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How pure are you?

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Guest Incandenza
You're right:

You are 26% GAY!

I think I was even more honest, this time. Just 'cause you're gayer than me doesn't mean you have to be jealous of my bursting heterosexuality. Go catch a show on Broadway, or something.

Fine. Stay in your little closet, TC.

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Guest treble charged

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

OMG, U R GAY LOL

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Guest Ravenbomb

some more test results from me

personality:

MASTERMIND

(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

 

 

 

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

 

that's funny, 'cause I was thinking of taking German next year.

 

love test

Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a...

84%  

 

 

Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

 

Un-telligence

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

 

78% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

 

 

 

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

 

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

 

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

 

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."  

 

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent

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Guest CED Ordonez

Kotz--

 

The last line under all those tests that reads "Take More Tests...." will take you to the full line of tests. The New IQ test shouldn't be hard to find since "NEW" is in big red letters.

I clocked in at a 135, BTW.

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Guest Incandenza
Gay Test: 33% Gay.

 

The average is 39%.

 

Hmm.

Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho.

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Guest treble charged
Gay Test:  33% Gay.

 

The average is 39%.

 

Hmm.

Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho.

I think we're putting too much stock in on-line tests that don't mean anything.

 

Except, of course, for the Gay Test. That one is 100% accurate.

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Gay Test:  33% Gay.

 

The average is 39%.

 

Hmm.

Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho.

*raises hand* 31% Gay and still identified as a woman. Makes ya think...

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Guest treble charged

Yeah, but you're more gay than I am.

 

Sorry.

 

EDIT: And lookit, I'm so proud of my test results, I've changed my custom title for the first time since April.

 

Office Glen will return, don't you worry.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Where's the sig picture of the person getting bopped that I loved so much, CED?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Leena

I took all those tests on The Spark some years ago now. I forgot how I did, and don't really wanna do them again.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I managed to swing a 125 on the IQ test despite being harassed by my mother during the whole test. I couldn't think straight for a single question. I'm sure people will say I'm making excuses, but it's true.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Flyboy

Gay Test: 33%

 

Purity Test: 69%

 

Dateable Test: 83%

 

Sex Test: Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

 

 

2 people!

 

And you'll first have sex at age 19,

in your own bed.

You are 21% sexy.

 

Death Test: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

February 19, 2064

at the age of 76 years old.

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Guest CED Ordonez
Where's the sig picture of the person getting bopped that I loved so much, CED?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

It'll be back by the end of the week, Kotz. The power of Bisch compelled me this weekend.

 

EDIT: To heck with that. Back up it comes right now.

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Guest DrTom

Gay Test: 21%

Dateable Test: 80%

Love Test: 76%

Death Test: I'll croak on 10/9/2040 at age 66. BAH GAWD, that's only 38 years off!

Sex Test: 12 women, 41% sexy, and it said I'm a passionate kisser.

 

Oh, and the purity test...

38%

Muahahaha! Muahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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Guest J*ingus

I tried to do the new IQ test, but my comp froze up halfway through. Just as well, it was pretty damn hard.

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