Guest Vern Gagne Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Kane was Jack the Ripper Kane is responsible for the Red Sox, White Sox and Cubs not winning a World Series in 85 years. Kane started the slave trade.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Bill Gates? Merely a titular head. Real head of Microsoft? Kane.
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Kane ran Enron and Worldcom. Kane started buying up dot-com startups, which led to the eventual drop in all high-tech stocks. Kane pulled something similar to cause the Great Depression. He even caused the Tulip Stock Crash in Holland back in 17whateveritwas.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 8, 2002 Report Posted October 8, 2002 Kane caused the Potato Blight in Ireland
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 This just in from HHH 'IT WAS MEEEEEE' and that goes for all 4 pages.
Guest gthureson Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane told the Jews to build a Golden Calf.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane fathered TheBrain from DDT.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was also Brain's Mother (don't ask) BTW. This is funny stuff. I remember one time in the WDI chat we did something like this for Bret Hart...anyway funny stuff.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane produced the last Aerosmith album. Kane stole fizzy lifting drinks. Kane played an extension of Kevin Nash.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is responsible for releasing movies on DVD in full-screen format
Guest LaParkaMarka Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was the guy typing the Japanese Declaration of War before the attack on Pearl Harbour. (Since he was so slow, the Declaration came after the attack. Of course, my historical knowledge of this is based on the movie Tora Tora Tora, so I could be wrong) Kane sunk Atlantis. Kane called down the meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. (He had to put himself over ALL THE DINOSAURS in order to be seen as more of a threat to HHH.)
Guest cartman Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Ya know when ur pissing in a urinal and you gwt that Riccochet spray? Thats Kane.
Guest gthureson Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Jews wandering around the desert for forty years? Kane was giving them directions.
Guest Jack Tunney Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane got my sister pregnant. And it turns out Kane was really the third man all along.Hogan was just a decoy.
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane used to eat dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer. Kane told the Blazers to draft Sam Bowie instead of Michael Jordan. And the voices in Damien Demento's head, it was Kane.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Premature ejaculation? You can thank Kane for that
Guest gthureson Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane told them to run the 'Dewey beats Truman' headline.
Guest Jack Tunney Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane drives by movie theaters and yells out the endings to people in line.
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane used to return tapes without rewinding them.
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane put the curse on the Boston Red Sox.
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane was really the one behind the demise of Newsradio.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 R Kelly sex video? Nope, that's KANE!
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Those annoying anti-drug ads? Funded by Kane. America's ghey school system? Kane as well. Oh, and Kane invented Nova, too. Think about it.
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane raised the cost of cigarettes in NY. Paul Roma and Mongo in the horsemen, Kane's idea.
Guest Jack Tunney Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane wont let the UN inspect his missle collection.
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 The founder of the LDS religion, in a drug-induced haze, saw a vision of Kane. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints: We will shoot lightning at those who oppose. And gays. And minorities.
Guest phoenixrising Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane convinced Jared that walking to Subway was a great dieting idea. Kane convinced Jerry Jones to buy the Cowboys. Kane nominated Bud Selig for commissioner of baseball. You know that itch that you can't reach? That's Kane. I'm also convinced that the continual brush fires here in Southern California are Kane's tributes to himself.
Guest hardygrrl Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane booked Kennel in the Cell and the Patterson/Briscoe Evening Gown Hardcore match. Kane told Hyatte he could write.
Guest treble charged Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane made cobainwasmurdereerererrreeed a bad speller. SHAME on your, Kane! SHAME!
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