What else did Kane do?

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Kane won't let that poor rabbit have any Trix...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kane took that dump on your lawn that you stepped in on your way to get the mail this afternoon.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kane cut off Kerry Von Erich's foot!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Remember the Black Death? That was all Kane's fault.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kane keeps J-Pop from bursting into the American Mainstream.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

West Nile Virus? That was Kane, too.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kane fixes the Special Olympics!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kane ALWAYS drinks the last beer.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Kane put hotdog buns in packages of ten , and hotdogs in packages of eight.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kane is responsible for the nation's obesity problem!

[Zorin Industries]

Kane keeps J-Pop from bursting into the American Mainstream.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Kane dies NOW!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kane is keeping BLACK MANTA~! from working properly.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Kane ordered the Code Red~!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're god damned right he did!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kane caused the suicides of many Germans in the early 1800s. Or did Goethe do that?

 

Nah, Kane did it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I'm terribly bored.

 

Anyway, it appears that Kane has been a busy guy. So let's see what we got so far...

 

 

1) Was on the grassy knoll.

2) Tripped Shockmaster, therefore derailing his push.

3) Booked "Heroes of Wrestling."

4) Made "Legends of Wrestling."

5) Causes you to hit all red lights on your way to somewhere.

6) Kicks puppies.

7) Linked to Communism.

8) Created AIDS.

9) Killed Nicole Brown/Framed OJ Simpson

10) Created "New Coke."

11) Responsible for Cheerios burps.

12) Has something or other to do with anthrax.

13) Causes men to perform badly in bed (which is even more disgusting if taken out of context)

14) Responsible for the recent DC area shootings.

15) The leading cause of plaque build-up.

16) Kane made Soriano drop the ball.

17) Responsible for 9/11.

18) Responsible for Nazi policy in the early 20th century.

19) Sunk the Titanic.

20) It's thought that he killed Jesus.

21) Caused the Braves to lose.

22) He's an opponent of the Time Cube.

23) He booked WCW in it's closing stages.

24) Started Bradshaw on his path of man-love by force.

25) Invented abortion.

26) He shot the sheriff.

27) And the deputy.

28) Caused fall of Roman Empire.

29) He took the "bomp" out of "bomp-sh-bomp-sh-bomp" and the "dit" out of "dit-di-dit-di-dit"

30) Sent into the past to eliminate Jericho before Jericho could put a stop to Triple H.

31) He's an evil word bastard.

32) Caused Flyboy's girlfriend to break up with him.

33) Caused the Great Fire of London.

34) He invented voice boxes.

35) Invented a cure for severe burns.

36) Caused the Hindenburg Disaster.

37) Murdered Alexander the Great.

38) He killed Abel.

39) He's responsible for the Star Wars Prequels.

40) He took the pics of Flair with Miss Elizabeth.

41) Kane was responsible for the Oklahoma bombing.

42) Kane was the one counting ballots in FL.

43) Kane dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

44) Kane started the Great Chicago Fire.

45) Assassinated Archduke Ferdinand, leading to WWI.

45) Kane is TheBrain (DDT poster and SmarkBoard troll)

46) Stole cookies from the cookie jar.

47) Invented the Macarena.

48) Told HHH "if you get in good with Steph you might get that push you've been asking about"

49) Kane broke up The Beatles and framed Yoko.

50) Kane wrote "Dude, Where's My Car?"

51) Knocked Crandamaniac's PB&J on the floor.

52) Kane dumped grass clippings on his lawn, effectively killing it.

53) Kane loosened his windshield wipers.

54) Taught Bradshaw all he knew, possibly coinciding with #24.

55) At the beginning of time, Kane unleashed Entropy into the universe, causing it to be born old.

56) Former Czar of Russia, going by the name of Ivan the Fourth.

57) Said/Invented the word "Kanenite."

58) Killed the dinosaurs.

59) Kane let the dogs out.

60) Sold poison school milk to children.

61) Invented the BCS.

62) Had Oklahoma win a title.

63) Shot down TWA flight #800.

64) Killed the Black Dahila.

65) Kane told Mack Brown to start Chris Simms and bench Major Applewhite last season.

66) Kane made Edgerrin James and Miami run all over UCLA in 1998, and made Cade McNown's pass to Brad Melsby go high so Miami would knock UCLA out of the national championship picture.

67) Kane is an advisor to Gary Bettman.

68) He touched Kotzenjunge's no-no zone.

69) Kane made E.T. for Atari 2600!

70) He's holding down the Trix Rabbit.

71) Kane took that dump on your lawn that you stepped in on your way to get the mail this afternoon.

72) Cut off Kerry von Erich's foot.

73) Responsible for the black death.

74) He's holding down k-pop, and preventing it from breaking through in America.

75) West Nile Virus.

76) Fixes the Special Olympics.

77) Always drinks the last beer.

78) Responsible for hot dog and hot dog bun packaging disparity.

79) Responsible for the USA's obesity problem.

80) He's keeping Kotzen's BLACK MANTA~! from working properly.

81) Ordered the Code Red.

82) Kane caused the suicides of many Germans in the early 1800s

 

 

And then, there's Rob's first post in the thread which I don't even feel like getting into.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Kane taught DJ Jeff all about emoticons.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Kane made Scott Norwood shank that kick to lose Buffalo's first Super Bowl

[Guest Vern Gagne]

The Rolling Stones song Sympathy for the Devil is really about Kane.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Kane is the reason I got to work this thursday instead of going to the fair to see my friends

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Kane invented the horror that is pop-up ads

[Guest Incandenza]

Kane got Tommy Fierro his gig at 1popup.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Kane gave Eve the forbidden fruit.

[Guest converge241]

he sat in first class on planes

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Kane also likes to fart in elevators and other small spaces

 

Kane hired "Steve" for the Dell computer commercials

 

Kane got Greg the Bunny Canceled

 

Kane screwed Bret!

 

Kane runs RF Video

 

Kane's the reason Shawn lost his smile.

 

And finally...Kane cut Owen's cord...

 

I would not have mentioned that last one, but dammit you people have came up with some sick shit.

[Guest Incandenza]

I would not have mentioned that last one, but dammit you people have came up with some sick shit.

I know. I think I may have gone too far in suggesting Kane was responsible for Tommy Fierro's rise to prominence in the IWC.

[Guest LaParkaMarka]

Kane is supplying Iraq with weapons of Mass destruction.

 

Kane is keeping the Palestinians and Israelis from achieving peace.

 

You know when your computer lags in a game and you somehow die? That's Kane.

 

Kane was the one who asked the out the chick that YOU wanted to ask out.

 

Kane kidnapped Amelia Earhart.

 

Kane stole my lucky charms.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I know. I think I may have gone too far in suggesting Kane was responsible for Tommy Fierro's rise to prominence in the IWC.

Yeah dude...that is pretty fucked up

 

KANE STOLE MY GIMMICK!!!

 

Kane bit Evander Holifield's ear off

 

Kane trolls this board

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Kane is responsible for the one missing sock in the dryer.

[Guest crandamaniac]

You know when you're driving and that one person ahead of you is driving sooo slow? Well that's Kane too

[Guest Nevermortal]

Kane is responsible for Christopher Daniels' never ever getting signed!

 

Kane eats veal!

 

Kane shit in Sable's gym bag!