Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 That obnoxious little bitch Avril impossible to hide from whilst innocently watching tv? yep. Hey, that's not true; in fact, if it weren't for the people on this board that are Arvil fans, I'd have no earthly idea who she was. No MTV = no Avril. Howe'er, comma, I have it on good authority that Kane shot JR.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 9, 2002 Report Posted October 9, 2002 Kane = Scott Keith. And SK's Biggest Fan.
LaParkaYourCar Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane bought a dime bag from a dealer who gets drugs from a smuggler who's boss works for a cartel that left a cigarette burning which burned down a Dairy Queen which badly burned a small dog!!! Drug money supports bad things!!!!
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane is the reason why so many teens are pregnant these days I kind've envy him for that.
Guest Slickk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane is a terrorist. He and Bin Laden are brothers. Undertaker was adopted!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane sneaks into people's houses and pops on the floor knowing the dog will be blamed for it later
Guest Slickk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane is the sniper in Virginia-Maryland!!! That's who he murdered!!!
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 That one's been done... Kane is behind cereal going soggy. Kane told the World Wildlife Foundation "You know, I don't think Vince trademarked the WWF name"
Guest hhh6294 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane is the reason why so many people commit suicide these days Kane told the Germanic tribes that the Romans were raping their pigs Kane convinced Chris Columbus that he was indeed in India. Kane is on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list under six different names. Kane told Truman to nuke something or die.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane shot JR and Mr. Burns Kane made my hair fall out Kane knocked down the Berlin Wall Kane told David Arquette he could wrestle Kane was responsible for the Kennel from Hell match Kane gave Andy Kaufman cancer Kane created the internet Kane invented the Dewey Decimal System Kane is responsible for the Metric system not being popular in the US Kane tore Kevin Nash's quad Kane locks you out of your house/car.. Kane abducts people in the middle of the night and they think its an alien Kane is the fifth dentist out of five
Guest midnight_burn Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane is responsible for 4 out of 5 cases of Tooth Decay.
Guest crandamaniac Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane tore Kevin Nash's quad And that makes Kane Evil how?
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane goes to the zoo and slaps retarded monkeys around so he can feel like a big shot
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane genetically altered the meats of the world so they'd always get stuck between your teeth. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You know why there's no nudity on tv? Kane Kane shot John Lennon and blamed it on Mark Chapman, who happend to be sitting there minding his own business
Guest cartman Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Ya know how annoying edited songs on the radio are? Kane did that. Not to mention those times when ur eating popcorn and u get those little pieces stuck to your mouth, that's all Kane.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Crashed UFO's in Area 51? Nope, they're locked in Kane's basement.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane cancelled the following shows: --Remote Control --Futurama
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane cancelled the following shows: --Remote Control --Futurama hmmm...maybe this Kane fella isn't as bad as we thought he was... Even though he did invent country music
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You're dissin' Remote Control & Futurama?!? I'm gonna send Kane over to your place if you're not careful...
Guest Vern Gagne Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane was the Goobleygooker Kane was the one that framed Roger Rabbitt Kane told Jim Ross to use the world Hoss Kane hit on Nicole Bass
Guest Jack Tunney Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Spontaneous human combustion is just Kane doing that thing with his arms.
Guest gthureson Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Apollo 13? Kane doesn't believe man should be in space.
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 When Nero played the fiddle and Rome burned... Kane was running around like a child, his arms shooting up and down, again and again... And all of those "Hoodie-wearing Mallfucks" we hate are Kane's offspring. EDIT: Oh yeah, wasn't it HBK that did the briefcase? His little "King Of The Ring" toy that came out in '99 had a little briefcase. ...Nah, it was Kane. Carry on!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane broke into my car and jacked my stereo. You know when you stand in a certain area and you can't get a damn reception on your cell phone no matter how hard you try? It's Kane's doing. Kane is also responsible for red-eye in photos.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Kane's new mask allows easier eating out of your mother. And that's not a coincidence.
Guest crandamaniac Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 I dunno why I find that funny, but I do
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kane tore Kevin Nash's quad And that makes Kane Evil how? Nash gets the HHH treatment and wins the title after coming back. DUH More: Kane cancelled Push Nevada Kane causes male shrinkage Kane makes sure you have bad breath when you go on a date Kane gives you gas in an elevator
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kane gives you gas in an elevator I already pimped the link with Kane and elevator fartage...we may need to end this soon. Even though Kane took out Buddy Holly's plane with a boomerang...BAD KANE!
Guest J*ingus Posted October 11, 2002 Report Posted October 11, 2002 Kane told some militant psycho in Maryland that he should practice his shooting before he tried out for the army. Kane smuggled his 300+ pound body into Aaliyah's plane, and parachuted out when it started going down. Kane first suggested the use of "Oh, TAG~!" to Lita.
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