Guest Bosstones Fan Report post Posted October 9, 2002 At first, I was skeptical as to the validity of these tests. But now, I am really starting to wonder. The personality test said that I have the personality of an accountant. In my real-life career, I am, in fact, an accountant (who is studying for the CPA exam). That's some scary shit. EDIT: spelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm 30% gay. And I'll die on May 16, 2053 at 68 years of age. 36% chance of dying from cancer. Neato. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I am also 34% Gay and 51% Insane. Yay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm 31% gay and I'll die December 13, 2050 at the age of 64 years old, 30% chance of heart attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 The results are in! You are 14% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. I'm totally not a slut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted October 9, 2002 78% Pure 22% Gay 66% Dateable 73% Un-Telligent I will die on October 21, 2057 at age of 74 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Man... I just spent like an hour on that site and here's what I got... 17% insane 28% sexy, I'll have 3 more lovers and love 2 of them, and have a 36% chance of dying during sex 85% datable 42% un-intelligent with: Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal. "But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 54% chance that he will end up in prison! "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." 34% bitch 51% friend 24% gay 59% pure(???!?!?) I have a Mastermind personality and finally, I will die on October 14, 2042 at 62 years of age and most likely from a heart attack at 29% Damn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Damn, Rico! You are... 74% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand." people more dateable than you (36%) people just as dateable as you (4%) people less dateable than you (59%) I had no idea I was such a stud. ------------------------------------------------------ Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 6 people! Including the 5 you've already had sex with, that makes 1 new lover! You are 38% sexy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Only one more person??? The info on your 1 future sex partner(s): 1 of them will be female 0 of them will be male And you will actually love 1 of them! You have a 36% chance of dying during sex. Damn.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I think I'll take the others now. I'm curious about myself. I'll post the results here when I'm done with the Dateability, Sex, Unintelligence, and whatever else tests tickly my Alabama Crab Dangle. SUSPENSE~! (I'm DYING to see the insanity results) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm not posting the results of the 'Sex Test'. Suffice to say they were rather embarrassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Sweet Jeebus... I got a 31% on my Purity test. I think I'll get ready to rot in Hell now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm 71% pure. I thought I would be lower after some of the stuff I answered on there. 20% gay I will die June 7, 2054 I'm 30% sexy, will have sex with 5 people (is that the default answer?) and supposedly will have sex before the year is out in a foreign country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 9, 2002 54% pure. Mostly on the sex stuff, I think. 25% gay. Still below average, so yay me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 9, 2002 33% Pure (I am EVIL~!) 78% Un-telligent (I was a Boy Scout) 34% Sexy, will have sex with 5 more people (yay) 32% Insane (sounds a bit low) 78& Loveable (I'm a hopeless romantic wimp) 31% Gay (sounds a bit high) 72% Dateable (I'm sure there must be SOME reason why I've only had 2 girlfriends...) 37% Slutty (results may be skewed since the test is technically for women... but on the other hand, 2 others also put Isabelle Adjani as the "man" they'd most like to sleep with) 67% Friendly (I'm loyal... to a degree) Gender Test guessed I'm a man, but just barely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 9, 2002 10% insane. That'll confuse the hell out of my friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I am 20% pure. Bow down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I am 66% dateable, but 66% of the people in my group are more dateable than I am. That explains a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Purity Test: 74% pure Gay Test: 20% gay My Personality : JUDGE (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker ) Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love. While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us. Death Test: December 12, 2052 at the age of 70 years old Unintelligence Test: 20% Gender Test: 86% Confidence I am a MAN Datable Test: 62% Lazy Test: 84% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Im 60% pure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm SURE as hell not posting the results of the gender test, either. That site sure is bad for my self-esteem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Slathering billycrickets! You are 63%insane!tly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys. FUN FACT... people more trustworthy than you (10%) people just as trustworthy as you (0%) people less trustworthy than you (88%) *********************************************** YEAH, BAYBEE~! *********************************************** Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 10 people! Including the 1 you've already had sex with, that makes 9 new lovers! You are 38% sexy. The info on your 9 future sex partner(s): 9 of them will be female 0 of them will be male And you will actually love 1 of them! Admit it; you like kinky sex toys. ******************************************* I'm kinda disappointed in this: ******************************************* You are 37% GAY! That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay! Here's how you compare: people less gay than you (75%) people just as gay as you (2%) people gayer than you (21%) ****************************************** I thought I was gayer than that. Damn. ****************************************** Mild congratulations, you are... 61% dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods. FUN FACT... people more dateable than you (82%) people just as dateable as you (1%) people less dateable than you (15%) ******************************************************* No surprise there, even though I did fake a few answers because they were too funny to pass up. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******************************************************* POLITICIAN (Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker ) Patrick Spoon Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals. Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life. Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating. ********************************************************** I can't say I'm surprised, but I don't really cheat that much. Dammit, I guess being male kinda hurt ny chances at scoring high on this... ********************************************************** "Please, there's something important I have to tell you... there's something people have been saying... "It involves you and all those inmates." The results are in! You are 39% slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 6,851,100 test takers so far: you're sluttier than 37% of the world. you're cleaner than 62% of the world. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FACT 282 women agreed with you, and chose "Kylie Minogue" as the best sex option of all time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FACT So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple. (I said that!) ********************************************************** I RULE ALL OF YOU: ********************************************************** Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 8, 2064 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (18%) Heart Attack (16%) Homicide (11%) Alien Abduction (9%) Auto-Fellatio (8%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%) Contagious Disease (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Drowning (6%) ****************************************************** I say "BACKDAFUCKUP!!!!" to everyone for a reason: ****************************************************** The results are in. You are certifiably: 61% Bastard! 34% of which is Tard The worldwide average is 44% bastard. How others compare: 1% (same as you) 11% (more bastard than you) 88% (less bastard than you) Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 55% rock-solid friend. Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Best Man at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Worst Man. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them. FUN FACT... people more trustworthy than you (81%) people just as trustworthy as you (1%) people less trustworthy than you (17%) ********************************** ALL RIGHT!!!! ********************************** It all adds up... You are definitely a woman! How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above. Statistically speaking, you are a chick. As we said, this test gets smarter with every taker, and it's almost never wrong. You can make it even better by telling us it was right for you. ************** Here's what it said when I corrected them: ************** REALLY? You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You. People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman, are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human. Thanks, and good luck. *********************** Hey, I was directly in the middle between the two. And that's all of mine. I don't feel like taking anymore. You can all back away slowly now. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Apparently, I will have sex with 5 people (including previous partners) but I have a 36% chance of dying during sex. Is that with the fifth person, or in general? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Here's a funny one......my Inner Child Test Li'l Dictator (Normal Spoiled Functional Adult) Your inner child rides you like the hollow donkey that you are, for it is the Li'l Dictator (NSFA). Brutal, cold and demanding, he rules you with an iron diaper. He recites long speeches of your demise, herds the emotions together in detention centers and generally just makes any pleasure you may have punishable by firing squad. In order to help yourself, the first thing you need to do is revolt, coup or all out assasinate the little bugger. Perform psycological warfare on him. You may get lost in the struggle for independence, but future generations will sing your name. Stay away from open balconies, though. He likes to push. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I always knew Kotz was a tad crazy. But as long as he keeps on rooting for Green Bay, he can be as crazy as he wants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I am 86% dateable. Who Da Man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Oh good I'm only 10% insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm still the man. Look at MY results. I'm just overall awesome. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: I'm also delighted that so many people agreed with me about Kylie on the test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 im 26% gay, 41% Dateable, 43% sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'm 77% dateable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 9, 2002 My results confirmed most of the stuff I already knew, which is a definite good thing.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
