Guest Jack Tunney Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Remember when you'd get a boner in the middle of History class for no reason?..........yup,that's Kane.
Guest treble charged Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Remember when you'd get a boner in the middle of History class for no reason?..........yup,that's Kane. THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY~! DAMN THAT KANE!!!
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane got MST3K cancelled from Comedy Central and is keeping the rights to the movies locked up! Kane wrote the new Superman movie script. and worst of all.............Kane fired Mike Sanders!!!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane brought head lice to the US. Kane invented the drive through speakers that you can't understand anything out of. Kane also gave Magic Johnson HIV
Guest RevEvil Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane destroyed the tower of Babel, founded nambla, killed Cliff instead of Lars, and created homework.
Guest MrRant Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 And here I was thinking he just made New Coke
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is why I feel an odd draft whenever I bend over. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Slingshot Suplex Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is the one behind those annoying Truth commercials. Kane set up Winona Ryder Kane was Divine Brown Kane gave career advice to David Lee Roth The guy with 15 items in the 10 or less checkout? Take a good look next time.....yep....
Guest midnight_burn Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 That Kane's smarter than the average bear, he stole my picnic basket.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 You know when you think you hear the phone ring while you're in the shower? Kane is calling. Also, that nasty case of athlete's foot, Kane. Kane made the Bears lose on monday. Kane was the one who raised the briefcase in the Austin/McMahons ladder match from 99 KOTR.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Why do your clothes shrink in the dryer...could it be...KANE! Kane's the reason ink pens run out of ink Paper doesn't give you paper cuts, KANE gives you paper cuts Remember those McDonals burgers where the hot side stayed hot and the cool side stayed cool...Kane put an end to that Kane stabbed Bruiser Brody to death
Guest Slingshot Suplex Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 It was Kane and not a moose that Adrian Adonis' van swerved to avoid in on that Canadian highway.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids and their stupid dog.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Scrappy Doo was Kane's idea. Jar Jar Binks was Kane's idea. Kane is the cause of male pattern baldness. Kane convinced Bill Watterson to stop drawing Calvin & Hobbes
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane cut the breaklines to Magnum TA's car!!! And all along I thought it was Dusty Rhodes.
Guest cartman Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Ya know that smell when u go in a Port-a-John? Kane. Kane is the leading cause of Cancer in the USA. Kane is Tyler Durden
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane convinced millions of idiots across the nation that The Matrix is the best movie ever made. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is a co-dependent enabler, supporting drug addictions across the world.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane Hates Kylie~! I guess Kane's an OK guy, after all... In the very least, Kane should let Kylie wear his mask
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is why I killed Spaceman Spiff. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest crandamaniac Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Can't get on the Internet...That's Kane Waiting to long at McD's for your burger? Maybe Kane's working in the Kitchen.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 West Nile Virus = Kane experimenting w/ mosquitoes Mad Cow Disease = Kane experimenting w/ livestock
Guest Vern Gagne Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane fought the law and won. Kane assassinated Abraham Lincoln. Kane started the Spanish Inquisition (thanks to Kane I can't spell) Kane hooked Bill Clinton up with Monica Lewinsky.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 That obnoxious little bitch Avril impossible to hide from whilst innocently watching tv? yep.
Guest D'Lo White Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane caused Christopher Reeves to fall off the horse. Kane stabbed Monica Seles.
Guest hhh6294 Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane caused the Stock Market Crash of '29 Kane caused the Black Plague Kane is the reason why so many teens are pregnant these days Kane framed Rikishi!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is preventing the Come Into My World single from being released until November 11th!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARD!!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Vern Gagne Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane is preventing the release of Chinese Democracy
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 kane will be responsible for the upcoming contract release of perry saturn. FUCKER%%%
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