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Guest The Flying Dutchman

Why the fuck can't anyone one leave my dick out of a flaming contest?

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Guest Sassquatch

Be lucky that your "dick" is even being acknowledged, Dutch. You don't want them to know the *real* secret in regards to your dick, now do you?

 

:throwup:

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Guest Incandenza

The real secret behind Dutch's wang? Is that one of the benefits of being an ESTABLISHED POSTER at WDI?

 

::makes mental note to spend more time at WDI::

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

My dick is the subject of much controversy, despite the fact that it is there, it is used, and it is well-sized. Frankly, I'm a little disturbed by how much interest people exhibit towards it.

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Guest evenflowDDT
Just wait for Agnes to get here Inc.

So... you want me to untie him and let him out of my closet?

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
Why the fuck can't anyone one leave my dick out of a flaming contest?

Because Dutch, it's the obvious Joke.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

When's Agnes going to tickle Inc's nutsack? I need to be able to make fun of Inc for the whole DC trip, and one must have ammunition to do so.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest EL BRUJ0
Yeah, I was waiting for BRUJ0 to show up too.

 

Does this make my thread ESTABLISHED~!

 

 

You damn right it does.

 

See kiddies it's all about the catch phrase. Once you find it, you repeat it till it's engraved into people's brain.

 

Forget the post count.

 

Forget the sigs.

 

Forget the banners.

 

The catch phrase makes the hits on the board.

 

Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky!

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Guest evenflowDDT
Yeah, I was waiting for BRUJ0 to show up too.

 

Does this make my thread ESTABLISHED~!

 

 

You damn right it does.

 

See kiddies it's all about the catch phrase. Once you find it, you repeat it till it's engraved into people's brain.

 

Forget the post count.

 

Forget the sigs.

 

Forget the banners.

 

The catch phrase makes the hits on the board.

 

Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky!

You know, I think thats the longest BRUJ0 post I've ever seen. Uhh... carry on?

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Guest Incandenza
Cause to beat the man, you have to play the game. And that's the bottom line, if you smell what I'm cooking. Now, can you dig that Jerky!

I found this amusing.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

He totally stole "ghey" from the entireity of WDI. Namely, the old school "gPc". Next, he'll be stealing the .gheypegs.

 

BOO, Brujo, BOO~!

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

That Mysterious JG...he's mysterious.

 

As for you...

 

"There will be blood tonight!" //Inigo Montoya

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Guest Sassquatch

WDI has established posters?

 

The real secret about Dutch's wang is that he has the ability to tickle Witty Banter's colon with it whenever he wants.

 

The one gheypeg that stands out to me was one by Hoff from WDI that had a bum sticking both of his middle fingers up in the air who was looking like he was having a seizure with his tongue hanging out.

 

Or maybe it was EIW who made the gheypeg. But since it didn't have Sailor Moon in it, I will assume that it was not a work of his.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

Leave my dick out of this! And anything else for that matter! Aw, jeezy peezy, there ain't no way to expressing that I want everyone to just leave my dick alone without it sounding wrong or being taken the wrong way. I can just hear someone now: "Speaking of being taken the wrong way..."

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Guest Sassquatch

...did you all hear the way that Dutch was moaning last night when he was alone with Witty?

 

It sounded like two wildebeests going at it in there.

 

:throwup:

 

 

I pray that none of the children heard that. It will traumatize them in their dreams for years to come.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman
It will traumatize them in their dreams for years to come.

 

'Cause that's all it is...a dream. YOUR dream. You're ghey.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
WDI has established posters?

 

The real secret about Dutch's wang is that he has the ability to tickle Witty Banter's colon with it whenever he wants.

 

The one gheypeg that stands out to me was one by Hoff from WDI that had a bum sticking both of his middle fingers up in the air who was looking like he was having a seizure with his tongue hanging out.

 

Or maybe it was EIW who made the gheypeg.  But since it didn't have Sailor Moon in it, I will assume that it was not a work of his.

...dutch has a dick?

 

Well that's new. He must have borrowed it From Smitty since he never uses it.

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Guest Sassquatch

You'd be shocked at the number of things that Dutch "borrows" from other people.

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Guest The Flying Dutchman

*sigh* My poor dick...the abuse never ends.

 

I suppose y'all will take that one wrong too...

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Guest Sassquatch

I'll let others make the jokes about how you're too easy Dutch.

 

But I know for a fact (see: secret sources) that Dutch's cock takes a huge amount abuse on those late Thursday nights when HBO airs their skin flicks late at night.

 

Other then that, it's all Witty who leads the "attack" on Dutchland throughout the rest of the week.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

/breaks cycle of Dutch Abuse.

 

Sass man I haven't seen you around too much. Are you posting at WDI anymore?

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