the truth about nicotine. He's also responsible for those stupid infecttruth commercials. Kane makes about 75% of Heisman winners bust. Kane told Bud Selig that scheduling baseball playoff games at odd times was a sure-fire ratings grabber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slingshot Suplex Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kane wrote all the songs on the Hanson album Kane is the major cause of menstruation in the US Kane caught the Giant when he was thrown from the Cobo Hall roof. Kane was piloting the helicopter during the filming of Twilight Zone-The Movie but took the only parachute. Kane hangs up just when you are about to answer the phone after rushing out of the shower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Kane put Pete Rose's name on all those betting slips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Kane was the deciding factor in women getting the vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted October 12, 2002 When you sit on the toilet, start to do your business, and realize there is no paper. Kane When you have to wait two hours for a pizza delivery because someone robbed the delivery guy. Kane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Blue Screen of Death? Yep, Kane. Kane also makes it ever impossible for Danzig to join the Misfits again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CA$H MONEY Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Kane causes cold sores Kane is the fly that lands on your freshly cooked food Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Kane is the guy in fantasy drafts who takes the guy you want the spot before you pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Kane kills a kitten whenever you masturbate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted October 13, 2002 You know that Nero? That man rapin', son killin', charriot ridin', mother slaughterin' son of a gun?! Kane is his father. Canker sores? Yep. Batman and Robin? You betcha. Kane is the reason the US doesn't have straws in it's soda machines! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kane killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, and framed O.J. Kane betrayed Cecil. (points to he who gets that) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 13, 2002 (MARKS OUT FOR THE FINAL FANTASY II(IV) REFERENCE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH) Kane was the brains behind Zemus(Zeromus)!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 (MARKS OUT FOR THE FINAL FANTASY II(IV) REFERENCE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH) Kane was the brains behind Zemus(Zeromus)!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Kane was responsible for the deaths of Edge's parents. Dual reference, baby! Do you think that it will turn out that Katie Vick's murder was a result a Golbez's mind control? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BaldFish Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kane is the reason for the second through the fourth Highlander movies. He also fiscally backs Castro's regime. You know the ovens used to kill the Jews in the Holocaust? He lit the pilot light by doing the fire thing with his arms. Kane was the one who suggested that I give my girlfriend a puppy for Hanukkah, and that I put it in eight boxes. And the sad thing is--HHH is still more evil than he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MideonMark Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kane spat on Kramer and Newman after the baseball game Kane convinced Felicity to cut her hair, the bastard Vince didnt screw Bret, Kane screwed Bret Kane told De Niro to accept the part in Rocky and Bullwinkle The guy talking really loudly on his phone beside you on the train or bus, thats Kane Kane really did shoot JR, then convinced everyone it was all a dream, so he wouldnt be convicted Chris Jericho-conspiracy victim, that was Kanes fault Kane ran over Austin, he did it for the freaks Kane is Kaiser Souze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 BaldFish, are you a minimalist, by chance? Anyhoo... Kane gave the go-ahead for the Airplane sequel. Kane killed TAKA for not being EVIL enough. Kane either created or destroyed Crystal Pepsi, depending on what you thought about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BaldFish Report post Posted October 13, 2002 BaldFish, are you a minimalist, by chance? Oh, the potential punchlines. "No, but I like only a touch of cinnamon in my coffee, making me a cinnaminimalist." "Y." "No, I just like fucking midgets." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 What I was getting at was did you ever post here or at the old board as BaldGhoti, (and as we all know ghoti can be fish) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BaldFish Report post Posted October 13, 2002 What I was getting at was did you ever post here or at the old board as BaldGhoti, (and as we all know ghoti can be fish) Yes. I'm surprised someone remembered me. I didn't really post here all that much until a few months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kane causes PMS When the drive through guys at McDonalds fuck up your order, that's Kane Kane invented telemarketers Kane is the one armed man You know how you sometimes stumble and fall over nothing? That's Kane Kane causes people to stutter Kane told the record companies to band together and sue Napster The Challenger explosion? Guess who... Remember that asshole teacher who gave you a horrible mark even though you deserved better? Kane told them to Kane voted for Gary Condit You know that piece of loose skin on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it? Yep, Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kane is the guy who poses as a girl in chat rooms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 14, 2002 It was Kane that fiddled while Rome burned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kane killed Simon Birch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kane had the last dance with Mary Jane not Tom Petty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kane piloted the Enola Gay You know all of the assassinations in history? Kane. Kane destroyed the Bering Straight land Bridge 50 thousand years ago. You know those daily boners you wake up to in the morning? Kane. Kane told Jimi Hendrix about this new 'fad' he'd descovered... if you get my drift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kane didn't know how to drive a stick shift! He also either did or didn't fuck a dead chick, although traces of his semen were found in her body during the autopsy. X-Pac, however, referred to Kane's penis as a "crispy critter" and implied that most of it had been destroyed in that fire, so the logistics of Kane having sex with anyone...well, it just doesn't add up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted October 15, 2002 hhh6294...WHOA! Another Justin Credible mark, we're a rare breed here. Kane's keeping this thread going Kane handpicked the Tough Enough 2 winners Kane hired Steven for Dell commercials Someone (who's not me) should compose this entire list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted October 15, 2002 You know those times where somebody farts, but you can't figure out who did it? Yep, Kane Again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted October 16, 2002 hhh6294...WHOA! Another Justin Credible mark, we're a rare breed here. Sad, but true. Kane holds down Justin Credible so HHH doesn't have to! Kane made me think this wild shit up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 16, 2002 Kane FUCKS WITH THE HAT!!!!!! See? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
