Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 You're right: You are 26% GAY! I think I was even more honest, this time. Just 'cause you're gayer than me doesn't mean you have to be jealous of my bursting heterosexuality. Go catch a show on Broadway, or something. Fine. Stay in your little closet, TC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. OMG, U R GAY LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 some more test results from me personality: MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German. that's funny, 'cause I was thinking of taking German next year. love test Hello, Romeo/Romea! You scored a... 84% Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs. Un-telligence You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 78% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 78% Un-telligent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 33% Gay. The average is 39%. Hmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 WHERE IS THE NEW IQ TEST???? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Kotz-- The last line under all those tests that reads "Take More Tests...." will take you to the full line of tests. The New IQ test shouldn't be hard to find since "NEW" is in big red letters. I clocked in at a 135, BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 33% Gay. The average is 39%. Hmm. Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 33% Gay. The average is 39%. Hmm. Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho. I think we're putting too much stock in on-line tests that don't mean anything. Except, of course, for the Gay Test. That one is 100% accurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 33% Gay. The average is 39%. Hmm. Because you answered honestly. I mean, TC--who was identified as a WOMAN in the gender test--can't be that macho. *raises hand* 31% Gay and still identified as a woman. Makes ya think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Yeah, but you're more gay than I am. Sorry. EDIT: And lookit, I'm so proud of my test results, I've changed my custom title for the first time since April. Office Glen will return, don't you worry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Where's the sig picture of the person getting bopped that I loved so much, CED? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I'm about to take the other tests.. yay me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I took all those tests on The Spark some years ago now. I forgot how I did, and don't really wanna do them again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I managed to swing a 125 on the IQ test despite being harassed by my mother during the whole test. I couldn't think straight for a single question. I'm sure people will say I'm making excuses, but it's true. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I was 22% gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 33% Purity Test: 69% Dateable Test: 83% Sex Test: Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 2 people! And you'll first have sex at age 19, in your own bed. You are 21% sexy. Death Test: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: February 19, 2064 at the age of 76 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Where's the sig picture of the person getting bopped that I loved so much, CED? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge It'll be back by the end of the week, Kotz. The power of Bisch compelled me this weekend. EDIT: To heck with that. Back up it comes right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Woohoo! Anime abuse RULZ, BAYBEE~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Cool sig there, CED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Gay Test: 21% Dateable Test: 80% Love Test: 76% Death Test: I'll croak on 10/9/2040 at age 66. BAH GAWD, that's only 38 years off! Sex Test: 12 women, 41% sexy, and it said I'm a passionate kisser. Oh, and the purity test... 38% Muahahaha! Muahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I tried to do the new IQ test, but my comp froze up halfway through. Just as well, it was pretty damn hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
